Bastardly Breaking News! Britney Spears Lost in Ghetto G-String World w/ Preston

I hate the fact that she is from Louisiana. I promise we are not all like that. I only dropped my baby once, but I would never leave the house looking like that!

i'm from La too,dont judge us PLEASE, we're nothing like her
(btw i dont even HAVE any kids)

this would have been hot 6 years ago... now its just plain nasty so wrong for wearing that thong

I mean, WHY WHY she doesnt brush her hair????
she has a lot of money! cant she pay for someone to do her hair if she doesnt want to do it by her own???
jesus christ!!
She looks insane with that weird "hair do". its stupid, cant she use an iron straightener or what???
I'm starting to hate her.

get it straight.
she was never pretty.
she was ok in the beginning
i don't know what happened but she just looks downright white trash and belongs in hick ville.

Aw she loves her baby, and he loves her too.. such a sweet shaped head on him..

Look at these assholes.. they all flock to moejackson.com

Britney is a god damn mother now, there ARE more important things in life than looking like a real-life photoshop.. I'm happy for britney and I have a lot of respect for a good mother.

How times change and people change. The truth is that Britney is a dirty washed out ho who should have kept her legs shut.

to tell you the truth as i look at these pictures i really feel sorry for her. so o.k she is clueless when it comes to fashion and she did more or less screw up her life by marrying kevin but she is a really sweet person and she's trying really hard to make it right. these paparazzi bastards give her hell so give her some credit!

she can blame all of this on her mother and herself
she traded on sex and pedophilia
and this is her payback
if she doesn't like it she should move to fucking greenland

okay...so mama didn't teach her to dress! AND I would kick my daughter's ass if she even attempted to leave the house lookin like this! However, imagine yourself living in a glass bubble of media frenzy 24/7. This 1st pic was taken (I believe) right after she almost dropped Sean. She is crying! Can't you see her face is all puffy and flushed? So let's see here - a fucked up marriage, living in a bubble, harassed by the media all the time, and new mom w/all the hormones that go with it? GIVE THE CHICK A BREAK! Back to the question of money - you couldn't give me her millions to live in THAT situation...

Fuck give her a break...she just had a child...she is just as normal as everyone else after giving birth..

I think shes lookin better then she was, looks like shes starting to loose the baby weight....

WHITE GARBAGE!!!!!!

Love the Last Sentence of Post#1! Peed!

(warning: rant approaching)

Duped! That's why America's pissed-off! *We GAVE this gal every bit of her $150 million! And look what we get in return? This smiling, but slovenly-looking lump of flesh with horrible hair plopped on a bench of the IHOP.

Alas! Silly America! We so wrongly expect heroes and sweethearts. But when they DON'T deliver for us (like this little gal), we get indignant! Face it, My Fellow Americans...back in 1999, we annointed her Our Next Darling. What did we get? Trailer trash. Cracker breeder. Classless and Walmart-ish. Nobody's got a right to rip her to shreds, because she is who she is. (It's just took a while to find out.) You wanna thump someone on the head? Kick Nigel Dick in his dick -- because he's the guy who gave us the "Hit Me" video. That's where it all began.

Idea: Be thankful for Britney. Because she should dispel any suspicions. All the glitz of glossy magazine photo layouts, music videos and award show appearances...all are an illusion. This is a backwater redneck who was at the righ place at the right time. Earrings on a pig. Marginal talent.

Props to this girl -- for being "REAL."

* = Figuratively speaking. I never gave a single COIN to the bitch. Never dug her -- because I can recognize my own kind.

#9 & #18 - that's right.

What you see in the pictures is REAL. What you saw in the videos was smoke & mirrors. If you're disgusted with what you see now, you were a fool for believing what you saw before.

Maybe she could make herself a little more presentable in public, but what really matters is that little boy. A loving relationship between a mother & baby is the Most Important Thing there is.

When I saw this video i was upset by it. THese pics are from when after she almost dropped him, she went to the restaurant, was extreemly nice and polite to the waiters and when she was "alone" she started to break down and cry. To me whats important here is how she interacted with her baby, was totally more than polite to servers and normal people, and cried about how scared she just was because she nearly dropped her baby and fell over... while pregnant. Sure she's a bit of a twit but she's a nice person.

