A Toothy Kirsten Dunst Thursday Morning

celebrities that don't get their teeth fixed
should have them forcibly removed
with a ballpeen hammer

Nice fangs Elvira. The undead walks.

That is terrible. There is no excuse why they don't get their teeth sorted. She is and always was rough.

The freaking fangs are ugly. She is ugly. What the heck, can she not afford invisalign?

Check out the other girls toes!!! They're like fingers.... or better yet, EAGLE CLAWS!!! Or maybe even monkey toes. Im sure she can jump of a rope and hand on by 'em!

That is some strange scary shit.

She's ressurecting her interview w/ a vampire look.

And speaking of stars that need to fix their teeth....even that sucky Elliot Yamin from American Idol got his damn teeth fixed, and He's not even famous, and has no money.
Why don't stars fix teeth? (Well maybe they saw Hillary and got scared) Moe, you should do a pictorial of bad hollywood teeth.

I love the French!

ahhhh!!!! snaggle tooth from hell!

It's a can opener.

I guess you should look at the bright side...you know the head will get removed in the movie...

holy mother of pearl! that first pic is unbelievable. it really looks like her front teeth are missing. man, i hate her so much.

who on god's green earth told her her hair looked good like that?! hideous!

The reason why her toes look like eagle claws is cuz her shoes are too small! Her toes are all hanging over the front of the shoe. She looks stupid.

Yeah, Sophia's busting out of her shoes.

She should know better.

I'm not even going to look at Dunst for fear that I'll turn to stone.

Ya'll are fucking sick. I think it's admirable that she didn't conform to be like everyone else. So she was born a bit of an imperfection, god damn. And I am sure all of you guys are just perfect supermodels, eh? Probably look just like your mother's ass.

oh yeah, she doesn't conform? that's what she says in the interviews - that's an act for the public. She is anorexic (claims other girls are creepy for dieting), she has the sluttiest poses in all her photoshoots (just compare her with gwyneth pics just on one google search) yet acts like she's a wholesome girl, she's bleached her head to death, won't do a movie unless she's half naked, braless, jumping up and down a bed with transparent tshirts (yet won't pose naked). She's a complete fake, pretentious poser. She thinks she and Sofia are making art and only their small, privileged group will get it. Please, converse in a period piece - how daring and edgy can you get. Give me a break. She's a street smart little girl who knows how play the director and the crowds with her sensual(braless) lil sweet act.

Kirsten Dunst is disheveled

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Splash News posted some pictures of Kirsten Dunst at a book signing and….uh….well…I’ll just let you read it:
It’s great to see her new hairdo and rosey cheeks, out there reminding us all she is beautiful. Now l...

[...] She has snaggly teeth.strong> - Yeah, what a bitch! Her teeth are crookedy! How dare she! STONE THE WITCH!! I take personal offense at this one, because my teeth are the exact same type of snaggly (so are Roseanna Arquette’s.) You know who hates my snaggly teeth? Ugly, lonely,  jealous girls and rejected dudes who think about me while they beat off angrily. Don’t be in that group - lay off Kiki’s teeth. [...]

What's up with the dress?

Yikes! Kiki's corn niblet teeth are the last thing I want to see first thing in the morning!

Poor Sophia Coppola, apparently, France thought "Marie Antoinette" was the dumbest shit ever! They laughed and booed and coined it "Barbie Antoinette". I'm sure it was in no small part due to Kiki's "acting" which has gotten progressively worse over the years along with her visage.