Bastardly Lady of the Day - Lena

WHY............

typical russian girl !!

this bitch is ugly. but thats okay. when mine come up you can make fun of me also.

she looks like she's holding her stomach in, cos from the rest of her body, it's quite obvious she has a pooch, she has rather fat arms and chunky calves. NEXT

No hotter girls available?
Guess for 3 Millions my Grandfather can fuck a hotter chick!

You know there is a reason why actresses and models make a lot of money... They are attractive, usually.
Nobody wants to see ordinary looking people naked or nearly naked unless they are married to them, and sometimes not even then.
This girl is very ordinary, wouldn't get second glances anywhere.

Does any girl who drops their pics get to be on your site? You've had skank trainwreck Playboy bunny wannabes, ugly ass Asian girls, and now this - this is the epitome of average, bland, and BORING. Next. Boring face. Boring body. Boring hair (with the appropriate middle of the road color) and Boring answers.

Is there actually a selection process - or rather, do you actually reject other girls who submitted because you found them UGLIER than this one? Wow.

I hope the answer was slim pickings - because if not you have to adopt some standards my friend... unless of course, you take some sadistic joy out of posting the pics of some delusional girl and watching her get ripped apart by the brutal internet jury. Well, I will admit it is fun.....

Rant aside, hotter women, please!

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Another Russian hooker.

Oh. My. God. NYET.

What a cruel joke on Grandpa it would be if this one was bought with his three million. She's not cute, not pretty, she acts like she is much hotter than she is, has a big forehead and dresses for shit. So all totaled I would pass.

On the other hand, if I were a couple of hours into a bottle of vodka and she came skanking up to me at the bar and put her goodies on a platter for the taking, I'd probably do her. But of course, I would keep it to myself and admit to having done this ugly only if my accuser had irrefutable proof. Like a video or somesuch.

The thing about Russian women is that they age very quickly (all that vodka plus living a life at 40 below zero 10 months out of the year)... so that by the time she's 35 she will look like this:

http://www.joaoleitaofoto.com/russia1.html

Too Chunky!!

hehe its funny.
yesterday it was "ew theres waaaaaay more hotter asian girls than this".
today its gonna be "ew theres waaaaaay more hotter russian girls than this".
its just one big circle. no ones perfect @ the bastardly i guess.
good entertainment.

oh ya forgot to say...id probably do her. would like to see what she looks like with out sucking her stomach in.

yuck!
especially the nose... can't stand the nose!

Even the bastardliest of the MOST BASTARDLY could do better than this. Please develop some standards.

MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!

Id have to say its a TPATS low 2.... pretty much just cause shes a Rusky, and i her all them are f'in nuts in the sack.... can anyone confirm this theory???

Well Iceman, many of my male friends said the sex was insane. We're from Brooklyn, it seems to be a right of passage to date a crazy Russian chick. However, they are pretty gangsta and that same bedroom fire could just as easily translate into a black eye or two. LOL.

As for Russian men, I had 2 - wasn't that interesting.

Geezerbird???

wow just not uuhhh.. if a girl was pretty i'd be the first to say but there is nothin cute about her, i know some russian chicks and they are hot.. this girl is umm far from it.. just WOW thats all..

She's different. Not great, but I'm happy to see something other than chicks of the asian persuasion. Not that I'm hating asian, I love them, ooooh do I love them, but I'm tired seeing them all the time, there's got to be more bastardly bitches out there. Why oh why don't they send in their pictures?

Good answers. The pictures, eh...

Well shes wearing no make up and she has a body which is more than half of the hollywood women out there...id do her. Shes curvy but not fat...i think its nice to see someone without hip bones and collarbones poking out at you. Yeah she isnt stunning or the prettiest woman on the planet...but

hold on why am i being nice?

she is obviously under 18, why do you guys BOTHER..?

she's not fat, she just has huuuge hips.
Anyway, I dont think she is pretty, boring face.

Gross.

NO!

Hey...I found Ashlee Simpson's old nose. This chick has it on her face!

It's girls like this that make us average girls look damn good...so thanks ugly Russian.

HAHAHA RockerAmy...too fucking funny! Right on! Average chicks would look mega hot if they hung out with this chick? I would tend to agree with you!

i think it's dirtygirl

oh suzzanne...dont you cry for me...sorry to disappoint ya...not even on my death bed would i look that...ummm...repulsive...but im glad u were thinking about me...and missin me....: )~

someone farted and you came to mind. try to get the spelling right

who ever smelt it ...dealt....now go wash your stinky dirty filty fat retarded ass suzanne...spelling your name correctly is on the top of my list old hag...

Word on the street is…easy darling is you...apparently you haven't revisited the Ana post...why don’t ya...you might learn something...Thanks for playing! Seriously....I was beginning to think I ran out of rats…glad to know there are still some unintelligible folks out there…

gee, you sound really upset dirtygirl! try to calm down. i agree with Suzanne..i think Lena is actually dirtygirl!!!!

did I miss something?