As far as I am concerned she can get fat with her family and spend her money as she sees fit, free country.
However, if I was rich enough to have no job then I would be working out every day. It's just good for you, more stamina, more endurance, stronger heart, the list goes on and on.
Give her a little more time, and let's see what happens. Let's not forget she has no job, their lives are not on the same schedule as a normal person who works for a living.

That is a cute kid. I feel sorry for him. In 20 years he alone is going to have his picture taken more than 100 people do in their life time. And I feel like he will grow up without his father because all of these pictures are missing K-Fed. Shouldn't he have been there holding Preston, not Brit alone? If that lazy fuck would stop acting like a rapper and take care of his children that kind of shit might not happen to poor Preston. In 20 years I hope that kid is on the right track, and not caught up in drugs or hanging out with other f'ed up celebrity children.

"Rrrraaawspect!"

The front pic, the baby looks really cute with his little face up to mom. She needs to respect him a little more and not expose her underwear. He will be teased in preschool. Sad.

Yeah, I guess it would take minimal effort to clothe oneself so as not to expose the skivvies...but she does love that baby.

Agree with you Nodak!!
Suck it up people, LOVE HER FOR BEING REAL and making us feel better about ourselves!!

I forgot to add, she isn't fat, SHE IS 21 WEEKS PREGNANT!!!
And thank God she is wearing a bra, be it a black one.
At the end of the day you can see she loves that little boy and he loves her back.

i love how spears is now getting credit of loving her child
i'm reminded of the chris rock routine
"i take care of my kids.
you are SUPOSED to take care of your kids
you low expectations having motherfucker!"
i'm also reminded of how lovingly my dog takes care of it's puppies

John: ok, you're right
Why give credit for something she's SUPPOSED to do anyway?
But in the world today, it deserves praise
Don't good reviews for being a devoted parent mean more than reviews for albums/videos she's famous for?

I still think she needs to educate herself on how to be a stronger parent. Getting updated on proper ways to travel with children and not wearing plastic heels she can break her leg in while holding said child is a good start. It's pretty clear that she loves her child, but any parent who doesn't love their children should be exiled to Antarctica without clothing or food. And like John said:

"You're SUPPOSED to take care of your children, you low expectations havin' motha fucka!" (I love Chris Rock)

On the flip side, I do feel bad for her having to deal with the media exposure, those bastard pops. piss me off to no end and I have NEVER been around one! There should be some sort of privacy regulations protecting those who cannot handle the exposure, you know what I mean?

Honestly I gotta say I feel sorry for her. She is slipping away quickly and I hope to god she dumps that loser husband of hers soon! Aside from that...she needs to do something about those hair extensions! What the fuck is up with that? I'm a guy and all so I don't know a ton about fashion but aren't shirts like that suppose to be worn with no bra or pasties or something? That's a mess too! Get it together Bitch!

geesh. what is wrong with you people. it's not a mother's job to make sure she looks like she just stepped out of a magazine every time she leaves the house. granted, she's not been putting in much effort lately--but the girl is depressed. wouldn't you be if you were stuck carrying around kfed's what, FOURTH kid? leave her alone. she's pregnant, she knows she fucked up. mothers can't be perfect all the time, but they love their children the best they can, and i think she's trying.

yeah i don't know lana
being a good parent is important
i just don't think she knows what that means
christ knows her mother can't tell her
it is more than just loving your kid
hopfuly she will learn
and her child will not turn into a fuck-up or an asshole

"her mother can't tell her"...you may be right about that one

I really pray Sean Preston turns out ok. He's Britney's first baby and she's just learning. Doesn't seem like the father is much help either.

I read somewhere that after the 3rd time Sean had been dropped on the floor she consulted a physician to ask him how to keep this from happening to her baby. He told her that she should never leave the baby anywhere he could roll or drop from. She was astounded by this and wanted to hire the doctor as a personal asst. because she was so impressed with his advice. Needless to say...he declined the job offer.

She's a bright one that's for sure!

P.S. John and Lana...Her mom is just as bad as Joe Simpson as far as I'm concerned! Selfish money sucking losers that relentlessly market their children to gain profit. Do you realize none of these celebrity kids really never got to be kids. Sad!

thats not a g strang...its a thong

Just the fact alone that she chose of all gods fucking creations to reproduce with crack-for-brains KFed, she should just impale herself on a sharp object.

