Bastardly Flashback - Jessica Alba wearing leather dress @ 2003 MTV Video Music Awards
Thursday, June 1st, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
With the exception of the wardrobe malfunction from heaven, this ranks up there as one of Jessica Alba's best looking outfits she's worn to an MTV event. Less than a week until we see if she's truly funny as she'll be hosting the MTV Movie Awards. I'm just looking forward to any skimpy outfits the MTV Execs might coax her into wearing.
She is very beautiful. And what a beautiful smile.
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Wait...does she have fake tits?
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wtf are you talking about? You must be using the term "beautiful" very loosely here, she's anything but. I'm sorry, but I prefer my white brunettes anyday to this ghetto trash someone just picked up.
Oh and is she half black or anything?
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I dont get it..why all the hype over her....i find her repulsive.
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Bottom line:
If you are hetero, you find her hot.
If you don't, go to playgirl.
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Gorgeous woman!!! i can look at her all day...
How can she be repulsive??! Sparkling eyes, pouty full lips, radiant smile, the perfect face-shape, great skin, luscious hair, yummy body...what more can anyone ask for??!
perfection comes in the form of ms alba man...face of an angel, body of a temptress, all w/o looking like she went thru plastic surgery, w/o looking cheap.
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Where're the whip and the spike collar ?
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pretty. but wildly overrated.
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She is wildly overrated. She actually looks better here than she does recently. She's peaked and is on a slow slope all the way down now haha.
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Now that is some leather I wouldn't mind sticking to on a hot day.
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face of an angel? No she doesn't, her face doesn't look angelic at all, she has a conniving and sly look about her... each to his own I guess.
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No real hetero man could ever be attracted to a woman like this. Just a perverted or gay man would. Dont you know in muslim countries the average man would perfer to kill her than have sex with her. It is unmanly to say she's hot.
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slut!!
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lol bobo she sure is!!! i wonder if she raided halley berry's costume closet for her crappy catwoman atrocity of an outfit. razzies for albatross!!!! bobo did you SEE those gross pix of her fath legs and huge rearend???!!!!! i think i just threw up a little in my mouth, just like when i saw her utter idiot parade she called a dance in sin city
albatross is an overrated talentless ugly skeezy thing and i cant believe only vito, me, phred, john and bobo see it
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jessie? someone forgot to tell you that your shoes need to match your handbag, honey!!!!.......sorry, im a debutonte and that just looks plain tacky, a red bag with a leather dress and black shoes!!!! my grandmother would turn over in her grave if i EVER pulled anything like that!!!!! ok, sorry guys im done with my rant :) i do like the earrings tho.
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Jessica Alba is classy and is no way a slut. haha the guy in the first pic looks like he struck gold like DAMN!! haha
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YO I TOLD YOU TO SUCK IT AND SWALLOW SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS!! I STILL CANT BELIEVE HER FEET ACTUALLY FIT ON DAT STAGE!!! LOL!!! PIGOEN TOED CUNT, I HOPE YOU ALL REALIZE WHAT A FAT CUNT SHE IS BEFORE YOU DIE
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luv ya Jess but that dress is awful..but she still manages to look gorgeous.Respect y'all!
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shes gross! and YJJ!!!!! yay!!! KUDOS for the lecture on matching belts/handbags with shoes. she does look better here than she looks now, i SO agree
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SHES A CUM DUMPSER, PURE AND SIMPLE, SO SUCK IT SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS
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Phred
wtf are you talking about? You must be using the term “beautiful†very loosely here, she’s anything but. I’m sorry, but I prefer my white brunettes anyday to this ghetto trash someone just picked up.
Oh and is she half black or anything?
again, john has spoken the truth like a prophet. and yea she is black too, along with mexican, indian, hatian, danish whatever she tells people. what a fucking tardclown.
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yo i hate to be a drag here but althought i AM a gay man, i am SO sick of jessica alba!!!!!!!!!! every movie she makes sucks the fattest part of peter griffen's ass, and the myv awards were so fixed, just like the last 2 elections. MWAH hahahaha! seriously, she is awful. no style and no talent....
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wow. she was really pretty back then. shes gone way way wayyyyyyy down hill.
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Phred
face of an angel? No she doesn’t, her face doesn’t look angelic at all, she has a conniving and sly look about her…
no way, this bitch just has "im better than you because ( insert idiotic phrase that WOULD come out of her fishy mouth )-- and i make the best blockbusters!"
my ass, that bug eyed celulite advertisement is just a street urchin. with VDs to boot!
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hot is it was shorter.
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omgosh...
ITS ALBA
AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
cant we just kill hur and move along
with the next OVer-rated slut
its gunna save time
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Nothing special just a slab of meat from the butchers with a face covered in gunk.
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that guy looks better than she does in the first picture.
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Wiseman
Nothing special just a slab of meat from the butchers with a face covered in gunk.
YOU REALLY ARE A WISE MAN!!! LOL!!!!
PHRED, NOW YOUR THE ONE WHOS MAKIN ME LAUGH LIKE AN ASSHOLE!!wtf are you talking about? You must be using the term “beautiful†very loosely here, she’s anything but. I’m sorry, but I prefer my white brunettes anyday to this ghetto trash someone just picked up.
LOLOL!!!!!!!! NOW, BITCHES, CHECK IT, CHECK THIS OVERRATED 5 STORY PILE OF TRASH. CUT N PASTE OR CLICK, BUT I WARN YOU...!! LOL!!
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i... Alba Fights on MTV Pictures
CAN WE ALL NOW SEE THE NARSTYNESS OF HER THUNDER THIGHS AND CELULITE RIDDLED GIGANTIC BUTT??? DONT LIKE MY OPINION? FUCKIN SUCK IT BITCHES
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