Kellie Pickler @ American Idol Finale
Friday, May 26th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Too bad our Bastardly pick, Kellie Pickler, k for American Idol didn't win...like I said before I didn't even care to watch this crap but apparently I saw on Extra that Simon knew what was up and had his flirty moments with Kellie on the show, right???
Nothing much on the flirting. He called her a "Minx" once or twice and she didn't even know what that was. If her "dumb as a stump" act is real...I would rather be ugly and smart than that. If it is an act...it is a damn good one.
The sad part is I think she is really just that sheltered. WOW! Jessica Simpson is a genius by comparison!
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what the hell is with everyone wearing hideous shoes lately!
and big tacky costume jewellery! man..
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She's gross
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Her ignorant country bumpkin act grew old fast, and I really do believe it's an act.
As long as I don't have to hear her sing, I'd do her, she does have a nice body & cute face.
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She looks, acts, sings and talks too much like the last girl that won.
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I'd let her swing and pirouette on my pole anytime..........
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What happened to Picklers hair extensions---??????????
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Miss those hair extensions---!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah, But look at those hips....now that's good breeding stock!!!!
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I'd do her!
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Nomination for buttaface status. It's like her body (read: hips) used up all her womanliness or something before it reached her face. Her head looks not unlike that of the annoying kid boy from 6th Sense.
And the gal ain't so innocent... did you see pics of her HS prom I-Dream-Of-Porn-Jeanie-In-Thong "dress"? She is pure hillbilly scandal.
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Judging from the last two pics she likes swallowing major cock.
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#13...I like that....pure hillbilly scandal...HAHAHAHAHA perfect!
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pretty big ass legs
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nice body. so-so face. brown bagger.
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if you look at her feet she has some major spray tan issues going down. i just calls em like i sees em
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Yeah, the self tanner on the ankles is pretty obvious.
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Nice ass.
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Her head is shaped like a helium balloon. No - her head is a helium balloon.
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Picklers shoes look very cheap---as in $12.99 PAYLESS.
New Payless spokesperson
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Fuck everyone who is thinking they're better than she is. You guys are low life pieces of shit. If anyone reads this don't reply, I'll just want to shoot you in the fucking face. If it's good about Kellie than go for. If not you know my stand.
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