Bastardly Lady of the Day - Sue
Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Sue writes:
I thought I'd see how I stack up! Heres some pics for ya... just so you know I'm not wearing makeup in a lot of these pics!
Do you like your boobs?
I'm an optimist so I'll look on the bright side of things and tell you I"m glad they'll never sag!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
NO, NO, and NO. I'm Christian & I don't believe in sex before marriage... but no anyways!
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (...to try get in your pants)?
I'm going to get hell for this, but... people say I remind them of Adriana Lima. *I* personally don't think so nor do I believe this but people have said it so please don't hurt me!
What makes you Bastardly?
I speak my mind and usually take criticism well... and hopefully I'll be able to handle yours!
*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually "take down" pictures. Cheers!
























Cute, but crappy pics. Would love to see what a real photographer could do with her. Have her e-mail me. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!
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hayduke:
took the words and all that shit
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BLEEEETTTTCCCHHH!!!!!! NO ONE LIKES A FAT CHICK
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Cute!
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Let's summarize here: a not bad looking titless slob according to the grainy/blurry pics, with some kind of amateur tat on her arm that won't have sex before marriage. And what's with that goofy "surprised" finger to her lip expression/pose that she does twice? Pass.
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Mmmm. No. Gonna have to pass. Those weird-ass facial expressions ruin it for me. Although she seems to be one of those clever girls who surrounds herself with less-attractive friends so as to seem better looking.
The one on the left in the very last picture is cute, though.
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Yeah I'd say the same thing. "Ok" only for hanging out with uglies. But overall... boring, average, everyday blah blah blah.
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she's pretty.
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Sue,
Take your tired ass to ebay & buy a gawddamn camera--your photos suck. But first, clean your room, it's a f'n mess. Slob.
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Eww shes really gross.
And whats with her putting her finger in her mouth all the time. Virgin? PSSSHH she's probably a ho.
Save it sue. And please don't post anymore pics on here, my eyes hurt enough.
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The only picture that looks even halfway decent is the last one. The first one makes me think Cthulu has risen from the sea to eat my soul.
I don't understand these slutty Christians... if you don't believe in sex before marriage why are you dressed like a trailer trash whore?
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Amen So Far From God!!
That room is a fucking mess, get your crap together if you're going to display it online! ou should be ashamed of yourself Sue!!!
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EXACTLY Fatback....all these Christians in the south...Sunday morning church...rest of the week...gutter....love it! perfect! I am not quite sure that is what God/Jesus had in mine when "forgiveness" was offered...
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Eh terrible pics with just an OK female in them.
"I’m Christian & I don’t believe in sex before marriage…"
This kind of boloney is always good for a laugh.
Please donate to the church, God wants a Porsche and he wants me to drive it!
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Just cos she's dressed slutty doesn't mean she's a slut.
It's a mixed message, seemingly hypocritical...but girls that age are experimenting with fashion and want to look sexy and desirable, even if they're not putting out.
She'll learn.
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1st pic - bleah!
But the rest are O.K.
Cute but, seems very ditzy.
I've got something besides a finger that she could put in her mouth.
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I think she's pretty. And she's not fat, either. Her legs are sort of thick, but I don't see any cellulite or rollls on the girl. What do you guys want, toothpicks???? I am becoming convinced this is a nation of pedophiles. Men want girls shaped as if they never went through puberty.
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"What do you guys want, toothpicks???? I am becoming convinced this is a nation of pedophiles. Men want girls shaped as if they never went through puberty.'
Some do, not me though I like normal sized women, too thin equals no curves. Besides we are extra picky here because we are Bastardly.
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co-sign #17...is she in any pics past the 1st set?
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Why does she keep putting her finger up by her mouth like she's acting like she's a twit and thinking about something? And why is she with Axl Rose in that group pic of them in front of the net (middle of second set). And why is she dressed like a ho in a couple of them and in a group picture seems to be at a bar if she has great christian values? Whatever! Bring back the one from yesterday!
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I don't really care if she *IS* a slut or not... but she probably complains that only skeevy guys hit on her. Classy dudes won't give a second look to someone who looks like a crumpled up hot dog wrapper found underneath the bleachers.
Girls who dress like that have no respect for themselves *or* for men. They end up with couch potatoes who fart under the sheets.
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Some of you are really ignorant. There are Christians that have tattoos and go to bars. Anyway, enough of the Christian bashing. If she wants to stay a virgin until she's married, good for her. Her pictures aren't THAT slutty.
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Caliban, you don't need to use phonics, we all know it's bologna and we are cool with that ;-)
Sue, if you want people to think you are a virgin, then you need to dress like someone who isn't looking to be a cocktease or give it up when the club clears at 2am, imho. And hell yeah! Clean that damn room! And don't use disposable cameras, save up and get a decent quality digital camera.
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Sorry Lana Lang...where I live if you dress like a slut though you don't do any other slutty things everyone will think of you only as a SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!
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But bashing xtians (and all other religious nut-bags) is a great bastardly activity. Fucking hypocrites. I met more than a few good xtian girls who took it up the ass because they wanted to remain virgins for marriage- will this now turn in to yet another "up-dah-butt" thread?
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Well, yeah, people will assume you are one...
I'm just saying, girls make major-league mistakes dressing themselves, trying to look "sexy" like girls in magazines, videos, tv, etc.
In real life, on the street, it doesn't really work.
But let's just state the facts - she dresses badly, but we don't know her sexual history.
