Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba walks her dog!

Not really much to say other than she could put a collar on me and spank me for being bad. Rub my belly and my leg will twitch.

I thought that was Nicole Richie at first.

OMG !!! I love her sexy feet!!!!! all nice and manicured!!!!! MY DAY IS COMPLETE

see i hate when people say shes fat. shes fuckin gangly.

Skin and Bones. Im curious to see where she goes from here. Will she gain back weight and return to normal human being size? Will she balloon up to epic proportions due to her "latina roots" or will she continue to wither away until she dies..?

"Im curious to see where she goes from here"
i'm hoping for humiliating career in the middle eastern porn industry

Other than Ms. Alba being classy thus far and having nicely manicured feet, can someone tell me what the big deal is, please?

Surely the lack of posters projectile-vomiting left and right at the sight of her should have convinced Intrigue that this woman is not Nicole Richie.

And I am sure the dog would be humping Ms Alba.

ANOTHER GARMENT TO HIDE THE ADAMS APPLE>>>>>>>>>>

This is the second photo this week with the adams apple covered.

for some people, a nose job is an improvement but Jessica Alba didn't need changing and her real nose kept her looking lush - now she looks drained ... of CHI!

I love her and thinks she looks great>She is small, but not too skinny.

I thought this item, whether it is true or not, was intersting and might perk up all those men who want to kill Cash...lol
Copy and paste the link http://www.celebitchy.com/2006/05/did_jessica_alba_break_cash_wa.html

PUTRID. HER DOG IS HOTTEER THAN HER. CRUNCHWRAP, GREAT ONE AGAIN!!!!!
SHES A FUCKIN CUM DUPMSTER AND I SERIOUSLY WOULD PAY ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY TO SEE HER TORTURED, THEN KILLED SLOWLY.....IM A MEAN ASSHOLE WHEN IT COMES TO THAT HORRID SKANKBOT. SORRY BITCHES, IM JUST SICK OF IT ALL. NO TALENT, CELLULITE AND THE CUNT STILL THINKS SHE SHITS GOLD NUGGETS.
MY FANTASY? A GIANT COMPUTER, A HUGE BED AND A RATHER LARGE APARTMENT BULIDING SHOVED UP HER SMELLY VD TWAT. TRUST ME, IT WOULD FIT, JUST LOOK AT HER FEET!!! OKAY OKAY NOW I NEED TO VOMIT, JUST BY THE SIGHT OF THOSE HORRIBLE CRUSTY CALLOUSED FEET!!!!! BLETTCCCHH!!!!!!!
DONT LIKE MY OPINION? FUCKIN SUCK IT BITCHES
I LOVE YOURJUSTJEALOUS!, BY THE WAY

WOVERINE YOU CRAZY

I'm more curious about the chick in orange shirt next to JA than the actual news...

THE CHICKIE IN THE YELLOW SHIRT IS BETTER LOOKING THAT SLOBBA. HELL, MY DOGS DINGELLBERRIES AND RED ANUS ARE HOTTER THAN SLOBBA.

Just to be sure, I'm not stating that JA is not attractive. In fact, I find her attractive.
My comment before was due to the fact that there are so many pictures on JA that it's easy to see but... the chick in the orange shirt, we barely see. That's why I so curious. =P

SUCK IT BITCHES!!!! SLOBBA SUCKS FARTS OUT OF LARRY FLINT CUZ SHE CANT BLOW HIM (NOT LIKE SHED KNO WHAT TO DO WITH A DICK IF SOMEONE GAVE HER A FUCKING POP UP MANUAL, GET OVER HER!!!!!! OVERATED PILE OF GARBAGE SITTING IN A LANDFILL FOR 5 MONTHS IN THE HOT ASS SUN!!!!! WE ALL KNOW A FUCKIN KMART STRIP MALL WOULD FIT IN TO HER GIANT ICKY COOTER.
OK, JEALOUS, WHERE ARE YOU?????!!!!!

she reminds me of a Lumbee

LOLOLOL CHECK IT SLOBBA WORSHIPPING LOOSERS!!!
HERES THE PIC FROM HER SHITTY MTV AWARDS PROMO WHERE YOU CAN SEE HOW TRULY FAT AND GROSS HER DIMPLY THUNDER THIGHS AND HUGE ASS REALLY ARE!!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i... Alba Fights on MTV Pictures
LOLOLOL CUT AND PASTE OR CLICK ON IT, BUT DONT SAY I WAS WRONG!!!! LOLOLOL!!!
FAT CUNT SLOBBA!!!

