Jennifer Aniston Casting A Spell On Shiloh Jolie-Pitt-Damn-Lucky

Looks like someone's gotten lip injections! But she's gonna need a few more cc's of collagen before she can begin to match up to Brad's new babymama.

Whatever. I don't really like Jennifer or Angelina, but Angelina makes me sick. The Namibian Embassy refused to let journalists into the country unless they had permission in writing from Brad and Angelina. That's a disgusting amount of power to give two Hollywood actors.

I wonder how Chinnifer looked pre plastic surgery, she must've been a dog!!

Would someone please take a baseball bat to this annoying bitch already.

Damn she looks ugly as sin in all these pictures

she must’ve been a dog!!-----

umm ya, she still is a dog. her chin is huge, her beady little eyes are too close together loke Nikki Hiltons, and her nose is still ugly even AFTER a nose job or two. Rent the movie Leprechaun, she was even more hideous then. I am going to laugh, AGAIN, when ANOTHER one of her "movies" (for lack of a better word) tanks. which will happen this week when "The Breakup" hits theaters this week and pretty much will go straight to video like all her other shit movies.
All she is is Rachel Green on the big screen. she can't act for shit. Angelina Jolie-PItt has her man, a beautiful new baby girl w/her man, AND an Oscar. This ugly bitch will never have to worry about writting an Academy Award acceptance speech. You should of stayed on "Friends" Chinnafer, at least it was a good show. Where is your big "movie" career now Maniston. Awwwwwww Chin, why the looooong face?

Im just gonna be blunt and a little mean for once and say you guys don't know shit about shit. She is an amazing actor.

Angelina got an oscar.. yes but for fucking playing herself practically...but whatever. I don't hate either of them.

what a tired subject.

It is a tired ass subject. She is getting sickening with all her new movie promotions and seeing her every time I basically step outside of the door to by a loaf of bread. WTF is it with shoving this broad down peoples throats? I just don't get it, nor do I want someone to enlighten me on the subject any further. Looking at that mug 24/7 is not really helping her in the longrun I don't think anyway. It certainly is annoying as hell IMHO. I mean it's not like we're talking about a woman who is that mysteriously wonderful in any capacity that I can figure out, but hey, wtf do I know anyway.

I find it a little hard to believe she had a nose job as of yet :) Are you guys shitting me?

I'm annoyed at all the coverage she gets too, but don't blame her...it's the media's fault. All because she was married to Brad Pitt.

Fair point Jonna!

Yes, it's hard to believe but her nose and chin were even bigger before the sergury.

I say let Angelina and Jen fight it out until they both kill each other or severely maul each other's faces to the point where neither can NEVER STEP IN TO PUBLIC AGAIN. I would pay good money to make it happen. :)

There's a scene in The Break Up where she waxes all her body hair, even her big toe. That sounds hot, and slippery!

to tell you the truth, I thought The Break UP was gonna be pretty solid after checking out the previews. It's definitely worth a DVD rental, so we'll see what's up in a few months...

she needs to grow up... seeing that she's like fourty.

both angelina and jennifer are a big yawn...And c'mon aniston isnt ugly..she isnt pretty thats for sure..and she does have weird features but she isn't ugly..average i would say. Irritating but i would be too..if my husband has a baby with the sexiest woman alive. But for the sake of her career, she shd really just move on.
Angelina is sexy, big-lipped, great bod,piercing eyes and all. But she ain't too great an actress either (despite the oscar) and despite all her humanitarian wk, she is a home-wrecker and she does get lots of attention from doing all that charity/adoptn blah. Would respect her if she does things quietly man.
Both are sucky. Just that jolie is sexier and prob a bit better looking. brad pitt..used to think he is hot..still do,but he is a yawn. the yawn triangle.

yeah i can't believe the plastic surgery part either I mean all that plastic surgery and she is still ugly as fuck I mean at least all the other actresses look good after they have it done. Poor Brad was the real victim in all this he had to be married to that ugly bitch for 7 years. I bet she stunk like shit too. because she does look stinky. Now the poor guy has to put up with all her ugly fans.

Bijoujou ...you are wrong....Namibia is not giving Brangelina any power...It is actually against the law to photograph anyone without their consent in namibia..Why do you think they went there?

I don't think she had a nose job, if she did, that would just be sad:-( She didn't have her chin done either, even sadder!! She had her hairline done and some liposuction. Now she has also had her upper lip inflated!! She should really do something about that nose and chin and those nasty creases between her nose and mouth and then she should just go back to being Rachel Green, that is the only thing she did well.
Although I don't like her very much I must admit she has awesome hair, I need me some of that hair!!

