Juicy Isabeli Fontana Is Damn Sexy



These snaps come from a Revlon Flair fragrance launch held yesterday.

I can't say Isabeli is 100% Whaaabaam-Grade b/c there's something annoying about her face that's not hitting the right switches, but that's just me being a bastardly whorebag.

Also, for the record, I would nibble on Isabeli's toejam w/out a second thought (and chase it w/ some Vodka, of course). Yummmm-me!!!

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OOOooo!
You called THAT right.
Looks like she forgot to get the pedi.

Or else she needs Lamisil. "Digger," the Dermatophyte has set up shop and she can't do her toes 'til the toenail fungus is deep-sixed on her hang-tens.

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 @ 1:55pm
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Her toes are fine. She justhad them smashed into her shoes with a lot of her weight through them. Look at the later pictures.

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 @ 2:24pm
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I think whats "off" with her face is that it looks kinda squashed together towards the middle lol

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 @ 2:39pm
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So many woman pass by this site I am going to have to put them in three categories to streamline my critique.

1. Not even with a fake cock.
2. Fuckable
3. Lickable

For her 2.

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 @ 2:53pm
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she is gorgeous! and she's a mom!

i agree with joe--her toes are normal, they have just been in crappy shoes all day.

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 @ 3:08pm
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Well I guess we all have different standards. Her feet are questionable at best and the psoriasis on her knees is a definite turnoff. Jackson: we need a bag from the feet to the thighs. Would that be Buttafeetandknees?

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 @ 3:14pm
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funky feet are a no go in my book............. yeesh.

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 @ 4:35pm
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I def agree wit moe.She's a hottie for sure...but her face sometimes reminds me of a clown.Looked tasty at the VS show last year.she's got a sexy ass stomach,hips...lord have mercy...i'm going to hell.

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 @ 6:09pm
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yea she looks perfect from head to...knees. haha

i dont understand how hard could it be to get a simple pedicure before going out?

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 @ 7:30pm
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She is a very, very pretty brazilian super model like Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrósio!!! She is 22 years old, already a mother and she is pregnant again! Can u believe?!?

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 @ 9:49pm
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She has such a beautiful face.She looks like a lot of random people,but better.

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 @ 10:55pm
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She's ugly..and her smile is weird..it's like she's forcing herself to smile...that hook nose honker of hers...ewwww she's plain..nothing exotic...

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 @ 11:27pm
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Funk-a-foot She has funk-a-foot. In her line of work she should keep those babys shined up & free of the funk.

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 8:33am
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i love you isabeli fontana

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 2:58pm
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good

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 6:07am
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She has hideous feet but she has a very pretty face!..Something very weird about her face though but shes still pretty.

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006 @ 10:13am
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halao i like you

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007 @ 3:05am
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I wouldn't suck her toes but she does have very pretty hands. Nice long fingers!

Monday, September 24th, 2007 @ 10:35pm
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