Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba wears a Buddha t-shirt

Who the hell is Jessica Alba??????

Instructions:
1) Lift rock.
2) Crawl out from under it.

she must be getting fucked by richard gere now
or the beastie boys

I wonder how many handbags she'll carry once she enters the MILF institute...?

Instructions:

1) Is a girl

2) Chain yourself in the kitchen

Instructions:
1) Cook you an omelette whilst barefoot and pregnant.
2) Laced with arsenic.

NEWS FLASH! SHE IS SO BORING!

She looks terribly boring. Especially in these pictures since she's not glammed up. Seriously, her name should be Jane or Mary. She's so... common - in every possible meaning of the word. *looking down my nose*

Also, she looks like a boy in these pictures.

she is absolutely beautiful ... love the t

NEWS FLASH, PHRED FUCKIN ROCKS. THAT UGLY CUNT GETS EVEN MORE ATROCIOUS AND FAT EVERY TIME I SEE THE BITCH. SLOBBA IS THE MOST VILE THING TO EVER ENTER THE FUCKING WORLD. I THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS UGLY MUTANT FISH MY BROTHER CAUGHT IN CONEY ISLAND LIKE, 3 MONTHS AGO, IT WAS SO UGLY HE THREW IT BACK. MUST HAVE BEEN AN ALBATROSS- LIKE FISH.
SLOBBA=DISGUSTING, FAT AND A REAL LIFE RETARD. I BET SHE SUCKS FARTS OUT OF LARRY FLIT'S ASSHOLE, CUZ THE SLOB DONT LOOK LIKE SHE WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A PECKER IF SHE HAD A POP UP BOOK WITH PICTURES AND SOMEONE READ IT TO THE FUCKING ASSCLOWN.
GIGGETTY GIGGETTY GOO, I AM VITO, AND SLOBBA IS A PILE OF (OLD, UNFLUSHED, 5 YEAR OLD) POO (P).

Nodakgirl, I was just joking. I was actually being sarchastic about who Jessica Alba is. She is blatantly overrated.

nodakgirl

Instructions:
1) Cook you an omelette whilst barefoot and pregnant.
2) Laced with arsenic.

WOW, WELL NODAGIRL I SEE WE BOTH WANT HER ASSASSINATED!!!! IF SHE EVER DOES DIE SOON, SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY AND I WOULD PAY TO SEE IT, YOUR INVITED TO MY BASTARDLY PARTY WHERE WE'LL L;AUGH OVER BONG RIPS, DRINK AND DRINK, AND TALK ABOUT HOW STUPID, RETARDED AND LAME THAT FAT BITCH IS. I HATE SLOBBA!!!!!! WHATS THE FUCKIN DEAL? SHES JUST A FUCKING SHITTY STUCK UP CUNT WHO FUCKS AND SUCKS FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER SHITTY ROLES IN WHATEVER SHITTY MOVIE SHE THINKS SHE'LL SHOW OFF HE R ACTING ABILITY LOL NOW I NEED TO PUKE BECAUSE I SAW HER UGLY FAT SELF ......
GIGGETTY GIGGETY GOO, I AM VITO, AND SLOBBA, EVEN BUDAH CANT HELP YOU.

SLOBBA SUCKS FARTS OUT OF LARRY FLINT CUZ SHE CANT BLOW HIM (NOT LIKE SHED KNO WHAT TO DO WITH A DICK IF SOMEONE GAVE HER A FUCKING POP UP MANUAL, GET OVER HER!!!!!! OVERATED PILE OF GARBAGE SITTING IN A LANDFILL FOR 5 MONTHS IN THE HOT ASS SUN!!!!!

turn your caps off.

Vito is a riot.

Nodak....Memorial day weekend?? We don't have that here in London. A 3 day weekend since monday was a bank holiday.

Wise! That's right. The Brits' BANK HOLIDAYS... LOVE those! HANDY! Especially since we have ATM's EVERYWHERE...

And I can't remember, either... But are you the guy who I said probably had bad teeth and you said I was probably fat (UK vs. US?) If so...here's a toothbrush and where's my case of Dunkin' Donuts!??!

Nodak.....You want some donuts well....will you settle for half a dozen original glazed donuts from krispy kreme?

And yes that was me who probably called you fat although eating all those donuts probably dont help.

She is hot no matter how much some of you hate her. I don't care if she can't act well, she won't need to act out her orgasms with me.

