Bastardly Breaking News! Paris Hilton Shoots Porno Music Video in Malibu!!



One thing's for sure: This chick really knows how to sell herself.

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she should get it over with and just do a porno already
..... oh wait

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 3:31pm
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She looks quite good. A little more muscle, I think she is working out.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 3:33pm
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she looked weirder in her granny bathing suit .. she has HUGE GIGANTIC hips, and skinny skinny arms.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 3:41pm
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god i can't wait for that video to come out... it's gonna be so fuc&ing hillarious.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 3:48pm
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Her flat ass makes me so horny.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 3:51pm
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I'm pretty sure she has sand in her vagina.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 3:59pm
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Anything to smooth-down those Herpes chancres.
Then again...with sand...there's usually "crabs."

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 4:01pm
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this is not going to be another "Wicked Game", thats for sure.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 4:12pm
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Ugh, that guy's toes in the first pic...

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 4:22pm
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Look at those feet at Pic No 1!!!!!!! :))

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 4:23pm
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he is HOT she is a gross skank

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 4:42pm
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i bet her vagina is like a small treasure chest! who knows what you'll find. but i guess it depends if you think an old diaphragm, used condoms, a few crayons and peanut shells are treasure...

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 4:48pm
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They will never get the smell outa that fish

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 4:54pm
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Classless, lush that is contaminated, what else is there to say about her, except maybe ewwww.
She is like The Hair in many ways, they have the fortune and now want the fame, and suckers that some people are, they gave it to them.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 5:24pm
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Hey Phred-
Not every woman on this earth has humungo tits like you would like to see. She has a beautiful face and body, and her cute tits are quite perky I might add. I think that even though she is a slut, she is a damn beautiful one!

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 6:04pm
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I wish she would go away as much as she wishes her herpes would go away.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 6:13pm
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When I watched the video of her on TMZ where she can't find her car (she serioiusly says...is that my car? It's the same color?) and she was with this guy at the bar...I thought of K-Fed right away. He probably doesn't care about the herpes just as long as he gets his 15 seconds of fame.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 6:24pm
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Her body is nicer here. She looks curvy for a change.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 6:44pm
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I agree with #23...not EVERY woman has big boobs. Some women have naturally small ones and you know what, I'm one of them! I'd rather have small perky ones than big saggy sacks! You can do wonderful things with small boobs and my husband enjoys them oh-so much.

Paris Hilton is a skanky whore though(just had to add that in).

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 7:11pm
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LOL Sessy! Thank you, I also don't have the largest boobs in the world and my husband loves em' as well!
BTW- I never said paris wasnt a whore =0P

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 7:28pm
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She didn't slip a nip, so I guess it was a successful shoot.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 8:49pm
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Paris has gold stars covering her myriad herpes sores, too.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 11:51pm
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What a whore

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 12:14am
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I really believe she is a talentless idiot.

That aside, she does look different in these pics- better. She looks healthier as if she gained some weight. Not all anerexic and untoned. I guess she has to have something going for herself besides her Daddy's money.

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 12:39am
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his toes are creepy....

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 2:55am
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nobody is perfect. This guys toes look weird but then again everyone has some weird features. If you say otherwise then you are living in cuckoo land.

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 8:05am
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I dont think Paris is cute, but she does look better in these pictures. Post #30 her nipple did show in this shoot, when she pulled down her bathing suit by mistake.

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 8:38am
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mistake my ass

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 8:53am
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What in the hell is this for?? Is she some kind of singer now? Don't get me wrong, but the first picture, the guy looks like a hot-looking K-fed!>?!?

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 8:59am
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pre-pubescent mounds... not something to show off

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 9:38am
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"Nobody knows Paris Hilton…and yet everyone is talking as if they do…like in damn highschool."

You are partially right but to be honest she has said and done so many things on camera that I would like to think that people with half a brain can figure out what kind of person she is, and under most circumstances they are right on the money.

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 10:36am
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I know enough to know I can't stand her. Absolutely worthless.

She must think that one day, if she wants to, she can just "turn it around" and change her image by associating herself with charitable causes, etc. The sad thing is that people will actually buy it.

