Bastardly Breaking News! Naomi Watts and nipples rent a car

Looks like Naomi Watts forgot where she put her bra like Keira Knightley. Well, I'm assuming it's more comfortable when a woman can go freely like that and let her boobies hang naturally??? Looks like the rental agent is not at all worried about payment as staring at hard nipples will be suffice for payment in this case.

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heh heh, he's blatantly looking at her nipples lol

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 12:57pm
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she doesn't need a thumb w/ those long nippies!!

Keep it up, baby!

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 1:03pm
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The europeans and aussies are more hip to not wearing bras. A good number of them (even the aussies) also don't feel the need to shave their legs and armpits and trim the bush. Come on people, that's one of the ways we can tell you're a girl. Downgrade!

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 1:09pm
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Oh, forgot to say that she was super hot in Mulholland Drive.

*** SPOILER WARNING FOR YOU FUCKHEADS WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT ***

Both innocent and full of hope, and then jaded, rubbing one out on the couch to her ex-lesbian lover and blasting her head off.

Great fucking movie if you can stomach the surealism and metaphors.

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 1:18pm
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It can be more comfortable not to wear a bra if you have small breasts. If you wear a shirt that is tight enough yes it can be comfortable... but if its not tight... yeash I hate feeling them bounce around!

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 2:32pm
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Dustin, I saw Mulholland Drive, and I was impressed by the creative portrayal of filth and lost innocence that "hollywood" instills in people. My husband, however, did not follow as well, but hey, what can you expect from a guy who still watches Steven Seagal movies? I LOVED her character in I Heart Huckabees, and I actually enjoyed Mark Walhberg's "acting" in that movie, too.

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 2:42pm
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I thought Mark Wahlberg running around in those firemen's boots in I Heart Huckabees looked hilarious!

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 3:29pm
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yes, yes he did, highbeams......

did anyone else see The Family Stone??? I refused to see it in theaters because, let's face it, I can't fucking STAND SJP, but....... I rented it about two weeks ago, and HELL YEAH that was a good flick for humor! Rachel McAdams did a fantastic job of being the super bitch sister, and Owen Wilson is always priceless in my book. I love how bitchy Diane Keaton was as well, it made me want to actually go buy it! But, alas, I must wait. I bought Garden State and have not opened it yet, I must break that movie in before I go buy another one for the collection............ my husband bought Half Baked, go figure......

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 3:42pm
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WE DON'T CARE.

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 4:27pm
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lilyspryte, I didn't fully realize what was going on in the movie the first time I watched it. It was more like the second time around. That scene where the guys are in the restaurant/diner scared the crap out of me, even the second time. I had to go online to figure out WTF Eraserhead was all about. Turns out it's about sin and shame and regret and longing or something like that. I heard it was recently added to the LoC for it's cultural significance. David Lynch is one twisted dude.

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 7:09pm
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What the hell is with the cheap car... sex with an ape not that well paying?

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 11:43pm
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yeah, movies are good.

doesn't her eyebags descend below the sunglasses? ...those are cheeks? it's man hand central...she's grasping her bag like Hightower on "Police Academy 3".

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 3:26am
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Dustin Diamond, I too was scared shitless from that diner scene @ the beginning of Mulholland Dr., LOL...WTF was that thing behind the dumpster, some sort of Rastafarian zombie castoff from the "Thriller" video, or what???

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 11:38am
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I fuckin' love her.

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 12:55pm
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newsflash: European women (cant talk about aussies, sorry) groom themselves a million times more than american women. In north America it is not an uncommon to see a woman who just rolled out of bed (pj's bottoms, messy hair, yesterday's smudged make up) in the grocery store and many women put their hair up in the ponytail (without brushing it of course) put some sweatpants on and a tank and leave the house, holes, stains, and oversized or undersized clothes are common. It also seems that many are unfamiliar with the concept of ironing. But where i come from (ukraine) a woman wont dare to leave her house with no make up, with unbrushed hair, or messy clothing. I noticed the same in my European travels. Now i dont know where that stupid "Europeans dont shave" myth came from but honestly i take it as a personal insult becuase it is so utterly untrue.

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 1:50pm
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OK, I'll go with you on the europeans. But from my worldly experiences (eg, watching amateur australlian porno), there's about a 5%-8% chance the girl doesn't shave her pits and a good chance there's too much going on down under.

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 2:30pm
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mulholland dr. for life !!!!!!!!!! :)

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 5:20pm
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lilyspryte, so you husband didn't like 'mulholland' and he still watches seagal films. so the only part of mulholland he may have really liked was the lesbian scenes ???

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 5:29pm
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shes hot

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 7:48pm
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she's the hottest woman in hollywood...with Alba and Jolie.She also looks really down-to-earth,which is not too common among Hollywood weirdos.

Sunday, June 4th, 2006 @ 11:50am
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what's she doing renting a bloody saturn?!

Sunday, June 4th, 2006 @ 5:26pm
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More!

Sunday, December 31st, 2006 @ 4:33pm
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Hola faretaste
mekodinosad

Friday, July 27th, 2007 @ 5:19pm
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Yep, Muholland Drive was a crazy whacked film. I enjoyed it thoroughly, but had to watch it a few times to try to understand wtf the producer was trying to convey.

The Cowboy was my fav. character, followed by pokey shirt here.

scooter

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 11:43pm
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