Evangeline Lilly Not LOST At The Bastardly
Friday, May 26th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
We haven't lost our Bastardly minds here and are aware of the pure hotness of Evangeline Lilly...I've never watched an episode of LOST and so I really can't appreciate her hotness but I can appreciate our homies within The Bastardly Gossip Network. Have a great Memorial Day weekend!-I remember watching "Friends" and Jennifer Aniston's pokey nipples...things haven't changed.
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Nick Lachey gets more play than a shuffleboard court in Coral Gables.
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I'd get something lost inside this hottie. Yeah!!
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Nothing special, just another slab of meat in the butchers.
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Evangeline Lilly is very beautiful, but how conceited can you get? She was saying shit about how when she was younger she prayed to God to make her ugly so guys would stop checking her out and ogling her like a sex object or something. Then WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN SEXUAL OUTFITS AND POSES IN BLOODY MEN'S STYLE MAGAZINE!? The whole bigheaded thing just brings her down a mile. Her face is pretty, but her body's pretty shit, she's seriously two tones of muscle away from being like one of those muscle chicks on the cover of like those steroid boxes. She has no curves because her muscles just turn her into a box shape.
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Why is she always wearing "little girl" outfits? Remember the shot of her in the frou frou bikini? Is she trying to raise Nabakov?
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SENIN YOU SAID IT, SHES PRETTY HOT, BUT IN THOSE OUTFITS SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES CHANNELING ZAHARAH JOLIE-PITT.
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Shuffle board in Coral Gables? Have you ever been to South Florida? I think you meant Boca Raton. As someone who actually LIVES in Coral Gables, I'll tell you its the equivalent of saying that Beverly Hills is a retirement community.
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She is very pretty, but it is weird how she's looking like a little girl while posing in a sexual way and makes statements about wishing she were ugly so men wouldn't ogle her.
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(wondering on "how many" are senin's sensational, brainy, intellectual comments lost?)
TRICKLED!
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nodakgirl - it's probably a really scary HIGH number! How many of your pithy comments are wasted? Glad you enjoy them.
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senin/nodakgirl....i don't think many were 'lost' on this one. since this wasn't an abscure ref. hell if you read reviews(books/films/music /tv whatever) it pops up all the time...
yep so much so that someone uh lets say me..that hasn't read the book (sorry) knows.sorry that phrase(that his book help popularize??) is just used so often. so although i haven't read anything he's written i did say oh.... the author guy....
sorry i never have anything witty or clever to say.maybe i should read some books so i can talk about the things that you'd want... :)
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Oh now Glimmer - you are witty and insightful, as are many that add to the content of this site. It was a bit of sarcasm on my part. Sorry if I offended.
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This beauty is wasted on the dwarf of Lost, what a shame !
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what a noggin this bitch's got. hehe, in the paris link she gots a nip slip and a rare shot of her man package.
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senin,nah not offeded at all. :)
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"This beauty is wasted on the dwarf of Lost, what a shame"
The statement above is full of crap. First of all she's no beauty and dwarf??? The mans 7ft3.
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You guys need to post on weekends. I can take over if you'd like, haha. You missed the Jolie-Pitt baby and, more importantly, Petra in a very cute red strapless number at La Dolce Vita Ball in Cannes. Oh, and you should definitely do a post of her Rampage ads someday...
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Not feeling her.
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i think shes pretty and she seems a nice enuff girl in her interviews but i do think that wat she sed in the "i h8 bein pretty" interview wasnt meant the way ppl persepted it. i think wot she actually meant was that she h8ed the way some guys make u feel coz some reli horrible sleazy guys will sleep wiv ne girl that is slightly attractive and those kind of guys make quite attractive girls that hav brains feel reli slutty! and personaly i think that her point was a good one but she should hav thought about wot she was tryin 2 say b4 she came out wiv the hole "i prayed 2 god 2 make me ugly" crap!
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I want her to do a nude scene :)
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And Cassie, what kind of guys do you think respond to little girl outfits and slutty poses? That's right, the very same lowlife of which you speak.
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nikki you should ask. :) hmm go going by the spelling of your name. i'll make the leap and think..female. there hasn't been a female creating front page content since sarah slipped away. and before sarah... well it was awhile.....
hmm ask/maybe you'll get the gig. and if your willing to work weekends/we'd love you even more... :)
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Yuck, she has the figure of a 12 year old boy.
Lets hope she stays on that island.
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i think her prayers were answered ...ew
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what the fuck is everyone complaining about? she's a cute tasty bitch
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Definitely fuckable, great cast, great show. But why is she dating a hobbit, she will probably trade up like most stars do over time.
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I believe that Evangeline is beautiful and talented, but lying to the audiences like that is just bullshit, the truth is that she likes guys drooling over her and giving the attention. However Dominic is a real cutie. I like him, he's a good actor and he's got the whole package.lol. He don't deserve her! He should dump her skinny ass. lol
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Evangeline is definately not fat, but she is in no way skinny at all. She's butch and muscly and probably about the size of two victoria's secret models.
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Way to have a waist, no-waist.
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so damm hot! i cant get enough of her!
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