Bastardly Breaking News! Nelly Furtado Goes For A Swim!
Thursday, June 1st, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Now this is a big difference from the last time I posted up some Nelly Furtado! Looks like Nelly needs some help with that bikini top before those little A-cup boobies fall outta that top, right? Well, I still have the memories of how fine she looked in her first couple music videos and for that she'll always be a babe....unless she just gets grossly fat.























OUCH!! that is the worse case of CANKLES i've ever seen!!!
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how does she look really toned in some pictures and really fat in others? how does that work?
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Her boobs would look good in a different top. That one just drags them down.
She doesn't look fat in any pic. She has a very toned body... she is pooching out her tummy in some pics but its all muscle. Her legs are thick but that never hurt nobody :-P
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If she ever gets fat,I predict a Homer Simpson type body. Yeah, she just had a baby (I don't remember when, though)
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She's hot. I love her. Cute face cute boobies cute ass!
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Lose some weight..Ans wear a swimsuit that isn't shrivled up...one that fits!
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HUGE cankles!! but i do like the applebottom
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she's a different person top and bottom.
bottom-size 9
top extra small
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Can you say "thunder thighs"? Definitely pear shaped. Go to the gym: lunges, squats, ham string extensions, leg presses and every abdominal exercise known to man.
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Her face is not much to look at, but she's got a great body - especially for someone who has talent beyond looking good. Thumbs up!
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look at those cankles!!! wow. i expected her to look better than that. everything from the waste down is a no.
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Yeah the cankles in the first pic are inexcusable. She probably has a hard time finding socks that fit her.
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Not evenly proportioned, ass is too big. Well at leat for her size. And what the fuck is up with her ankles that is sooo ugly so looks like an elephant.
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Not 'so' *she
I put so but I meant to but she.
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Those aren't thunder thighs....those are fucking tree trunks. Strong like bull.
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those are some of the tiniest titties i've ever seen.
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You'd still love to give a push from behind, that's a nice bit of booooottttaaaahhh!
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nice ass
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yeah, she is a member of the IBTC, and she looks like a starving ethiopian from the side, with the weird protruding stomach and no tits. but yes, nice bottom......... everything else is just weird...... I feel like I should be donating money......
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She looks nasty in these pics.
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Please give Nelly a break.Where I come from,she's the average sized chick. Do you guys like anorexic females? She looks cool to me.At least she has some meat on her bones.
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what i want to know is how do i get my sbs to look like Nelly's in her Promiscuous video hmm?
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C'mon naw. Those haunches are nasty.
tiny titties and a fat ass... ummm... no thanks
But I gues she makes up for it by being a ho on the new record.
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Hey, this is a girl who would hardly show anything before and now we can see what her ass, thighs and stomach look like. Why so much criticism? She's quite pretty and not everyone wants fake silicon.......
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Nelly Furtado is Fine, better looking then all of you who are looking at her and dissing her about her looks, i bet you don't even compare 2 her in a scale 1-10, look shes more famous then you she made it you didn't your just jealous cause you can't have her she's richer sexier and way more talented then you'll ever be, why do you look at other peoples flaws when i bet you have the same shit but are 2 ignorant to realize it.
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How can all of you be dissing ths woman? Her body is magnificent! She has a nice toned ummy with pert supple breasts then when you get down to her curvy waist there lies a butt worthy of succeeding Jlos which people would pay to have shaken in front of their face, her thighs are curvy and toned and prove she must work out, these thighs along with her shapely calves would look their best in a mini skirt (possibly 2 inches in length) and high heels to show off her wonderful feet and beautiful ankles. Overall: shapely woman, sexy face
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She´s really hot. She isn´t fat. Her tummy is beautiful!!
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OKAY!!! FIRST OF ALL... to all the people in dissin' her on her thick legs and curvy figure, I like to see what YOU look like!!! She obviously works out hella hard in the gym, while you we're sitting on our asses at the computer dissin' her. She looks great!! And she doesn't have cankles you idiots!!! Cankles are when your ankle is the exact same width as your calves...her aren't! She just doesn't look like the skinny ass bitches in hollywood!! TELL ME THIS!! HOW COME IT'S OKAY FOR BEYONCE AND JLO TO BE SUPER THICK, AND CURVY, BUT IT'S NOT OKAY FOR ANYONE ELSE? I'm a woman with natural curves, and I would hate to look like any of those skinny lohan, aguilera, or simpson bitches!!! If you think you're soooo fine..then let's see a pic of your ass in a bikini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IS SHE REALLY 5'1"?
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Nelly is fine, real fine. I bet half you bastards would kill to have her shake that ass in your face, i know i would. She may have put ona little weight, but so what, she's still well hotter than britney or jessica and would certainy run Christina close. Her ass would also rival J-lo's and i'd love to give it a few wacks with my white shaft!
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come on guys, she is not even close to being fat. I'm so sick and tired of anglo standards of beauty. Not everybody wants to look like Jennifer Aniston or kate moss. Thank god for women like nelly who know they are fit. SOOOOOOOOOOOOO tired of white skinny standards of beauty. i'm a lean size four, but sometimes I wish I was more bottom heavy so jeans would sexy on me like they do on Nelly.
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At 27/28 she's not at her peak-wait till 29/30. She had a great figure in permiscious girl video-gorgeous face, toned stomach perk titties and a ass that would look great covered in salavia!Wish i could slam it and make her moan for me to take her in Portuguese!
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Nelly Furtaco has a nice fart box
I'd like to use her like a toilet and bury her in the woods.
I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic
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nELLY IS FINE, I AGREE WITH XXX AND DIRTY LOPEZ. sHE IS SO HOT. hER ASS DESERVES SUCH A SLAMMIN-BET SHE LIKES IT UP THAT ASS, WITH A BICK THICK MEATY COCK THAT SHE COULD SUCK OFF!
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These arent flattering pics, but i wouldnt kick her out of bed! I like those big thick thighs and that huge swollen ass! I would give my left nut for her to sit on my face and grind her little wet portugese slit all over my mouth and nose umm umm! I have to say though if that lower body wasn't connected to as an incredibly dropdead insanley gorgeous face as hers I probaply would only fuck her on a drunk night. Shes a sexy beast! I love her.
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I see why white women are getting sick and dying from not eating. You guys want them to look like little boys
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She has big thighs, calves and ankles which are not proportionate to her toned upper body...it's weird.
She is still hot though, in recent pictures her ankles haven't gotten lost in her calves...so chill.
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I stopped being straight because of her!!!
Nelly doesn't have the most beautiful body...but i really like her she's hot, and she's an amazin woman!!
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Her ankles are gross. She really needs to do something from the waist, down.
If she could put some of what's below her waist on her chest she'd be alright.
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I wanna give her some serius butt love with that 8th Wonder of the World ass she's got.
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OMG, I didn't realize she is this fat. In one of the photos, her belly looks like a beer belly, it looks like she is making it as big as possible. And her thighs are huge, but they are also the strongest pair of legs I have seen. There are much muscles in those 60 cm thick thighs.
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She´s sexy and natural
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I would lick her everywhere all night long.... trying not to eat her !
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shes hot i think... really pretty too... her bodys pretty nice except her boobs arre small... but shes got some junk in the trunk which isnt fat its toned... she looks good i think especially considering she had a kid last year... hot
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she has def. gained some wieght but i heard she just came back from having a baby, is that true or not? either way the wieght gain looks nice on her and gives her a booottyy
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PUT*****
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