Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba shops at Gap!!!

Dude, I wonder if she went into the dressing room try on the goodies?!

Damn those dressing room attendants! Lucky bastaaaads!

god, her feet are so sexy!!! she's no Prieta like Eva Longoria.

Also, what does the lollipop symbolize?!

I'm leaning toward the "Can't dish out enough oral sex, so J. Alba must suck on lollipops in public" theory.

DAAAMN YOU, CASH WARREN!!!!

Oh yea suck that lolly baby, suck it good, deep and hard.

Why does she have a scarf on?

I don't think that's a scarf i think it's a dress.

The scarf is to cover the ADAMS APPLE

damn no luv for jessica on this site which suprises me cuz everyday we hv at least 1 jessica related post. Whats wrong with buying gap clothes celebrities need regular clothes to wear at home. maybe its for that lazy bf of hers who cant even afford to go shopping on his own.

i love the way she is dressed!! N ... whats wrong with gap?

"damn no luv for jessica on this site which suprises me cuz everyday we hv at least 1 jessica related post."

It's not the guys running it who hate Jessica, it's some of these damn posters...

OH 4 FUCKS SAKE!!!!! GET OVER THE NASTY CUNT WITH FISHY LIPS AND A TYROID PROB!!! I THINK ONE DAY HER EYES JUST MAY POP OUT OF THERE SOCKETS!!!!!! THAT WOULD MAKE MY DAY, EVEN MORE SO THAN WINNING THE LOTTO OR WATCHING HER DIE SLOWLY IN A BIG VAT OF ACID LIKE THE JOKER IN BATMAN. I WOULD LAUGH SO HARD THEN HAVE A PARTY, WE ALL KNOW WHAT MY PARTYS ARE LIKE LOL!!!! YEAH, CRUNCHWRAP YOU AID IT!! LOL!!! TO COVER HER ADAMS APPLE!!!! LOL!!!! I HOPE WHEN SHE TURNS MTV'S AWARD SHOW INTO A JACKASS FESTIVAL SOMEONE STICKS A POLE OUT TO GRAB HER OFF THE STAGE, THEN JUST FLING HER INTO A BRICK WALL.....MAYBE HER EYES WILL POP OUT THEN?
THE GAP? CHEAP BITCH, GREEDY CUNT! I BET SHE USED HEF'S CHECK TO BUY HER A NEW 'INNOCENT VIRGIN MARY NUN' OUTFIT. STILL WONT COVER HER FAT ASS, CELLULITE RIDDEN THIGHS, HUGE ASS AND UGLY ASS SIN FACE.
CRUNCHWRAP, YOUR INVITED TO MY PARTY!!!!
DONT LIKE MY OPINION? SUCK IT

vito your so funny everything you say is true!!!!! mad props!!!!

LOL THEN HELP ME GET JEALOUS;S TELLY # !!!!!!!
SLOBBA= VILE AND PUTRID, SHE REMINDS ME OF THAT OLD HAG FROM THE PRINCESS BRIDE WHO SCREAMED AT BUTTERCUP WITH THE FUNKY EYEBROWS THAT STRETCHED TO HER HAIR LINE. SHES SHOPPING AT THE "CRAP" BECAUSE HER MOVIES ALL ARE FLOPS JUST LIKE HER ASS AND TITTIES. SAGGY ASS, NARSTY TITTIES AND WHAT A CHUNKY BELLY!!!! GROSS, WAIT, LET ME JUST GO SPEW CHUNCKS......OK IM BACK, IT WAS THE FEET THAT MADE ME HURL. SEXY FEET? BITCH YOU MUST BE CRAZY, THERE HUGE ALONG WITH HER GARGANTUAN POO-TANG WITH THE MEAT CURTIANS!!!!!!!! WE ALL KNOW WHAT WE COULD FIT UP THERE, THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, A FEW LONG DINING ROOM TABLES, 6 OR 7 THANKSGIVING ROAST TURKEYS AND A HELL OF A LOTTA ROOM FOR NYU'S LIBRARY......
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, I AM VITO, AND SLOBBA IS PU (TRID)
SUCK IT BITCHES, SHITNEY WAS HOT ONCE TOO

SLOBBA SUCKS FARTS OUT OF LARRY FLINT CUZ SHE CANT BLOW HIM (NOT LIKE SHED KNO WHAT TO DO WITH A DICK IF SOMEONE GAVE HER A FUCKING POP UP MANUAL, GET OVER HER!!!!!! OVERATED PILE OF GARBAGE SITTING IN A LANDFILL FOR 5 MONTHS IN THE HOT ASS SUN!!!!!
OK, JEALOUS, WHERE ARE YOU?????!!!!!

Yeah! Suck it! (what Vito said) lol

Also, what about her feet? They look like fat shrimps.

I've never watched a movie with Jessica A in it to observe her fine thespian skills- ever. I want to see that juicy rack and that nice round ass in a tight outfit jiggling and wiggling across the screen. Started losing interest in this skank-a-hoe after her tantrum about not wanting to "just be the sexy girl" every movie. Yeah sweet stuff, and in 15 years when your Hispanic Housewife genes take over and your ass balloons and your boobs droop and no one returns your phone calls, what then ? Oh yes you'll have your self respect. HA!! Take your top off now while we still give a shit.

