Bastardly Breaking News! Keira Knightley forgot her bra



Looks like after a night of 2x4 sex with her boyfriend they had to go to the store and get some eats but Keira, even with her flat chest, couldn't find her bra and thought we wouldn't catch onto her! Shame on Keira!...even with your A-cup boobies! Now we're just going to make fun of the size and shape of your nipples! Check out more of this lovely(?) couple!

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what's sad is they paid good money to look like they shop at fucking Ross.

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 12:15pm
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[...] Looks like Naomi Watts forgot where she put her bra like Keira Knightley. Well, I’m assuming it’s more comfortable when a woman can go freely like that and let her boobies hang naturally??? Looks like the rental agent is not at all worried about payment as staring at hard nipples will be suffice for payment in this case. [...]

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 12:48pm
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they look so alike. the guy looks gay as well.

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 1:10pm
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She likes the Hitch Cock!!!!

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 1:51pm
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They both look like they need showers.
I remember getting abused for wearing the big glasses (mirror shades) in the early 90s and now so many people are reverting back to the 80s style. Can't you fashion slaves make up your minds, grr :(

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 3:41pm
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She needs a boob job, how she managed to get into hollywood with those pecks, is beyond my cogitation.

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 11:47pm
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She isn't wearing a bra coz a bra requires boobs.
Keira is so horribly skinny - she looks like death. Give me some nice feminine curves any day.

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 12:31am
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Alfred Hitchcock gots way bigger boobs then this bitch.

if you bite em' and really squeeze them they'll swell up a bit (i do that procedure every night...no hitchcock's though).

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 3:16am
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I think she is beautiful no matter what, he looks like a granny, and in that last pic he looks like he has no teeth.

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 9:08am
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keira and her boyfriend are super attractive, i don't know what's wrong with you people.

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 3:43pm
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kiera knightley is proof that you can have an underbite (check her out in her movies. once you notice it, that's all you see) and still be pretty.

Sunday, June 4th, 2006 @ 10:37am
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somebody feed her please.

i think i just threw up.

Sunday, June 4th, 2006 @ 11:17pm
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the only nice thing about her is her skin.her face makes me puke.ew..

Saturday, June 10th, 2006 @ 4:17pm
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shes so hot though

Saturday, June 10th, 2006 @ 5:20pm
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FUCK OFF BITCHES dont say shit shes FUCKING HOT

Monday, July 17th, 2006 @ 4:33am
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I am so jelous of her she kissed orlando bloom, johnny depp she is so slim, georgous great hair great clothes and she always gets good parts in films oh how i wish i were her lots a love Aimee

Saturday, August 5th, 2006 @ 3:02pm
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I am usually one sticking up for these clueless fuck celebrities, but not in Keira's case, or anyone that doesn't eat for that matter. If you're a fuckin' skeletor clone, then you can fuckin' die for all I care. Especially Ms. Knightly. She just fuckin' bugs the hell out of me for some damned reason. I guess it is her utter, and complete lack of talent and the way she acts so educated in interviews. It's like, gimme a break and give the whole "fresh out of college, I'm so smart" routine a mo'fuckin' rest, goddammit! Dumb bitch....

Thursday, August 10th, 2006 @ 1:55pm
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oh please - well let me just say - i wouldnt mind being that ugly - she is very very pretty - as for the too thin thing - some people are natural ectomorphs - it doesnt mean they are starving themselves to death - again - wish i had that problem.

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 9:52am
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Thin women look great with small boobs

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 @ 11:09pm
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Hah, I love how everything eventually comes back to her tit size.
Especially how in one of these things, she was compared to Angelina Jolie.
So if tits really are the big issue:
Anyone ever see Angie's boobs?
They're droopy, and the left hangs 2 inches lower than the right.
Don't believe me?
Watch the movie "Gia."
And click this

I think having small, perky boobs are better than having droopy, uneven boobs.
'Nuff said.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 5:13am
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Eat something you whore. Stop sharing the heroin with this douchey mcdouche.

Thursday, August 16th, 2007 @ 2:23am
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ok so these pics suck of her... she's normally quite pretty

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007 @ 7:51pm
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that looks like a boy

Monday, November 19th, 2007 @ 9:52am
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I think they both look dirty, have no sense of fashion, or class, or manners! If they think that looking like drug addicts is chic......therapy is my suggestion. I would not want to bump into them while shopping. I'll bet she's the most snotty little bitch ever. The kind of star that tries really hard to get as much attention in public as possible, then when you FINIALLY notice her, she acts like you're a stocker and she needs you to be arrested because she is so Demure, Helpless and in Demand!!!!! What a fucking crock!

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 9:26pm
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