Super Prostitute Mariah Carey & her Puppy Whore it up

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Nice nipples.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 4:26pm
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this chick needs to stay off the andro
her head is approaching Bondsian proportions

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 4:30pm
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I really like those pictures of lindsay. Whats scary is I have a pic eerily similar to the one of her profile....

I like how they made her look almost exactly like a young elizabeth taylor for the cover... right down to the thick eyebrows... they look scarily alike.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 4:47pm
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Two Thoughts:
1) Have we EVER seen this chick in bad shape? Have we EVER had an "Alicia Silverstone-esque" presentation? I do believe the chick would rather DIE than be seen in public looking crappy.

2) Is it just me, or do you have trouble with her owning a Jack Russell? I doubt she "runs the dog." A JR's gotta have yard-time to run-all-over-hell. That's what they love: running-all-over-hell. But if Mariah pays someone to hold her umbrellas for her, she undoubtedly has people on staff she pays to "play with the dog"...

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 4:59pm
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Yeah - Most women wear that type of shoe to exercise their Jack Russell. She is a camera whore - plain and simple. I'll bet there are more mirrors in her house than shoes in her dressing room.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 5:12pm
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nodakgirl
i think question 1 answers question 2
she is all about appearances
of course she doesn't take care of the dog
it is an accessory like everything about her

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 5:14pm
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DOES SHE HAVE A RECEDING HAIRLINE? IF NOT THAT SURE IS A BIG ROUND FOREHEAD!

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 5:21pm
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She used to be so hot back in the day. She now resembles Miss Piggy!

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 6:38pm
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she just got her legs insured for a million dollars!

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 6:59pm
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her legs might be worth a million but her face isnt worth jack shyte!

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 7:11pm
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Is she black? Just asking. I dig black girls.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 7:35pm
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awesome!

nice legs

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 8:30pm
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One thick bitch.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 9:11pm
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Her legs are insured for a BILLION dollars.

Do you think she'll sell me just one leg, so I can club her to death with it?

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 10:46pm
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Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 10:52pm
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Dustin Diamond, I belive she is mixed.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 11:14pm
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Nobody is good enough for you fools, she looks pretty damn sexy to me.. I'd take her to bed any day of the week... But you fools wouldnt.. you'd rather wait for mr's fucking perfect.. which won't happen anyway cus ur all fuckin ugly fags who won't ever have a hot bitch like Mariah

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 3:21am
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I think she is looking fuckn hot these days, but all you haters do make me laugh.

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 4:51am
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No butt shot? :-(

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 7:10am
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I have only been here a while but I am getting the feeling Moe hates her. I don't listen to her music I don't know her position on current event issues and don't care, I'd fuck her.

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 10:32am
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If you weren't married, Caliban! :)

I think she tries WAY too hard to be sexy.

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 10:41am
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"If you weren’t married, Caliban! :)"

Exactly, all my statements should have that stamped after them.
I love my wife and as a bonus she is hot but her libido could use a kick in the ass, standard married dude complaint :( And yes, I romance the living hell out of her, I'm not a bend over baby and make it quick the game is coming on kind of guy.

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 12:20pm
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Caliban, you brought to mind a standup routine by Chris Rock where he is talking about getting felatio from his wife.

She licks it a few times and says "Is it hard, put it in! Hurry, I gotta fold these clothes!"

lol, married life......... I am a huge fan, and my husband and I couldn't be happier, but having children does effect the amount of "bedroom" time married couples get to have.

About Mariah, I think she is due for another meltdown in THREE.... TWO.... ONE!

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 1:52pm
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Mariah does takecare of Jack! She's had him since '92 or '93. He is always with her everywhere; TRL, 106 & Park, ABC.CBS, & EVERYWHERE!! If you look hard enough you'll see her walking him through parks and things. They even bathe together!

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 9:48pm
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oh shit! Mariah's hairline is receding already!! lmao!!!!

Saturday, June 10th, 2006 @ 10:34pm
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Here's a photo of Mariah's biggest stalker. He's kinda crazy. And having just read some of his comments on one celeb heights website (Mariah's page) where he's arguing with a little girl about high heels, I'm also thinking he's a homosexual. He's actually wearing the same lip color as Mariah
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b251/Nateg69/hiiiiii.jpg

Sunday, June 18th, 2006 @ 5:54am
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Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 @ 10:32pm
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I'd take her for a ride on my cock anyday

Sunday, July 9th, 2006 @ 12:05pm
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That is one large mammal.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 4:26pm
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damn it didn't work...sorry.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 10:52pm
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Dustin-

Her father is a black latino (Venezuelan) and her mother is white.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 11:35pm
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now i'm a big mariah fan, but honestly... WHO walks their dog in a tight blue mini dres??? jeez

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:41pm
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