Even as a "businesswoman" I'm not impressed...she had money to begin with and that helped her.

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 3:57pm
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good example 4 all the babes & little girl in the world!

f*ck u idiot!

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 5:35pm
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Is he Lucas Babin from the http://www.nousmodels.com?

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 6:54pm
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that's hot...

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 10:11pm
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I get a kick out of the pictures I've seen this week of her supposedly performing some song at a party in Cannes...and the responses of the folks around her range from indifference to bemusement. Never before have I see a picture of someone singing who looked like they had neither a thought in their head nor an emotion of any sort in their entire person. She's a fucking mannequin and I can't believe she gets paid to show up at parties and stand there like the useless disease-riddled skank she is.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 12:44am
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Ya okay # 23, since when are big long hooked bird noses and lazy eyes and square jar heads considered beautiful??
News flash, they are NOT. BTW Paris's eyes are naturally brown too. But her body is hot, and her tits are great. I'll give the buttaface that much. If you want to look at a beautiful face, I suggest you google a young Grace Kelly, or Sophia Loren. Or for more current girls, Kate Bosworth or Charlotte Casiraghi. Or look at The BASTARDLYs list of hot 100 done by the readers, bird beak was not even on there, except when people were saying that she is not pretty. You need glasses and you are in the minority on this one. Both of the Hilton sister are buttafaces.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 8:22am
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omg omg omg who is that male model?? he is so damn saucy...

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 8:30pm
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nice body,ugly face..she'll always be a cheap whore.she loves it though.even in her candids,she's wearing whore outfits.she should change her name from paris to something whore-ish.

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Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 @ 3:41pm
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Paris is a disgraceful slut to her posh background. She is best fit for a porn role!

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006 @ 8:15am
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Thursday, August 10th, 2006 @ 11:50am
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Everyone looks at her and they see Beauty, Money, and Fame on a pedestal. These are 3 things that rarley happen. However thats how she will be perceived - as "Paris Hilton. But who is the real Paris Hilton? Thats what sucks about being famous.

Saturday, August 26th, 2006 @ 3:08am
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Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 6:38pm
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I WANNA FUCK LUCAS SOOOO BAD!!! I WANNA FEEL THE POWER OF HIS COCK INSIDE ME AND FEEL HIS CUM EXPLODING IN MY PUSSY!!!

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007 @ 4:15pm
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OMG!! the guy has ENORMOUS feet!!

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 2:07am
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ok first of all ya'll need to leave my girl alone and second of all....that's not a porno that her music video that I went so fuck off!!!!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 6:06am
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I bet that snatch tastes great!

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 3:31pm
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still slutty; but I'd fuck what little brains she had left right out of her head

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 3:42pm
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I HATE HER!

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 4:43pm
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Who's the guy? he's a hottie.

And everyone is so damn hateful. Nobody knows Paris Hilton...and yet everyone is talking as if they do...like in damn highschool. There is one thing that i know for sure...she's smart enough to become a Household name on her own right.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 7:16pm
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has she gained weight or something? She looks weird.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 3:31pm
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Paris gets a "star" for "good photo shoot."

Sorry, guy looks too "K-Feddish" to me. Altho' they've somewhat successfully pulled off the Chris Isaak/Wicked Game video vibe, don't you think?

Post #2...
Sure! If you wanna have your mouth and tongue forever riddled with oozing chancres when she's "active" with her does of Herpes Simplex II. Happy snackin' freak-boy! Don't confuse eating "pussy" with eating "pus."

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 3:43pm
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I wouldn't touch this dirty chick. Herpes freak slut. She probably can't get a job in porn either - she wouldn't make it past the STD testing.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 3:43pm
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uh..."does" = "DOSE"

(sigh)

OLIVES! or OLVIES!

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 3:44pm
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what about her tits? All she has are tiny little pre-pubescent mounds where womanly tits are supposed to be. BOOBLESS whore!

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 3:47pm
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the guy is smokin but shes a boobless no ass which is flat like a pancake bitch whos just good for collecting stds.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 2:46pm
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