Learn Your Sexy Belly Buttons - A Bastardly Game
Thursday, June 1st, 2006 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
Aaaaah. As we spiral deeper into the scandalous world of overly superficial celebrity games, we arrive @ my favorite body part: The belly button.
Just like the legs game & the breast games, rules are fairly simple:
1. We show you a sexy belly button
2. You job is to guess the owner
See, now when you go home from work this evening, you can tell your significant other that you're a belly button expert.
Also, if you're interested in creating a Bastardly Game yourself, talk to us.
Anyway, here's the first belly button:
Just like the legs game & the breast games, rules are fairly simple:
1. We show you a sexy belly button
2. You job is to guess the owner
See, now when you go home from work this evening, you can tell your significant other that you're a belly button expert.
Also, if you're interested in creating a Bastardly Game yourself, talk to us.
Anyway, here's the first belly button:
Daymn! I think Carmen Electra has the hottest stomach, AND THAT LINDSAY LOHAN ONE SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME, grrr. Ana Beatriz Barros is a hottie and everything, but whats with her facial expression and the way she's holding her boobs??? Looks very unflattering...
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which ones don't you guys know? point it out and someone will know...
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is that michelle rogrigiz(SP) on 11?
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I'm also a fan of the navel. I love it when in "adult films" a girl gently kisses and lingers on another girl's stomach. It shows an unconcious admiration and, sometimes, envy of the other girl's fitness and, sometimes, self discipline. In the right (pro) am vids, it gives a level of inferred introspection and connectivity that greatly increases the chances of busting a nut.
I'm also an armpit fan. Huzzah! It's an often igonred and sensitive erogenous zone. More armpit pics plz. No hair.
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I didn't get any right. And I thought Lindsey was Teri. I think the chick on 11 is the lady from Lost.
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pic #11 is that fugly chick from Lost, evangeline or whats her face. And its totaly confirmed that she has an awful body :S Looks like a 16 year old boy
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who the hell is the anorexic on page six? That was scarey!
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FYI...josie maran has a big scar from an appendix removal that has been airbrushed out. so, that one was deceiving.
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the Lohan one made me cringe, and Ms. Ambrosio's belly button looks like a butthole, lol! #11 is has a body comparable to Kim Stewart, what a lump!
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I agree, she's got those "cut lines" that men have on their lower abs just above their hip bones...that one lead singer from the Pussycat Dolls has them too. It's so gross looking.
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Evangeline's legs are nasty. Carmen's stomach looks like Tara's: all bumpy and signs of cosmetic something rather.
Sex.
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The Lohan pics on page five and six are totally 'shopped. She has never been that skinny. I think she looks great in all the pics I've seen after she got slender. What is with all the chubby chasers that like when she was fat, except that her tits were a little bigger. Bastardly, you really need to include the names, like previous posters have said, or only use women that are more famous.
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I forgot to ask in my previous post, who is the sweetie on page six and seven wearing the assless chaps? Include the names!!!
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I like the oval shape of Adriana's belly button:
http://www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/body03.jpg
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i dont like berry's or lima's belly buttons...too deep and big
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the one on page 11 is evangeline lilly...
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Pic #6 is absolutely disgusting. That chicks needs to get some professional help and quick!!
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OMG, people! It's so obvious that the pic on page 6 is photoshoped, common! Not to say there aren't people who actuially do, but Lindsay never did.
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who is the girl on page 5
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whoos the girl on top of page 5
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I love carmen electra's bellybutton. I wish she would do a bellydancing video. Please caremen!!!!
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rofl @ the LL one.
i don't even recognize some of those women without a name, though.
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every single one from 2nd pic page 7 on. :(
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it totally looks like a dude minus the head...
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who the heck is on page 11
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