Team Jolie: Are you seriously telling me that before The Couple arrived, you could get thrown in jail for taking a photograph of someone there? I read that the Namibian govt banned "all foreign journalists not approved by the star couple." It makes sense. The poor country will get increased tourism, the Star Couple gets what they want.

why would journalists be flying out all the way to Namibia to stalk them in the first place

uhhh......LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY!! :-))

She wishes she had angelina lips, all the botox and collagen in the world will not help. Anglelina lips are naturally pouty and stunning like the rest of her. Maniston need to just take her huge chin and beady thisclosetogether eyes and move on. Go cry on that Cox bitches shoulder or something.

I feel so sorry for her. I know that going thru a divorce when you dont want out is harsh. I think we all need to give her a break, and then to top it off the media gets in between the whole mess. It is times like these that I am glad I am not a celebrity.

Satan's Cabanna Girl, You can have you some of that hair. It's called bleach and a flat iron.

Who ever mentioned growing up, learn to spell forty first.

It’s called bleach and a flat iron.---
Don't forget the fake horse hair extensions she has or had at one time.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are protected under the privacy laws in Namibia...In a situation of being photographed without your consent..teh photographer wont be thrown in jail but will have their film confiscated.

frickin scary bitch (and i say this after she had her nose lopped)

how ugly and look at her fat ugly neck her mother must have been hitting the bottle when she gave birth to that ugly ass bitch

I am so tired of Jen Aniston and her pity party, woe is me campaign. She should have saved her marriage when she had a chance. She was married to Brad for like 7 years and he was begging for a family the whole time. She didn't want to, instead focusing on her so called career, like actresses aren't succesful with kids. Fuck, all of hollywood is popping out babies and still persuing GREATER careers then hers. I mean Brad was pratically shedding tears in interviews about having babies while sitting with his male co stars from OCEANS 12. This bitch needs to grow the fuck up, cause she destropyed her own marriage. When one person wants a family and the other doesn't, it aint gonna work, no matter who you are. Better women have had children and still lokk 3000 times hotter then Aniston ever will. (Hiedi Klum) for example, has two kids, and was even back on the lingerie runway only 12 months after having her second. Who does this Aniston woman think she is? Brad begged for kids forever and She said no forever. It was best for the two of them to go their seperate ways.

I actually think Brad hung in there waaaaaay longer than any person should have. So now here we are 2006, and Aniston is free to do her string of FLOP movies, where she reprises the role of Rachel from FRIENDS. She needs to move the hell on and stop making cryptic remarks and insults every chance she gets. I am so over this long chinned whiner.

And when Oprah had her on her show for a huge pity party, I was like what the hell Oprah. You are dating a gay man for years and don't want children, this does not mean that Brad had to be stuck in the same type of life as well. Oprah needs to get off this pro -Aniston campaign and worry about her fat ass and go eat some goya beans. I for one am not buying Jen Anistons fake ass sweetheart persona. She needs to go back to the small screen, shut the hell up, and live a childless life with Vince Vaughn. Speaking of which, how did he end up with this clenched jawed, sour puss phony?????????

Moelicious said, "to tell you the truth, I thought The Break UP was gonna be pretty solid after checking out the previews..."

I thought the same thing after seeing the PREVIEWS, but after reading the actual REVIEWS, I had to cancel plans to go see it. I may still see it now that some word of mouth from regular folk is favorable. Maybe by next weekend.

Thank you Chris! You made some good points. I've lost so much respect for Oprah.

Thanks Angie butt licker.

By the way likeisaid, the critics have totally trashed this craptastic movie of Jens. They especially bash her acting and say that even the supporting cast did better. They even felt sorry for Vince having to come up with witty things to keep the movie interesting since Anistons character is dull and boring, just like she is in real life. Some compared the character in The Break Up to Rachel on Friends. This woman cannot act worth a shit, and the people going to see this are trying to stay on her little band wagon. I don't care what the media says, the movie sucks, 9 out of 10 critics have shit on it.

Just go to Rottentomatoes.com and read the revies.

A lot of people will go see the movie because of Vince Vaughn. Just like the movie she did with Jim Carrey, the one about God. People went to see it because it was a JIM CARREY movie. Both of these movies people would have gone and seen no matter who the lead female character actress was. She could not carry a movie on her own, like a bunch of other actresses can, to save her life. Rachel Green on the big screen is all she is.

