Bastardly Breaking News! Kate Beckinsale Loses Her Kitty Wabbit! Oh My God!
Thursday, June 1st, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Last I heard, the FBI has dropped all frivolous terrorist cases & is on the hunt*! Let's hope they can pull through.
For anyone looking to get into Kate's juicy panties, this is a great time as I'm sure she's in that overly vulnerable "oh my god, I lost my kitty" state of mind.
Kate, if you never need a hug or someone to hold your hand, please get in touch.
* This is pretty damn old.
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She should look in her pants, she'll find her kitty in there!!
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what is she carrying in the last picture on the first page? part of a weight bar?
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What is the big deal with this woman? She's so plain.
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Kate is so hot! She can do no wrong!
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is it because she's in America? in LA? Why else would she dress like that? Ew.
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is it because she's in America? in LA? Why else would she dress like that? Ew. Are there any pictures of Ava Gardner looking messy but unattractive? No!
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I hate those shoes.
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I'll help her look for her kitty-in-the-pants.
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Seriously, I am genuinely asking why she is so popular? I have seen some very beautiful pictures of her but the reason she looks so beautiful is down to the professional make up artists and designer dresses she wears, as you can see from these pictures, she needs the added help. You wouldn't look twice at her inthe street would you?
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She is gorgeous. In these photos, she's out in the bright blazing sun with no makeup & she still looks ok.
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She kind of looks scary. ahhhh
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Look at the way she looks and the way she smokes. She going to turn into a ugly woman.
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On page four where she's holding her stomach she looks bloated and her face looks fat, while not fat but puffy. I think that's why she's holding her stomach.
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She either bloated and on her period, crying over her kitty or pregnant.
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even in that ridiculous get up she is a GODDESS. I love her more than pizza and weed. and, let me tell you something, that's ALOT of love right there. I'm mere weeks away from masturbating to her during her new movie CLICK. is that wrong? I don't care! oh, sweet Kate. drop that buffoon Sandler and come my way, little lady. if you do, I'll give you your cat back.
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Ya, in some of her picks her faces look so beautiful. LOL, like on page1 pic4, page3 pic1 & 2, page4 pic2 & 3, page6 pic1 & 2, page7 pic2. Hell all the damn pics. It just shows how hollywood can make someone beautiful who doesn't naturally have it. Smoke and mirrors, make up and blush, hollywood has fooled us.
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I AGREE WITH DRAKE I THINK SHES GORJOUS !!..HOPE SHE FINDS HER KITTY
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nevermind its a flashlight lol
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and she looks like she may be crying over her kitty
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