Bastardly Breaking News! Jake Gyllenhaal lays the mack down on Natalie Portman

He looks goofy

No way, he's a total 'mo.

That's NYC. It's almpst 80. Maybe they like to sweat. More likely since celebrities are part of a lizard-like alien race, they are always cold.

Good call Namb, I will have to agree with you theory.........

I wonder if they will go to the "Enchantment Under the Sea" dance together
ah middle school love

"are somewhere in America, but COME ON! It’s JUNE!"

When it comes to fashion lately I think weather is irrelevant, I see people wear skullies when it is 90 outside. Nothing like baking your brain to try and look cool. Women love a sweaty head. Of course I know as much about fashion as a virgin trying to direct a porno.

I can understand women liking guys like Brad Pitt but Jake doesn't seem to be a good looking man just OK, but then since I am a man it is hard to judge beauty in other men.

“Enchantment Under the Sea”

Was that Back to The Future? That was from some flick I can't be sure which one though. I constantly make movie references too.

lemure:
i am suprised you don't like beards
you seemed to be attracted to all other things hyper-masculine

I can see where Lemure does not find his beard attractive, it makes him resemble a dog a little too much.

i totally misses the final jake/kristen breakup uz i am truly shocked by this pairing.
didnt jake and kristen fake breakup or something? if you have to fake breakup with a guy..you just have to admit to yourself that you arent that into him and move on..he coulda been with someone that really loves him back than to deal with her ass.
and after seeing gansta rappin natalie portman on snl..i think there is more to her than meets the eye..just need the right guy to bring it out so we can see her future paris hilton bedroom daliences on the internet lol

they're cold because celebrities all have 0 % body fat.

"And frankly I wouldn’t want that beard scratching my snatch anyway."

I have a low hair goatee but I get reprimanded when the other parts of my face are stubbly since they poke her inner thighs, so I can completely understand what you mean.

I see more and more men wearing beards lately and most of the time beards are not thought of too highly by women, so I am not sure what motivates them to grow one.

"I see more and more men wearing beards lately and most of the time beards are not thought of too highly by women, so I am not sure what motivates them to grow one."

Because shaving sucks

haha he's gay and she's a 12 year old boy.

Yes, that's a NY plate, but there are Ford Escorts outside America too... lilyspryte.

i don't care if jake is gay or not. hmm caliban maybe jake doesn't hit the brad in his prime level of 'hotness'. but i think even if he wasn't someome witha media profile he'd do ok/to good.

as far as this pic goes/i t really doesn't matter if he's straight or gay. a chance to talk to natalie would appeal to lots....

why cant we comment on the asian pornstar Christine from thr post above? she is ugly and i want to have the right to express that i hate her ugliness and fakness.

I think Jake is really cute, I like the scruffiness.

pook i think comments are turned off/not allowed on those type of interviews until the interview is no longer on the front page???? i think that was close to an explantion moe or jackson gave once. but i guess i few other rules could apply too....

Jake was really hot in "The Good Girl." Especially where he had his shirt off when in bed with the much-despised Jennifer Aniston. Very nice body. But of course I know now that he is absolutely queer. The beautiful Natalie Portman just may be going the way of Jodie Foster also.

they're both beautiful...I'd prefer Jake without beard though.I thought they were old friends,that was what Jake G. said in an interview.She's definitely thousand times better than Dumbst.Good luck to both!!!

she should eat a burger or two

Why would anyone outside of the US want an Escort??? They are horrible cars, just horrible. :)

"Because shaving sucks"

Well that makes perfect sense to me, that's why I do the goatee. This way I can avoid mauling my upper lip and chin daily.

How on Earth could the most beautiful woman alive be caught dead with this scrawny goofy looking dork? Jesus Christ, fame really does change the ball game for a guy.

Jake is a pin-up for women.

He's not "gorgeous" - but he's laid back, confident and comes across as a nice guy. Plus, he's very cute, in a manly way.

I think he makes a good match with Natalie Portman - providing he's not too much of a ladies man.

ok, someone help me out here, I KNOW they are not in the US because it CANNOT be cold anywhere in the US right now........ so, where the hell are they??? I see an Escort in the background so they are somewhere in America, but COME ON! It's JUNE!

Caliban, don't worry, this lady doesn't understand Jake's appeal either. He is just O-K. And frankly I wouldn't want that beard scratching my snatch anyway.

"Was that Back to The Future?"

that's right.