Roselyn Sanchez vs. Eva Longoria - Bastardly ALMA Awards Promos Matchup
Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Here's a quick little Bastardly Matchup between two of our favorite Latinas...Roselyn Sanchez and Eva Longoria. We're under a week away from the ALMA Awards being aired on ABC with the hottest dance sequence in the history of television. Here we have the host, Eva Longoria, and Roselyn Sanchez, who had the amazing upskirt that night.
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EVA !!!
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Gotta go with Roselyn. So damn tired of Eva.
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i dunno who to pick. Eva's dress is a lil weird though. kinda like a tarzan/jane get up. their both hot though. i think id pick Eva.
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Here's what I think. Eva is WAY more photogenic than Roselyn. But seeing them "live action", Roselyn brings more to the table.
.....and that's all I got ta say' bout that.
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Roselyn will look better when she is in her 50s and 50s
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Eva is so overrated and without all the makeup and stylist she'd be, at best, average looking. Pluse she irritates the hell out of me so I'd have to go with Roselyn.
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Eva is prettier, Rosayln has a better body
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I think Eva looks like a mouse. Roselyn is much prettier. Also, I hate how Eva is always in the magazines saying "Oh, I love sex" and "ooooooo, I have a vibrator, aren't I scandalous?" and "I masturbate!!!!". Who gives a shit? Most women do all these things and she's so obviously trying to be more appealing when she says that. Makes me want to punch her in the stomach.
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Eva! She's much more feminine looking, almost like a little doll. So pretty... And she's short...and I'm short...and uh...that's it
As for rosalyn - she's a little too masculine looking. If she was thinner , she'd be a good candidate for a fashion model
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Eva's cute and like Tisha says, shes representing the short girls (respect) but Roselyn will probably look better as she gets older and when she wipes off all her makeup
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Eva is cute with makeup on, but when the makeup comes off....... OH SHIT! She looks totally different. I guess what I am trying to say is that she is not a natural beauty.
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Eva you got this... bddrrrrrrrrat
crispy
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Apart from the eyes and eyebrows,they look almost the same.
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eva.
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I say who looks better without makeup? That's whos really pretty.
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Reminds me of the Mexican restaurants...and how you always get TWO choices of "tacos" on a combination plate. Gives new meaning to "fish tacos."
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eva's prettier, but rozalyn is more different looking. i'm afraid i'm going to have to be a fence sitter for this one.
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It's a no lose proposition but are very worthy of...well, I'll leave all of the tamale in the taco jokes to others. Eva is a tad cuter, but Roselyn doesn't just have a better body, she has "more" body. More rack, greater hips to waist ratio and she's taller. IOW, more woman. Eva' s a bit too spriteish.
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rosalyn is weird looking, eva's cute, niether is too special
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and eva has the better body, roselyn's shoulders are a little manly
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Dirty mexicans
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Roselyn! I think she's more graceful than Eva. Eva needs to shut up about sex..who cares if you play "strip pool" with Tony Parker?
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Both of course why choose one sexy latina mamacita when you can choose
both Roselyn Sanchez is a lovely Boricua with a nice body she's not the most
curvacious woman in the world but she seems to be a lot more classier than Eva,
and Eva Longoria is a sexy chicana with sexy curves and a sassy and kinky but sexy
attitude, but no matter what both of these bonita senoritas can rock my world
anytime.
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Eva
because she seems like more of a slut
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Eva Longoria looks like a monster w/o makeup. I mean she's really FEA! And she's too skinny. Roselyn is very naturally beautiful without makeup. I think makeup does her no justice and she doesn't have a lot of screen presence on film, but she's very beautiful in person. I never understood how Maxim chose to photograph Eva. Maybe they meant to book Eva Mendes, who is very naturally pretty. She has a kick ass body, too!
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