Froless Penelope Cruz & Her Latest Career Move in Cannes
Friday, May 26th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
There's not much to say about these snaps, so I won't say anything except lay down a few kind words for that old dude in a couple of these photos. He worked hard. He earned a lot. And now he will nibble on beautiful boobies of hot women around the globe. Good for him.
Ok, enough of that. Now let's talk weekend...
I will be partying it up in San Diego this long weekend. Actually, it's one night in San Diego & 2 nights in LA, to be exact. I'll be sporting the Bastardly Tee, so if you can find my sorry ass, I'll buy you a drink (if you're hot). If you're planning on Drunken Memorial Day Sex, The Bastardly highly recommends you double bag your bits & pieces before taking the drunken plunge.
W/ those wise words, I wish you all a safe & happy weekend. Now, check out some pics of Penelope in Cannes.
right on with the rat comment moe
I found a pic of the new penelope cruz doll
http://images.quizilla.com/L/LadyPineapple/1077901241_stuffRizzo.JPG
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i always thought she was very ugly
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Look it's the new Chuckie Cheese spokesperson!
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do you have any idea who that guy is?
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i'm hoping its her dad, or uncle or something. please tell me she isnt dating that guy. please....
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its almodavar - the director
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he doens't have to be hot - he's fucking brilliant
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From what I can remember, her sister IS really hot. Name's Monica, right?
Have fun in San Diego, Moe--maybe we'll see ya around!
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Her nose sits directly on her upper lip. I've always thought she was very unattractive.
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she's like a picasso. she's so ugly that she's beautiful...on second thought, just plain ugly.
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You are right JUDE......shes makes her look like a little ugly baby.
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