(Still Breaking!) Michelle Rodriguez Getting In Touch W/ Her Lesbian Side Before Heading To Jail
Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I guess the 5-days in jail were enough in getting Drunk Michelle Rodriguez used to sexing-up quasi-butch women who are twice her size.
Regardless, members of the Horndogg Community anxiously await the release of this jailhouse sex video. Yummy!!
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that a HUGE bitch.
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I'd climb mount butch.
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Looks like Michelle knocked her up.
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creepy and I wouldn't force my worst enemy to watch the two of them go at it..........
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nodakgirl - haha! yup!...and wikipedia would've been my next stop if imdb failed!
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Hollywood Rag sez its her Bloodrayne costar, Kristanna Loken, who plays on both teams as a canyon-whistler and bj gal.
btw: did you know that "blow-job" most likely is the bastardized "below job." This explains the misnomer of "blowing" when it's all about sucking, baby...
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haha... you know after you wrote that I had to go back to imdb to see how tall this chick is... they state she\'s 5\'11\"... from the looks of the pictures she looks like she\'s easily over 6\'.
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Could I just watch the Blonde one lick the drunk beaners hairy taco.
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DAMN! Jolly green giants got some fucked up looking legs.
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Wow, that dike is really butch! I wouldn't fuck with that bitch.
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Dudes, I'd be the meat for that sandwich, love to climb that blonde mountain and the drunk....well she's the perfect spinner.
I need to take a nap just thinking about it.
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the more jail time she does, the better i like her.
she and robert mitchum are probably the only stars to ever just step up and do their time like "yeah, that's right bitch! i'm badass and i can handle myself no matter where i'm at."
and in this bastardly girl-girl matchup, i think they take turns being the top.
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I thought that was Rebecca Romijn.
So Michelle isn't dating Blu Cantrell anymore?
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Don't complain ya'll...wouldn't you rather see Rodriguez walking ANYWHERE with ANYONE than drunk behind the wheel of a car?!! I certainly would!
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Damn, I didn't know she had such a hot bod.
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The blonde is Kristina Lokken from Terminator 2. Imagine they were just coming back from role playing Michelle's perfomance in the showers at the county jail
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Also, from today's NY Daily News:
Lost" actress Michelle Rodriguez didn't let that Hawaiian drunken-driving conviction stop her and Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio from guzzling Champagne at Guest House till 3 a.m. …
Oh yeah, anyone got photos of that?
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Rodriguz is very, well, scary to me...did anyone see her butching it up (and pretending to be Colin Farrell's love interest) in SWAT? I know some girls are sort of tomboyish- but she's bordering on grown-man. She has a nice figure but thats not enough to make her hot.
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Whoever the tall blonde is, she seems to have druggie splotches on her legs & arms.
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THE YOUNG LADY IS GORGEOUS.
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i love this actor, she is a hot. can u stop caller her lesbian because she is not.
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Uma Therman....... eew........
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kristanna loken is bi.she was in terminator 3 not 2.she will be co-starring on the new season of the l word as shane's love interest.
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Wasn't Loken a Hell of a lot slimmer in Terminator 3? wow
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YA'LL GO GIRLS,YOU'S GOT IT GOIN'!
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holy shit that chick is huge! imdb says that Michelle is 5'6" so this chick must play for the LA Sparks!
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You would think that Michelle could find a better looking bitch.
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The blonde might be the dominant one, but I never thought of Rodriguez as submissive. I picture her as the one shoving the other woman's face into her crotch and barking at her to lick it good.
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oh man. I almost spit my tea out when I read that.
Fucking hilarious. I never saw it from that obvious perspective...
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IMDB: M-Rod is 5'6"
So that means that the blonde's as big as The Chrysler Building. 6'+?
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Wow, Jackson.
Great minds think alike and search databases alike.
I'm flattered. We were IMDB'ing at the same time.
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hahah
crazy shit. So is it safe to assume that the Blonde Giant probably wears the dildo?
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