Is Katharine McPhee your American Idol?
Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
When American Idol started this season and the top contestants were announced I had stated my support for the blonde, Kellie Pickler. However, her ass got eliminated and honestly I didn't even pay attention to this show after the first episode. So now we have Katharine McPhee who we did have a Bastardly Matchup against Kellie Pickler. It looks like Katharine took our Bastardly Matchup but did she outlast that old looking dude, Taylor?
Sorry, but her tits have no control over her vocal chords. Case closed.
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I disagree senin, let's put Katherine against last year's Idol, Carrie. Wouldn't Katherine's lungs haveta be stronger to lift her boobs, as opposed to Carrie which would take little effort to lift? And don't the lungs power the vocal chords? So wouldn't it make sense that Katherine has stronger lungs, which would make a stronger voice?
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ooops...you know that's supposed to say "next" up there... damned be to creating this stuff late night!!!
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What reasoning Guillermo...but even though you have proved beyond a shadow of a doubt Katherine has the stronger voice...does she have a "BETTER!" voice?
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Her tits do have control over her vocal chords...just bite one of them and see.
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Personally I think Katherine has the better voice.
And it's not because everytime I turn on the damn radio I hear Jesus take the Wheel.
I'm so sick of that song...
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PEED PIG!
Crazy-funny!
But I trickled pee with these CAPTIONS. GREAT!
I see a horrible problem with alcohol and cocaine in her future. She won't be able to stand it. Her days of buying food in a supermarket alone are OVER. The price of fame...that...and being crucified here on The Bastardly.
Now...let's see just HOW MANY "McPHEE-ver" peeps you'll attract with THIS posting appearing. Strap on your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy ride....riddled with little 'tweeners on The Bastardly.
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Katharine is the WORST!!!!! She over sings every song and is so dramatic, I would rather listen to cats fighing then to hear her try and sing...she should have gone home a long time ago... No way is she better then Chris and Elliott and DEFINITELY not better then Taylor, not even in the same league... the show is totally fixed if she wins.
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This shows interest me about as much as the stuff I left in the toilet a while ago. Sorry but it's just a trendy piece of crap show. "Idol" is really not accurate at all. I think the show is an insult to America, most of the time it isn't based on singing ability, we all know other factors are usually taken into consideration, personality and looks is what a lot of people base their voting on too, not all but many.
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Guillermo:
I don't know where you took biology courses (or how long ago), but tit size has absolutely no relation to lung capacity. If it did, Dolly Parton would have suffocated half of Pigeon Forge.
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If Katherine Mc PEE wins, I wil vomit. BTW her tits aren't big, they are actually very average in size. She looks kinda like a lanky witch. And I also agree that she over sings and tries to be all pre crack whitney like and ends up sounding like a cat in heat. I think Cris should have won. Fuck Mc PEE.
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Ok real men don't watch American Idol so stop all this nonscense.Simon is a pompos limey fucking queer, Paula ia a drunk or stoned horney old douche bag & Randy is a washed up has been drummer- Al Roker look alike. All that being said,Taylor rocks wwwwwwwwowooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yea kick it spaz boy.
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McPhee-Fuck.
Senin! Caliban!
Yah...Okay: "'pre-crack Whitney?" LOVED that!
Peed! PEED!
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Actually, Katherine is really beautiful She reminds me of a very young Linda Ronstadt...until she opens her mouth. I predict she has a career in TV sitcoms and movies...but only if she promises to never sing in public again.
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Her hometown is my hometown and she went to high school down the street from where I live
So on one hand I want to like her, but on the other hand it's not like I know her
And I also simply don't care
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No matter who wins Katherine will be more popular on the radio. Pop music is in and that is where she fits best plus she is HOTT. Taylor is somoene who you would see at a bar giving everybody a good laugh. Taylor being an "american idol" is pretty laughable but thats what will probably happen
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And it probably DID happen, Mike.
Good call.
Poor dude is destined for lounges of Lake Tahoe and Laughlin, Nevada.
And let's not forget Mohegan Sun Casino in Uncasville, CT.
Or the Jaycees Convention in Kansas City in 2009.
And...?
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That finale was so good! I would never have put Meatloaf with Mc Pee or Blige with Yamin...it was great! Toni Braxton sucked but the rest was suprisingly good...I was so glad Hicks won! I laughed my ass off during the Kelly Pickler and Puck skits...she spit out the snail and stuck it under her chair! PEED! and was scared to death of the lobster.... HAHAHAHAAAAAAA
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whats up with you babe..good looking
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Taylor won......What What!
Wasn't expecting that!
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nice pictures you have here...
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