"Hispanic housewife genes" LOL. Pass the note to that Hayek whore too...

VdanteV

I’ve never watched a movie with Jessica A in it to observe her fine thespian skills- ever.

PLEAZE!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE LIKE A THESPIAN ABORTION!!!! WHAT A FAT CUNT, SHOPPING AT THE CRAP CUZ ALL HER MOVIES BOMBED!!! LOL!!!! OK, SLOBBA NEEDS TO DIE. PAINFULLY AND SLOWLY TO WIPE THAT IM BETTER THAN YOU CUNT LOOK ON HER UGLY ASS POP EYED FISH LIPPED FACE. AND WHEN SHES 100 FEET UNDER, CUZ HER FEET NEED THEIR OWN GODDAMNED COFFIN, ILL HAVE A HUGE PARTY.
PHRED, YOUR INVITED TO MY BASTARDLY PARTY, WHERE ILL FUCKIN PILE DRIVE JEALOUS, YOU CAN TAKE PICTURES, POST THEM ON THE BASTARDLY, AND THEN WE'LL GIGGLE LIKE LITTLE GIRLS OVER BONG RIPS, SCOTCH DRINKIN, KEG STANDS, AND DISCUSS HOW MUCH BETTER LIFE IS NOW THAT SLOBBA (CHECK THE NEW ISSUE OF LYFE AND STYLE HER FAT ASS IS RIGHT THERE!!! TOLD YOU BITCHES!! ) IS JUST A PUTRID INANE PIECE OF OVVERARTED SWEAGE NO ONE FLUSHED FOR 5 YEARS.
FUCKIN SUCK IT SLOBBA WORSHIPPER, HER FEET GIVE ME NIGHTMARES.

SAYIN IT AGAIN BITCHES!!!! CHECK IT!!!! NOW YOU CAN SEE HER FAT ASS AND THUNDER THIGHS ON HER SHITTY MTV AWARDS PROMO!!!
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i... Alba Fights on MTV Pictures
CUT AND PASTE BUT ITS ALL THERE!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!
DONT SAY I WASNT RIGHT BITCHES!!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!

i think i just threw up a little in my mouth. lol vito and phred!!! fat shrimps!!! her feet are gross and ugly and huge!!!!! im a foot girl, and i wouldnt let those crusty old stinkers NEAR me!!!!! lol vito i want to go to your party!!!!

phred did you LOOK at those pictures??!!!!!!!

i bet you could eat pudding out of the dimples of her awful ass

sucks farts out of larry flints ass!!!! i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!! and eating pudding out of her dimply ass!!!!! oh shit, vito, you wish, whithot and phred you guys made me spit out my bloody mary!!!!!!! thespian abortion!!!!! how do you guys come UP with these awesome mean things to say about that fat bitch? shopping at the WHAT? i dont even think theres one near me!!!! the "crap" vito, that is SO hysterical!!!! what a cheap bitch!! i bet everything she bought was on sale too!!!! damn vito, you LOVE YYJ! its cool, i do too and im a chick! ;)

shes a cheap greedy bitch and lol to vito and juiper hottie and YYJ! because shes so overrated and stupid and fat! lol fat shrimps for toes! lol phred! one day everyone will get over her when her entire body turns to mush and shes tryin ta blow heff to be on the cover of playboy, then she;; sue again and buy her shitty cheap clothes at other ticky tacky stores like that one. shes ugly, dig it?!

not surprised in the LEAST, shes such a cheap girl!!!! hey, Juniper!!!!!! ive miss you too!! :)

oh disgusting. vito, that link really showed me how fat she is! i see her in the village all the time when shes here for ‘movies’ because shes so talented ( caugh-slut! caugh-overated! caugh-lacking talent! ) and she looks like a homeless person. a homeless person whos FED WELL!!!!!! besides shes indian and mexican and if anything stinks its them,everyone knows its a cross of BO and rotting animals. so that bitch got both ends of the stentch (gene) pool. give me a fucking break, shes so godamned ugly! she looks more like the nemo the fish.

oh man, THAT was a diatribe!!!!!!!! heehee!!!

[...] So this must be why we saw Jessica Alba shopping at Gap. With these ads there must have been a benefit where she gets all the free clothes she wants for the rest of her life. Why else would she shop there when I bet all those places on Robertson would love to have her plugging their clothes. [...]

Dude, I'm so glad that was a lollipop. It look like a candy cigarette, and then I briefly thought it was a real cigarette, and almost threw up. Wheew, thank God for candy, because I don't want my bootylicious Jessica smoking nothing but POLE! !! !! 1!OEN!