HEY, SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO POST THAT TWICE

Jessica Alba is beautiful. You don't even know her. How can you hate someone so strongly when you've never met them? Loser. I'll bet you get tons of girls. Go kill yourself and rid the world of your worthless opinion.

@24, "suck it"!!! why dont you shut the fuck up this is called a B-L-O-G S-I-T-E....real slowly, a B-L-O-G S-I-T-E, which is a place for people to post opinions, good or bad, you fucking moron. vito is so funny, just get a fucking life and laugh! you say what has she done to you? nothing, but who the fuck cares, bitch? as IF everyone on the fucking site has the SAME shit to say, stupid.
vito, XO!

Intelligent people don't have to swear. You have every right to your opinion, as I have every right to mine. Also, maybe you should learn to spell-you're right, the opinions on here do not matter, especially when they come from someone as uneducated as you.

shes gross, and vito is so hilarious! lol junper hottie that shit was funny!!!! lol!
hey, jane, stop being jealous of junper, you dont even know the person, and yet you claim she lives in a trailer park? wow, and remind us all again why your on a blogger where people are going to be assholes anyway?

JANE, GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND SUCK IT. STOP BEING A BUCK TOOTHED BITCH AND WORSHIP AT THE CALLOUSED CRUSTY SOLES OF SLOBBAS FEET THAT ARE SO HUGE YOU COULD LAND A PLANE ON JUST ONE OF THEM. AND DONT BE HATIN ON JUNIPER, SHE NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU.
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, SLOBBA IS STUPID AND INSECURE, AND JANE IS TOO.
DONT LIKE MY OPINION ON SLOBBA? FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW.

Jessica Alba should have worried more about her stuck lip than her nose job. I don't know if she had a accident growing up, or was just born with a stretched out lip. But her upper lip just about touches her nose and that grosses me out man. I don't like bones and I can't stand how flat and repulsive her lips look. I mean with all that money she should get them to look full and normal. And if you hadn't noticed her right eye is cockeyed. Guys dont like that shit. Hey isn't she half Mexican and Duck. Now Britney Spears, aint nothing wrong with her. Pamela Anderson, I'll have all american any day!

RIK YOU SAID IT, SLOBBA IS A WASTE OF FUCKIN SPACE AND NEEDS TO A) FALL INTO A DEEP DARK BOTTOMLESS WELL B) SHOT UP WITH SO MUCH SMACK SHE OD'S OR MY PERSONAL FAVE, C) HELD UNDER QUICKSAND FACE FIRST BECAUSE HER SICK RUBBER UPPER LIP WOULD GET CAUGHT IN ONE GRAIN AND PULL HER FAT CELLULITE RIDDLED BODY DOWN DOWN DOWN, UNTIL GIANT FEET WERE STICKING OUT LIKE MOOSE HORNS BECAUSE THERE AINT NO ROOM FOR THEM EVEN IN THE QUICKSAND.
GIGGETY GIGGETY, SLOBBA SHOULD BE KILLED, THEN MY LIFE WOULD BE FULLFILLED.
DONT LIKE MY OPINION? FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW

that was some hilarious stuff Vito. And jane, what Vito said, suck it!

john

“Im curious to see where she goes from here”
i’m hoping for humiliating career in the middle eastern porn industry

bwahahahahahaha!!! classic. john rocks :) so does phred ;), and vito, that was so fucking funny you should totally do stand up!!!! MUAH to vito, phred and john ;)

i love you too vito ;) xo

how sweet, me and jessica alba have something in common. i thought i was the only one who walked my dog in the family linens.

