Bastardly Breaking News! Petra Nemcova Makes Cannes Film Festival Beautiful!
Friday, May 26th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe

Recent reports courtesy of kind Bastardly Correspondents @ the Film Festival inform us that Petra actually walked---yes, using her very own feet!---to Ivana Trump's Dinner Party held @ the deliciously serene Pangaea Soleil Beach. The report also pointed out how there was cockfest trailing her cute, little ass the entire way to the par-taay (see photos).
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Petra Nemcova Still Hanging Out in Cannes
- Petra Nemcova Finds Big Donor on a Yacht Party in Cannes
- Diesel's Renzo Rosso Lands Kiss From Petra Nemcova!!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Petra Nemcova & James Blunt Resurface an Extended Sexual Slumber!
- Caption These, Bitches!! (Petra Nemcova & Christian Slater Edition)
























Sometimes I wish I were gay so I don't have to be obsessed with Petra.
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I like how you have three pages, and the same picture of Petra on every page hahaha.
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What's the other bitch saying? My cleavage makes up for my hook nose?
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PimpMofo, there is nothing wrong with being obsessed with Petra. I'd actually say it's quite a lot of fun... even if your friends make fun of you because you squeal when her Pantene commercials come on TV, haha. Anyway, click on the link that will hopefully be on my name. Seriously the cutest thing ever!
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Holy shit! That video was HOT. Thanks Nikki.
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Nikki! my day is complete now thanks to you!
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Haha, I'm always happy to help. No day is ever complete without Petra!
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Let's have a game : what is this girl saying ?
"Take a picture of me ! I'm as sexy as Petra !"
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