I wish it wasn't Rachel Green playing that role. I refuse to see the movie unless it is on television on a boring night.

Hey Chris
I agree with your post I am really pissed at Oprah too. I hope that Brad and Angie
will not give her an interview. She is a phoney just like Aniston.

Those of you commenting on how ugly anistone is may want to check out some old photos of the surgically altered jolie and why don't you post some pictures of your "hot selves" while you are at it.

I feel bad for the Jen, but the fact is nowadays she is preaching that she wants a family and what does she do... go to more movie premieres, gamble and drink in Vegas with Vince, smoke incessently... how is this in anyway an encouraging invitation for motherhood. If she was one bit serious about her "I will start a family" crap... #1- find a guy that actually has intentions of settling down in the next decade. #2 - quit the smoking and drinking crap. #3 - Maybe take time off from work to actually try and have a baby.

Angelina might be with Brad now, but I think he got the better end of the deal. She is who she is with no fake promises of being america's sweetheart or anything other than a fuck-up who now cares more about her kids than the media. She donates more than a third of her income to charities and is actually a talented actress irregardless of the roles. And she has chosen to take more risky roles than the all-american praisable ones that a lot of people seem to kiss ass to get, but that is what makes her a good actress. WHat has Jen done these past few months outside of make a string of bad movie flops and one that floated to #1 for a week because it was the only movie to come out that weekend and beccause vince is in it. She did one telethon I believe and oh yeah jumped onto every magazine cover around to preach her sob story about Brad and her sercret desrie for a family. She had 7 years... I think Brad wanted to be around in time for his kid to be married.

And here is angelina, younger and already more willing to leave hollywood behind in the dust for her son.

People talk about Angie being a homewreacker, but it takes two people to save and destroy and marriage and frankly I would respect someone who uses her fame for good rather than using it for pity.

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Wow.
Someone has a lot of spare time
So I bet you you are completely perfect? With absolutely no tiny flaws at all?
Thought not.
She hasn't even got a large chin. It's possibly the worst editing I have ever seen.
I can almost guarantee that she is a lot more appealing to look at than any of you lot.
And so she got a divorce? She doesn't mention it to journalists anymore. It has been dragged out for a ridiculous amount of time.
And lastly have you ever met this woman? NO
You are judging someone based completely on what the glossy magazines are telling you and it's pathetic and somewhat childish.
I'm pretty sure she is lovely & doesn't deserve what you have wrote.
Seriously if this is what you spend your time doing, get a fucking hobby you sad fuck.

I agree nikki, Jennifers chin isn't that bad. And she is lovley. and to anne clair I also agree angelina jolie just won an oscer for playing herself.

Hey Nikki and Vava Vixen the same person. Her chin IS that bad go to tmz.com, perez hilton and even Dlisted everyone notices that chin. And I know for a fact everyone saying she's ugly on this forum does look better than her. Also common sense, going by intuition, seeing her picure in the tabloids the oprah show, her own mother wrote a book about her. All those things combined we can tell what kind of person she is and believe me she's an ugly human being inside AND out. You guys think your the good guy cause you defend some piece of scum, the people posting negative comments about Maniston were the real good guys cause were good judges of character were good at reading people we see her for what she really is.

Uhhh. noo. People have different perceptions of what is beautiful. Not everyone is going to think she is ugly. There are 7 billion different opinions out there, so stop being a narrow minded asshole. I DON't think her chin is so bad, big whoop, get over yourself. BTW, Uhh yeah hun I am a good regardless of Jennifer Aniston, so I don't think I know I am. ^___^ You on the other hand, let's see a picture of you senses you are shooting your mouth off about other people being ugly.

hello in nathan i i woud just like 2 say i woud stick my dick so far up jennifer aniston countey cox woud feel it

Limp injections? Umm no... maybe lipliner.

This post is stupid. You're just projecting your opinons on her.

such a borin old subject!!! Drop it please!!!

oops I can't spell.

lillyspryte:
here here!
I say we give jolie a rusty bicycle chain coated in box jelly venom
and aniston a pine club with porcupine quills embeded into it
that should be fun

and as a sidenote chappalo: Angie doesn't need surgical alteration. Even her cancer-ridden mother is gorgeous and aged quite well and looks like her.

As for people with an opinion... you think jolie is ugly fine. these people feel jen is. Freedom of opinion. This is obviously an anti-jen thread so why even bother trying to start a fight with people who will never share your opinion?