She surpasses the fuckable category into lickable, IMO.

NO! I want a FULL BAKERs DOZEN! That's 12+1 for lucky THIRTEEN!!! Krispy Kreme's divine! Thank you!

Excuse me now, I have to phone the front-end loader to come pick-me-up. I wanna go to a movie tonite...so we're going to take a wrecking ball to the side of the Multi-Plex, so I can watch mother-effin' X-MEN from the parking lot. After the show, I'll invite patrons to come out and view my puffy ankles and induce a diabetic coma with a box of Hot Tamales.

:) (BeeeP!...BeeeP!....BeeeP!)

who gives a shit if sum1 wears a buddha t shirt this is bull shit

Yes destroy the building. Thats the way to burn those donuts off.

She is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY. One of the prettiest celebs.

Naturel beauty!

John Buhoney

who gives a shit if sum1 wears a buddha t shirt this is bull shit

John, you're a genius!

She loses some serious karma points for not getting nekid.

That's not Buddha, it's a Buddhist monk named Pu Tai. He was called the "Laughing Buddha" but not Buddha himself. Man, I'm lame.

When you have as many people calling you overrated as calling you hot, you are definitely hot. I'm with Caliban rather than Workman.

when you have as many people loving you as you have hating you, I would've thought the two states would cancel out and you just end up being normal, not super-hot... that doesn't make sense, it goes against the laws of mathematics and nothing, I repeat nothing can go against the laws of mathematics.

beautiful face, hot body, slurp slurp.

OH FUCK MO SLOBBA CAN WORSHIPPERS....MAYBE THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR MINDS!!! LOLOLOLOL!!! LOOK AT THIS PIC OF HER STUPID SHITTY MTV AWARDS PROMO! LOOK AT HOW TRULY FAT AND DIMPLY HER THUNDER THIGHS AND HUGE ASS IS!!!!! ITS PROOF!!! SHES IN YOGA PANTS!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!
CHECK IT, AND PHRED AND JOHN.....SMEAR SOME VASELENE ON YOUR PUTER SCREEN...I KNOW YOU FUCKIN HATE THAT RANCID MORBIDLY OBESE CUNT AS MUCH AS I DO CHECK IT BITCHES!!!!!
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i... Alba Fights on MTV Pictures
DONT SAY I WASNT RIGHT!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!
SUCK IT ALBATROSS WORSHIPPING LOOSERS

Vito, one word, decafe.
That's a ton of tude my man, relax, here take this.......puff puff puff, now relax crony.

I'm with Cal.
At first the Caps were annoying. Now the whole damn package is annoying.
Borderline paranoid schizophrenic?
Feigning schizophrenia's trendy -- not actually being schizphrenic.
There IS a difference.

what you on?! Vito's great! And funny! Suck it!

THANKS PHRED, AND FOR FUCKS SAKES BITCHES, THIS IS HOW I WANNA POST!!!
I HAVE BEEN SMOKING THE CHRONIC ALL FUCKIN MORNING, AND STILL THE VERY SIGHT OF HER MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT. ESPECIALLY HER UGLY HUGE FEET, WHICH WE ALL KNOW MEANS ONE GIANT PUSSY HOLE! MY GUESS IS THAT YOU COULD FIT A DINING ROOM TABLE SET FOR 40, THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AND THE DEATH STAR.
PHRED, DID YOU CHECK THE PICS? I KNEW YOUD ENJOY THE FUCK OUT OF THEM.
TALK ABOUT A TANK BITCH!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!
WHERE THE HELL IS YOURJUSTJEALOUS???!!!!!!

THANK YOU #17 !!!!!

so..
I never got to see Dark ngel ut shes hot!
why is everyone saying shes ugly?
who is this http://www.myspace.com/honey_gun
I sae it posted on here and i cant see any other pictures..can anyone else?if so who is she? shes fucking hot!!!

oh my god..i know that girl.
Her name is cristina she lives in lA

I went to school with her thats why when I saw that picture of her I recognized her
right away. why is she here on batsrdly though?that girl is hella pretty,shes also a super swwet girl.how ,why is she on here.?
she looks like jessica alba though I remmber people telling that to her in school and she would just laugh.

both those girls are cute

Damn, Jessica Alba is so freakin NATURALLY fine. She makes Paris-bird nose-Hilton and all those other chicks look like the hags they are. Jessica Alba is beautiful.