Who is junper? This is a blogsite, remember? I can write what I want. I can't say anything about her because I don't know her? None of you know Jessica Alba. Ironic, isnt it? FUckers.

and neither do YOU!!!!

so why dont we ALL just write what we WANT???!!!!!!!!! some like her, sone dont, its a free country. plus.....um, yeah, this is a celebrity gossip place, so you KNOW were going to be butting heads, right, jane? no disprespect, no hostility, i promise, but its fun to either a- be a total bitch/asshole regarding whoever is in the pic, or to say nice things. i mean, we all have differing opinions, right? ssssssaaaaaallll good :)

shes so fuckin fugly i think my eyes are bleeding

i think mine are too, and jane suck it!

[...] Rumor has it that E.M.D. (Excessive Masturbation Disorder) was hte cause of Jessica’s pug’s death. What do expect when your life is filled w/ beautiful sights of your hottie owner butt-naked in the shower, or taking sweet-smelling Jessica Alba Dumps, or even having endless amounts of sex. You can either hang yourself from lack of J.Alba sexual activity or you can masturbate yourself to death. May God have mercy on that little pug. [...]

it's funny how this vito jerkoff pretends to have friends on here when all "it" does is type a new name with a new post to feel special about his worthless life. what a fucking waste of a human being.

oh fuck off, so what if he is? at least he knows what a fucking blogger is for!!!!!!!!. just because he dosent like her ( like many others here ) who gives a shit??????

i agree with cammi. maybe its the ones who hate vito are the fat hairy assed pieces of shit who have nothing to do but bitch AT people on a blog site!!!!! come ON! hate on/love on the ones pictured, idiots.

guerro

it’s funny how this vito jerkoff pretends to have friends on here when all “it” does is type a new name with a new post to feel special about his worthless life. what a fucking waste of a human being.

WOTHLESS LIFE? MOTHERFUCKER, I SERVED IN IRAQ IN COMBAT FOR 3 YEARS, AND MY LIFE ISNT WORTH LESS JUST BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE YOUR ORACLE. I GO TO BUSINESS SCHOOL, TAKE CARE OF MY GRANDMOTHER AND MANAGE MY BROTHER'S BAR. FUCK YOU AND STOP SINGLING ME OUT FOR NOT WANTING TO WORSHIP AT SLOBBAS STINKY GIGANTIC CRUSTY OLD FEET. I HAVE MY OPINION SO FUCKIN SUCK A FUCKING DICK AND CHOKE ON IT YOU FUCKING JEJUNE, INANE LITTLE ZIT. WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE LATELY? EH, FUCK IT I COULDNT CARE LESS. YOU SURE YOUR NAME ISNT ASHLEY? IF THERES ANYONE POSTING AS "10+" PPLE ITS THAT SKEEZEBAG.

guerro I bet your the psycho bitch Ashley you know your the one posting under your 10 names. Your describing one of your personalitys I dont like Alba either. And most of us are on Vito's side we think he's hilarious if it wasn't for Vito I wouldnt visit Bastardly Jessica Alba site.

Everyone is entitled to their opinions. But to constantly talk about Alba and put her down and calling her every crude name in the book is all the time is annoying. People get the message that you guys can't stand her.

Jessica Alba isn't the most beautiful girl in the world but she's most definately not the ugliest. And I will admit she is DEFINATELY OVERRATED. But she's not fat. Her arms are tiny. And I can't see her fat and dimples anywhere. Would any of you mind circling those spots to show everyone? And no I don't need glasses I already have them. And don't say I need a better perscription. Because I don't, I just think most of you dislike her to the extent that your seeing things or want to see things that aren't there. I also don't see any crust on her feet. You can't, the lighting is too off and they're not the main focus of the picture. Not to mention her LARGE feet are too far away to make an actual judgement. And she's SO fat and ugly that she's number 2 on maxim's hottest females of 2006 list. wow yeah she's a real cow. I just don't understand what makes her seem like such a horrible person to so many people.

I'm not singling anybody out with this. People who love Alba, stop fucking with the people who dislike her. It's pointless to argue over a celebrity. Because your not going to change their views by calling each other dicks, cunts, fat-ass etc. It makes BOTH sides look like uneducated people. Do something productive like read a book or go for a jog. This isn't the "who can burn people the hardest olypmics". It's ashame that the human mind with all of it's knowledge has been reduced to bashing celebrities and burning people who feel opposite.