[...] Looks like Jessica Alba needed some assistance from Juan-Pedro Miguel-Julio Cabrera carrying her groceries out to her car. Jessica is impressing us here with normalcy of shopping at such fine establishments like Rite Aid and Gap like us normal folks…soon we’ll finally realize that her shit doesn’t smell like roses either. [...]

her shit NEVER smelled like roses OR freshly baked cinamon rolls!!!!!

lol!!!! glad to see you realize it, so, moelicious and jackson, whats the deal? do you ONLY love fat ugly thunder-thighed skanks with pop eyes and giant feet? thought so....

to all the negative creeps in here: you're all a bunch of twits. Only ugly/pathetic fucks who dont get laid type up so much drivel about some female they'll never meet. you all need a good toilet flushing.

im goin to cut to the chase......VETO and all you other fucks who talk bad about jessica go suck your mama's hairy dick!!!! VETO your so stupid you would trip over a cordless phone!!!! MOELICIOUS,WOLFERINE,MIRIAM,& CINDYLOVER1969 i agree with you 100%!!!! there is nothing wrong with shopping at gap and jessica is the most beautiful girl in the world!!! anyone who sees fat, dimply, saggy ass is dreamin of there own mama's ass!!! jessica has beautiful feet and a beautiful figure and she is better than any of you fuckers (those who dont agree) can ever do!!!! so blow it out your asses!!!! and VETO you dumb fuck it is not called "CRAP" its "GAP" you dumb ass!!!!!!

Veto you really are a complete dumbass....... read the fineprint on the page that you used to try to make everyone think she was fat.......ill save you the trouble because you are probably to stupid to click your own link........... may take a moment to load. Please be patient.
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oh just drop it, let the people who have opinions post them!!!!!! jesus h!!!!! grow up!!!!!

just beacuse people dont think shes hot dont mean you gotta be dissin on them. this is a blogger you fucking moron.

for real, albastalker, why dont YOU get a fucking life? oh right i forgot, middle school is out for the summer.....and you cant really get a life when your pulling your dick all day can you? not that touching yourself is wrong, i mean, i did that this morning! ;)
seriously, give everyone a break if they dont think shes the greatest thing ever!!!!! thats what a blog site is for isnt it?

albastalker

im goin to cut to the chase……VETO and all you other fucks who talk bad about jessica go suck your mama’s hairy dick!!!! VETO your so stupid you would trip over a cordless phone

FUCK YOU MY MOTHER PASSED AWAY WHEN I WAS YOUNG
LAUGHING? MOTHERFUCKER I SPENT 3 YEARS IN IRAQ IN COMBAT, AND IF YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER (MAY HER DEAR SOUL REST IN PEACE ) AGAIN ILL FUCKIN HUNT YOU DOWN, FLY YOU IN A BLACK HAWK TO IRAQ, HAVE MY CREW STRIP YOU, TEAR OFF YOUR FUCKIN ARMS AND STICK YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ZONE NAKED WAVING AN AMERICAN FLAG.
FUCKIN GO SUCK A MAC 10 AND SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER.

"vito is puke" is ashley. SHES the one posting as several retards. can we say mental? haha!

oh my god, vito im so sorry :(
you served in iraq??? wow. im not for the war, but i support the troops all the way.
vito, respect, honey. that must have been so scary and hard! :(
bush needs to pull them OUT! NOW!

Cammi

oh my god, vito im so sorry :(
you served in iraq??? wow. im not for the war, but i support the troops all the way.
vito, respect, honey. that must have been so scary and hard! :(
bush needs to pull them OUT! NOW!

oh vito!!!! i had no idea!!!!! i am SO sorry to hear of your loss.... that must have been awful for you.
i didnt know you were a solider!!!!
i agree with you cammi, i dont support the war ( because, ok, im NOT ignorant, but i just dont feel that anyone needs violence.......plus i have no clue why the war is still going on ), but the troops have my suport too, i knew a guy named jeff who went, came back SOOOOOO traumatized, then was called back for another duty tour ( is that what its called?).....i felt so awful because he said that he hated it, the killing, the fear, everythi9ng i could never imagine. ok il stop, i dont want to offend/depress/piss off/whatever bad to anyone on the site regarding that debate on the war. and my sincere apologies if i did.
vito, i love you, your a beautiful person, and anyone who says shit about you
and we all know its fucking ashley/bobby because we all figured her schitzo ways.

yeah Vito most of us here on this site are on your side. Ashley is the dumb psycho chick with multiple personalitys. She is an idiot, it seems every website always ends up with some psycho.

i agree with cammi felicia and vito and yourjustjealous. fuck alba, skank needs to fucking disappear

omgoshh
this bitchh is fucking everywhereeee

dieeee jessicaaa
u wanna entertain us righh
plzzzzzzzz kill urself

plzzzzzzzzzzzz
im begging u
GO DIE IN A CORNER
i FUCKING HATEE YOU
YOUR UGLYYYY
and U like showing off ur body..
aaah come onnn
do u have to
ur soo fucking gayyyyyyyyyy
GAP..come on
i thought celebs could afford more then thatttt
H-Coture maybe
plzzz
someone kill this bitch
and put her out of her misery
shez has a longated fat face
and ugly lips
plzzzzzz
someone wipe her out
once in for all
and record it
so i can play it over and over again

honey! your awesome!

CRUNCHWRAP, HELP ME GET YOURJUSTJEALOUS ;S E/ADRESS!!!!! IM OBSESSED WITH HER!!!!!