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Way too harsh. She's very sweet looking. Not sure where you guys live, but here in Boston she'd fit right in.
I agree, she's looks better surrounded by the misfits, but hey, that just means she's smart as well as cute.
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At first glance, I don't even know whos who... but they all half-a-dime status... get skeeted on and disposed of...
The only thing that caught my attention was the picture with the Tony Danza looking broad holding a zima?...come on fam...imagine 4 dudes in some dorm room looking place holding zimas all hyped for no reason with no b1tches around....um...fukk a double standards...ya'll b1tches lost for real.
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* She was voted most likely to die while fellatiating a total stranger*
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HAHAH! As much as I love anal sex, you're a hypocrite if you think you're still a virgin after you've taken it up the ass.
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Eh, she is allright.
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Real: I get what you're saying, but technically a girl is a virgin until she's had vaginal intercourse with a penis. She could've been up to all sorts of other things though.
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#40. Yes. I'm well aware of the technicalities and the execution of the act. But that wasn't my point, as you know. Imagine Sue on her wedding night, "You're my first honey, I'm a virgin. I've only taken it up the ass before." The groom will go, "Shit! Bend over baby, I want some of that ass too!"
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man all these bastardly ladies of the day are fuckin whores.
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She's not fat so the person who thinks she's fat probably gets a hard-on watching file footage of Auschwitz survivors.
She's cute, the pictures are crappy, she's got a sense of humor and she can be a virgin without dressing like she's a Mennonite. I think with so many girls becoming sexually active way, way too early, sometimes we forget that not every girl has her ankles tucked behind her head for any guy who's willing to spring for a happy meal and a movie ticket. And good for her if it's true.
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i dont think she dresses trashy ...?
she looks bangin in the first 3 pics...the other ones/group ones dont really do her any justice.
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theres so many different girls in all those pictures i dont even know which one is you.
What is wrong with all these sluts saying they're christian and wont have sex until marriage and then dressing like skanks? I'd like to see what your priest would have to say about these pictures.
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What is with all the hostility? Ohhhh, she's a virgin so she has to dress like a nun, grow up! I think she's pretty, and it doesn't really matter how she (or her friends) dress because it's not important. It seems like the fact that she says that she's a virgin and a christian is pissing you off more then anything else. It's really sad actually.
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I just looked at these pictures again and she's not dressed like a skank at all. She's showing a little bit of leg and she's got a tube top on in one picture, she's also either alone or with a bunch of girls...geez...
I totally agree with #46
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LOL i love how everyone likes the first set of her pics...the only set that doesnt clearly show her face. LOL
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She seems okay if you exclude the fact that the photos were shot by a retard. I especially like how she includes the homeliest chicks she can find for her group pics. I mean of course she's going to look good posing with all the girls in the math club (2nd to last pic) and the one where she's either hanging at the Lane Bryant after party or some bar decided to scrap happy hour and start an ugly hour
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I think she's pretty. And I don't really think she dresses like a slut, either. What she's wearing seems perfectly appropriate for hot weather or for going dancing. In the group pictures she's very casual and appropriate. Picture quality could be better in these, but enh, at least they're not mostly crappy self pictures.
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The only picture where she actually looks cute is the top one on page 2. In most of her pics she's doing stupid poses/making stupid faces.
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Yea, forget what I said in #33...apparently I hadn't taken a good look at the photos or something b/c they're not slutty at all, and I don't know why anyone said they were. Oh, wait a minute, she said she was a Christian, so automatically she'll be called a hypocrite b/c, as someone else said, she's not dressed like a Mennonite. The only real criticism I have is that the photo quality is crap.
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Virgin eh?Your dress style suggest something far more and sinister.
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She's average. Nothing special. Shitty photographs.
What a dumbass
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You're not wearing a lot in a lot of these pics, let alone a pretty face!
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So that what a virgin looks like. Send in the hoes!
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normally I wouldn't say anything, but the stupid faces she keeps making are annoying.
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first!
her, a big V? yeah right
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It's that sweater she wears on picture #1 that makes her look thick. She doesn't look fat on the others.
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She makes me laugh. Nobody who wears clothes like that believes in no sex before marriage. Who the fuck does this ho think she is kidding???
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So Sue is definitely hot christian action. By the looks of those pics I think the term christian might be used a little loosely here. And down south we know all about that type, y'all. Mm. Hm. No sex before marriage means: ask for forgiveness and become a born again virgin every sunday morning or -even better- all anal all the time.
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what's up with the group pictures? I don't even know which one is her.
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revision...she is dressed like a ho in alot more then a COUPLE of the pics.
and one more question...What do the people at bible study think of your friend with the dumb looking HUGE tribal tat on her arm...nice wholesome christian values...AGAIN! What a liar...I bet she gets banged twice a day!
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I think she's cute, but there ain't NO way she's a virgin. I believed the last one, this one doesn't scream, "I'm an innocent little party girl that just knows how to look like a slut". Whatever THAT means.
Real's all about the ass. Respect the ass. All bow to the ass. That's what we need in these bastardly bitches. some ass shots. Moe, Larry, Jackson, Curly... Get on that, wills ya?
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That is very true. She dresses trashy..... but wants to stay a virgin. Any guy you're with if you dress like that I promise will want the milk without having to buy the cow. You dress easy therefore they think you are worth only the time involved in hitting it. By the way, Christians are the worst I was raised in an A/G church. And those self riteous types usually will do EVERYTHING else before marriage but still say they are 'virgins' b/c they do everything BUT have sex. Isn't lying a sin anyway????
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