I like how she doesn't even give a shit about her public appearance anymore. She's probably been disillusioned to the whole media/public thing since the mickey mouse club. She can't make any money now, being pregnant and having this stigma that she recently earned herself.

She has lizard skin---except when she almost drops her baby in public. She means well but is absent minded and careless.

Wow.

http://usmagazine.com/2006/591/kfed/kfed.php

I have to say, he looked great in that Italian magazine spread a few months ago. I hope for the sake of the baby that he & Britney work it out.

Okay, she's gotta stop with the public displays of underwear as it's just skanky as hell whether or not she's a mommy. I feel a certain amount of sympathy that she's going through the trials and tribulations of first-time-mommyhood under the microscope of the media BUT she could well afford the training necessary to do the job right and spare herself the excess criticism she's bringing on herself.

That she got married to a guy who dumped his previous girlfriend while she was pregnant with his child is a big mistake and she'll pay for that (and probably already is) so I'll chalk that one up to youthful arrogance and stupidity on her part. Plus, looking at him all cleaned up in that photo shoot, I've gotta say I still think he's a talentless leech but he's a pretty cute talentless leech...so I'll give her an extra five points for at least hitching her wagon to a sexy loser.

I blame her mother. If it wasn't for Britney getting all this fame so young and being the fantasy of 40 year old men while still being underage, maybe she wouldn't have ended up like this. Maybe. Kind of like whenever you see child hood stars that end up rehab.

Holy christ, someone should tell the woman on this website to stop reading people and instuff and go on a diet or something. Fuckin useless bitches

I think Britney is a beautiful, wonderful human being, who is just trying to do her best for her child. Who cares if her hair never looks tidy or if she wears a thong, does'nt anyone no style!!, shes just a normal woman, with a celebrity life style. If no one can see this then i think that you all need to look at the picture at the top of the page again, where she is crying because of the safty of her own son.. I think she is a great mother and for this being her first child i think she is doing very well indeed.. so will everyone stop taking more intrest in slagging Britney off..and get on with there own lives or at least give the girl the respet and dignity that she deserves!!

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my god she just had a baby, hope you people look that good after you have a baby!

I wish Brittany would have spread her legs apart as possible. far apart as possible. In the name of fairness how can we be expected to offer a credible opinion without a full view of that which we want to offer an accurate commentary?

she looks good to me. It seems like so many ppl live in a cave or somethng? Get out and live a little and look around some.. This is not anything that is not seen in any shopping mall or anywhere else every day.. It;s no biggie. If she wants to show off her panties good for her! More than likely she may well not even know, either way, who cares.?? There's sooo much more and bigger things to worry about in life.. Like what color shirt I might wear or what I might have for lunch..

im masturbating over her right now i would love to fuck that ass and her to suck my cock id love to fuck the shit out of that thong

She looks fine. you people are ridiculous

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why you all still looking if you dont like her i stjll want to fuck her

you guys must love ugly people if u hate briteny, cause shes so DAMN HOT

shes wearin me pants!!!!! lewis_mckay633@hotmail.co.uk

Oink! beotch! Britney get your fat ass back together.

What a useless fat fuck.

she is famous in large part because of her accelerated sex appeal
dancing around in belly-shirts at 16 and singing "baby one more time"
it is HER fault we expect her to be sexy all the time

to mofopimpface-you just jealous you ain't got that much sweetness to squeeze!!

She gets paid millions for her singing and performances. When she's not working she wears whatever she wants. She is absolutely beautiful. I wish she could hire someone to kick the shit out of the people who harrass her by violating her privacy every minute of every day. If enough papparazzi got their asses kicked, they may start to show some respect for her privacy. We all have problems, but you assholes who attack her in public forums while hiding behind your computer screen, are probably the fat, ugly, talentless, losers with empty lives. Say something nice or shut up.

SexyManBitch and PimpMoFo are obviously fags, and only because they are so disgusting that no woman would want them. They are probably stuffing household items up their HIV+ asses right now. Britney would not even be bothered to fart in their direction.

Hey Tyler, you should hook up with SexyManBitch and PimpMoFo, because you are the same type of disease filled butt pirate as they are. The sooner you die, the less people you will infect.

nasty bitch...and i feel sorry for her kids...she seems to be happier nowadays that they are gone