Bai Ling vs Kirsten Dunst - Bastardly Bad Teeth Matchup
Thursday, May 25th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
In one corner, we have a troll. And in the other, we have a Rice Chaser's kinky dream come true. Aside from their obvious differences, both women have a set of some seriously fucked up teeth & as you all must already know, bad teeth (like the ones pictured) in our highly superficial Hollywood is simply unacceptable.
So yeah, w/ that in hand, who has it worse? The Asian Kinky-Sex Goddess or the Ugly Troll? Your call...
I'm going w/ Kirsten Dunst as having it worse...because I love Bai Ling!!!
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What in the fuck happened to Kirsten Dunst's teeth!!?!!
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JACKSON I GOTTA AGREE WIT YOU. BAI LING HAS BEEN IN MY FANTASIES EVER SINCE I SAW HER IN THE CROW. NOW I WONDER IF SHE HAS LITTLE FEET?
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bai ling is disgusting.
kirsten can look good sometimes.
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NewsFlash: Kirsten Dunst to star in remake of American Werewolf. No doubt Bai Ling needs work done, but at least she doesn't look like a vampire.
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Poor little Kiki. i love her in all her crooked teeth glory!!
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They are both ugly. Being a slut won't make you pretty. They should know that.
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At least Bai Ling's teeth,crooked or not,are normal looking.
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Kirsten ewwww. Where's her teeth?
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it's really weird that Kirsten Dunst never got that fixed, especially since she was a "child star". that's too gross.
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This is all about who's fuglier. You didn't even show that many teeth-to-teeth comparisons. God, I love this site. Bai's China Chipped Teeth or Kiki's...Kirsten Dunst is ugly.
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for all the snaggletoothy ugliness that is kirsten. i'm gonna go with her. it looks like she at least brushes her fuckup teeth.
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Kirsten Dunst is gross.
Go Bai!
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What's with all the racial-based Bai Ling writing?
Fuck their teeth, your racist shit is the ugliest thing on this page.
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Kiki has it worse. She's just a troll all around. Bai Ling...she's freaky, she's scary, she's nasty, but there's just something about her that can't be denied. I can't help it. I love her.
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PRRRRRRREACH JUDE!!!! That helps drive the point on why we love her so damn much here at The Bastardly!!!!!! I LOVE Bai Ling TOO!!!!!!
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You are a fucking racist. I don't see how her teeth have anything to do with her nationality. you sorry sorry pathetic idiot.
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Dunst wins the ugly teeth award. Maybe somewhere in Transylvania she is considered a goddess but to the rest of us mere mortals she's a troll.
And what is with the dead eyes? Damn she's homely.
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I don't see what is wrong with Bai Ling's teeth.. theyre all there, theyre not snaggly or crooked.. theyre straight.. I seriously don't see why she was picked!! what about jewel?? she's got bad teeth.
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where's kirsten's lips?
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If you're considering teeth only, Kirsten loses, hands down. Oh wait, she loses in the looks department as well.
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The Suckie Suckie comments are pretty fucking generically racist. Must have been a pretty big stretch to come up with something that clever.
Way to be.
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by decree!! we must now caption bai ling, using the kings english?
Eff You, why are you bitching? she's the one that has to talk like that, everyday...in real life!
generic racism? is that like a white trash, big bootayed, ricequeen with a hook nose that drinks firewater? i'm in.
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Her teeth look like opals.. weird. It seems like she is self counscious of them .. she really should get them straightened if that's the case. I don't think Kirsten is ugly. She has very nice eyes, and is attractive.. but the crooked teeth aren't so hot for her line of work.
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funny - Bai had those same boots on at Sundance... hahahaha
Who the hell is she and whatis her reason for being a celeb?
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kirsten dunst looks like would would happen if the little vampire chick from interview with a vampire grew up and had sex with count Orlock from nosferatu
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EvilSamurai, funny that you mention Nosferatu -- Kirsten Dunst has the same condition as the Nosferatu of Rock, Billy Corgan. http://www.my-mistake.net/infinitepics/billy/billy262.jpg) Those weird pushed-in front teeth.
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Bai Ling is too scary, Kirsten is kinda cute. There are other actresses with teeth issues also like Patricia Arquette.
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Bai Ling's teeth aren't so bad, they can use some whitening from all that smoking she does. Kirsten has more to fix, but she could get veneers. Actually they both can. CAn you make a Ashley Simpson VS Jennifer Anniston post? A Chin-off?
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you guys are stupid, dunst's teeth are her weapon ,many people found it lovely, she would be homely if she doesn't have that smile with her lovely teeth
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Dunst, I don't have much use for (though for a while, she looked rockin' in a low-rise bikini). Bai is definately a major curiosity. She isn't a 'classic pretty girl', yet there's something about her unique looks that defies categorizing. If you look at her long enough, you may possibly draw the same conclusion as I: Bai Ling is exceptionally beautiful.
(As a footnote, I'll add that I think the "chinglish" photo captions are hilarious! Does that make me a racist? I don't know, I'll ask my wife . . . "Jia Ning, am I a racist"? Sorry, her answer was unintelligible).
Oh, and my wife's nipples are carbon copies of Bai Ling's :) Lucky me!!!
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The posting about Bai ling is pretty racist and not remotely funny. Also, I think its hella strange your posting rules include : "Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned" Funny becuase this is both racist and sexist.
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cmon bai ling teeth arent so bad
Amy winehouse's teeth are fucked up!!!
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someone was talking about alfred e. newman yesterday
check out the last pic of Dunst with adrian's son
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we give bai ling publicity b/c we love her.
i swear.
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Oh and I can't stand bai ling. So my vote goes to her.. At least Kirstens teeth are white or opal-ish as the case may be lol
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How does Bai Ling have bad teeth?
Also, I don't care how bad Kirsten Dunst's teeth are, I still think she's cute as hell.
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i don't get it..at least their teeth are real unlike those celebrities who got perfect smile but wearing false teeth or veneers...I can't compare, they're pretty in their own way....everyone has beauty in its on way...i guess people nowadays are praising those who are false all over..I mean plastic all over...Plastic eyes, nose, cheeks, breast and maybe teeth...hehehe....Natural beauty is the best than being beautiful and look the same with other people..be unique...at least bai ling and kirsten are unique and famous..so let's stop judging other people's appearance bec. we are made by God's own image and likeness....so even how different we look, we are in the same source..
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Bai Ling is so hot! I don't understand what you mean about having bad teeth? maybe your just stupid!
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