im a lesbian, and i wouldnt look twice at her ugly face or her tree trunk legs or her dimpily ass. bet you could eat pudding out of the dimples of that huge gross celulite-y thing. didnt you people look at those nasty ass pics of jay and her tree trunk thighs and giant ass?!!!!! if not, look, and if you STILL feel shes "SOOOOO HOT!" then i guess fat bitches are in.....nasty, i like thin women! curves are good, but jay is more like jack black.
and give vito a fucking break, he fucking rules, hes so fucking hilarious!!!! tell 'em Phred!!!

and its not because i didnt get the good genes in my family that i dont think shes hot, nor am i hating, but just cuz there are OTHER women who are hot dosent mean im anything but one cool BITCH!!!!! ... and jay is NOT hot on ANY level. jamie pressley is hot, shakira is hot, eva longoria is hot, kiera knightly, etc etc the list goes on and jay isnt part of it!!!!!
vito a little help?

oh disgusting. vito, that link really showed me how fat she is! i see her in the village all the time when shes here for ‘movies’ because shes so talented ( caugh-slut! caugh-overated! caugh-lacking talent! ) and she looks like a homeless person. a homeless person whos FED WELL!!!!!! besides shes indian and mexican and if anything stinks its them,everyone knows its a cross of BO and rotting animals. so that bitch got both ends of the smelly gene pool.

HA!!!! im laughing so hard!!!! to the same people, vito, you wish, phred, and wiseman, you all said it HAHAHAH! im sorry but this shit is hysTRERICAL!!!!!! especially vito!!!
that shirt looks cheap, but then again, the penny pincher shops at the....what the hell is tha name of that store? i think it is the same name as her pussy.....oh, the GAP
gross, more like GASH

@34 and 33, "suck it"!!!!!!! vito rocks!!!!

um, nice....? at least its a buddah shirt, which, inmy opinion, says, "lets smoke!" so therefore, i like her cuz shes into the greens ;)
JUNIPER!!!! whats up???? how was your R&R?

It's one thing to dislike a celeb, but who actually sits around and talks shit on ppl they'll never meet? Especially to the degree that you all do? HOw can u hold so much resentment for someone who doesn't even know you exist?

um, cuz this is a gossip blog site?

Stop discussing about me

Fouteurs de merde de paparazzi, si seulement les stars pouvaient vivre comme nous, c'est a dire sans flash...

I love this shirt! Who makes it?

angie, i think kitson in beverly hills makes it. i think Kitson has an online store too, they have AWESOME a stuff!!! you should check it out! :)

SHE SHOULDA BOUGHT IT IN AN XXXXLARGE, THA FAT CUNT.

shes such a superficial cunt rag.

LOL CAMMI!!!!! AND JUNIPERHOTTIE, THE 'GASH'?? LOLOLOL!!!!!!! IM SO SICK OF THIS BITCH AND ALL HER STUPID PICS ON THIS SITE. THERES A FEW GIRLS THAT ARE SO FUCKIN SEXY ON THIS SITE, BUT SLABBA AINT ONE OF THEM. ITS LIKE THE REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING ON HERE ARE FAT, UGLY, STUPID AND A CUM DUMPSTER.

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Alba's hot, though I wish she didn't have that tatoo on her back. On the other hand, as far as I know, she contains no silicone, which is a good thing.

In my book, nothing's a bigger turn-off than a set of fake boobs. Tatoos are a close second, but for Alba, I'll bite my tounge.

why do you guys talk about her like this she is hot and fuckable what else man need ?
are you guys fucking gay i would do her no problem

good blog is dead blog:-) long live!

this chick is so washed up she makes china doll look famous. seriously, get over her, and vito that was sum funny ass shit!!!! lol!!!!!

good blog is dead blog:-) long live!

vitoo i luvvv uu

i fuckin hate this ugly ass cunt

shez such an over-rated piece of shitt

gosh ppl
get ova her
Adriana Lima is sexierrr
ALessandra
Anna Beatriz

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Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba wears a Buddha t-shirt

Sorry, Wise...
That WAS a "thought," but then again, we've been having peeps lifting handles lately. And I thought that was too shortbus for you humor. Another Memorial Day Weekend hangover, huh? (heh)

Oh sorry, Wiseman... then again, he belies his name. :)