Seriously people, grow up.

Kay so who would like to point out the fat and the dimples and the *crusts* on her big feet for me? You people really have nerve putting everyone down that you see, with all those names, critisisums and more. And Vito do you talk to your customers like that? swearing non stop, saying " go suck a dick"? you know you have a really sick mind if it can produce all those horrid names and other things. and im not trying to mean but come on, seriously. And all those people saying Vito is a piece of junk, he is a waste of life, and the persons name that is vito is puke, like you are any better than him, you are still insulting a human being not that you would care. Well i have alot more to say but im not going to waste my valuble time while i could be doing somthing important, well just for you people you arnt going to make yourselves cool by putting everyone down that you see. So i have tons more to tell you about but all you people who go on here just to insult people get a life! im not singling anyone out and i strongly agree that everyone has thier own opinions and is entiltled to thier opinions but what Vito said was just cruel. And this will continue but i hope you put this comment in mind because you guys who insult people are cruel. Whatever i dont care if you dont think she is pretty even though she is i dont give a shit i could care less, but i have 2 words for you guys read them carefully: oh and try to mature a little before going on these kinds of websites! :
GROW UP!

damn that vito dude is pissed off at jessica alba. i think shes pretty. shes prolly a total stuck up bitch but she is pretty and are her feet really that big? they don look so big

look, im all for bashing/loving on people here, but NOT the actual people leaving comments. i mean, this is what a blog is for right? to make fun of/love the celebs or whoever is in the picture or whatever. i do think vito is funny, and yes mean but dont attack him just because hes not into JA, and jeez, he fought for this country, so what if he swears? so do i....fuck fuck fuckity fuck it fuckity fuckity fuck...ok, that was lame sorry, but whatever. as Bender would say, "oh, were all jerks! you, me, this jerk...." seriously, i respect everyones opinions in here ( except racist twit ashtray ), wether i agree or not. who cares right?

Jessica Alba is NOT UGLY! Ok she is NOT as sexy as Adriana Lima, is NOT as beautiful as Angelina Jolie, is NOT classic looking like Catherine Zeta, Kiera Knightley and Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman etc....BUT if I saw her walking down the street I would still think she is pretty....she looked way better in Dark Angel!

tara, i would not. when I see her all I can think about is what a bitch she is. She never tips and treats servants like a piece of sh*t. Shes a legend in her own mind. oh yea and vitos right, she does have giant feet

okkk someone pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
kill herrrrrr

and its more like the dogs walking alba

shez soo uglyyyyyyyyyyyy
omgoshhh

i hate this bitch, and i agree with vito, also...somerandomperson and CC, YOU need to get a life, im sure vito dosent speak to his customers or his professors but fuck, who gives a shit if he wants to swear on the net?! jessica alba is just a washed up no talent slut who, in her mind, is gods gift. what a delusional little tard

"I thought that was Nicole Richie at first."

The dog, right?

LOLOLOL CHECK IT SLOBBA WORSHIPPING LOOSERS!!!
HERES THE PIC FROM HER SHITTY MTV AWARDS PROMO WHERE YOU CAN SEE HOW TRULY FAT AND GROSS HER DIMPLY THUNDER THIGHS AND HUGE ASS REALLY ARE!!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i... Alba Fights on MTV Pictures
LOLOLOL CUT AND PASTE OR CLICK ON IT, BUT DONT SAY I WAS WRONG!!!! LOLOLOL!!!
FAT CUNT SLOBBA!!!

oh, one more thing, SWEETIE, you call vito or whoever else who has nothing nice to say about the girl a looser, well, what the hell are you doing on a B-L-O-G S-I-T-E? do i need to define it again? i have all the time in the world, DARLING. all the time in the world?! YES! because i dont work, and so what if i live off my inheritance? its FUN!
so "suck it", SWEETIE ;)

Go back to the trailer park, "hottie." CUNT.

your probably some fat hairy arsehole who wears a ponytail like the comic book guy in the simpsons. yeah fuck u.

THANk you Shelly!!!!