Never had a Russian women before, and if I could she would not be enough to alter that standing. I can appreciate the fact she is wearing no make-up (non that my amateur ass can tell) it takes balls, but she could use a little. Don't break out the putty knife, but a bit would be ok.

How come the response to the boobs question is always about size and never about some other quality? I'd trade off firmness, a cute shape, or fun nipples for size any day.

she shouldnt have tried to pose in a sexy way with the body shes got..its just not right!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (SE)

YUCK

she gives russians a bad name. Russian are so pretty (each and every single one of them) so i have no clue where this creature crawled from...

Very Slavic. Real Curves. Would probably let you bang her with household objects, but only if her boyfriend watched. It's always those fucking jealous Russian boyfriend/pimps that fuck it all up. Pazhalsta, suka!

Lovely hourglass shape

Every single one of them? That's wrong. I know many ugly ones and very few good looking. But when they'rew good looking, they REAAAALLY are (usually)!
She's ok in some pics, real bad in others... she just has no idea how to use a camera properly!

Is that one of those walkers I see in the back room in the first pic?

I'm laughing too hard to comment rite now :)

She's fat, but she's thin? I don't know, she kind of has te ability to pull off a bikini and a short skirt but she's fat. Like Mariah Carey. Well, this chick has a plain boring man's face and really shit dress sense. Come out of your 1996-high school era girl. Oh and possibly find out what "tanning salon" means and go find one.

Okay body and unfortunate face...it's the nose. It's kinda distracting.

She looks like a fucking witch.I can't stand thick bitches who try to show their stomachs off when all they have is blob...nasty skank

i think this just confirmed my theory that most russian women have a bad/big/ugly/chunky build

i got sucked in with the 1st pic...the rest looks like fabio is trying to suduce me.

the only compliment i'll say is that at least she ain't wearing heaps of make-up....
either than that, pretty plain, boring, n not the best bod. why did u send in a pic of ur back n non-existent arse?? btw

ftw

Dank, dank, dank!

what a joke. North America has the highest levels of obesity and like every third perosn is overweight but slender russian girls are all fat. o.k then....
now i admitt that by 30 they usually look bad (its the drinking,smoking, and popping out kids that gets to them i say) but before that they are perfectly slim. Something you cant say about americans where half the kids at shcool are chubby or grossly overweight

I agree most russian girls are gorgeous. But this one makes me feel great about myself :) And that attitude is ewwww

This is a joke, right?????

one thing:
to all those girls who said that girls like me sanding their pictures here make them feel good about themselves- that's plain sad! girls, love yourselves the way you are no metter what other people say. for god sake get some self confidance!

lena, it's nice that you have confidence, but remember to keep in mind that just because a guy wants to sleep with you, it doesn't automatically mean you're pretty. maybe he's a) drunk, b) desperate, and/or c) a sex addict who wouldn't say no to the chance to bed anything human no matter how ugly the face attached to the body might be. my recommendation: try COVERING UP, dressing like a LADY, walking down the street and seeing how many men look at you with longing or admiration. THAT could be said to be a test of beauty. try it sometime (it's my personal daily kick), you'll get your answer.

Applejacks... if she covered up, THEN people on here would complain that she isn't showing enough skin and they "need to see more" to properly tell if she's BLOTD material. HOWEVER, if a girl shows more skin (like the guys SAY they want), then she's trashy and needs to cover up... seems to be no happy medium.

"Do you like your boobs?"

Now that's funny.

Now I ask that question all the time.......

lena: I like your response to my comment and I totally agree. But your answers to the bastardly questions are kind of "off" and really bugged me. You are very pretty and have a nice natural figure, but don't let it go to your head cuz that's gonna get ppl trashing you.

GROSS

aniral, that's my point. she thinks she gets the attention because she's pretty. my "experiment" would prove that no one would look at her twice if she wasn't dressed skanky. only a decent girl with a pretty face could get away with showing less skin and still being sexy. sure people on bastardly would protest that she wasn't naked enough but they would never deny that she was pretty. ugly girls on the other hand, seem to show more skin-- as if trying to make up for their deficiencies in the looks department (thereby detracting us from their faces? lol). which is sad, indeed.

AAAAH!!! AAAAH! OH FUUUCK!! AAAAH! HEEELP!!! AAAAAH!! NOOO

My Comments:

Her hips are too wide
Her hair is too limp
Her hair is dirty
She looks like a wet rat
Her stomach is hanging over her skirt
She's as pale as the Grim Wreaper

And thats only on the first page

Lena, sit on my cock, rub my balls...

yes you know i loved the answer to the $3 million question. *yes* and yeah i'm sure alot of guys would the same. thanks for the pics too. :)

LOOKING LIKE THE LIVING DEAD...
GET A SUNTAN...
HELL, MY ASS IS DARKER THAN THAT...

Eww, there are much hotter Russian girls than this. Granted they'll take your money and leave you for a richer guy and can be evil, but they are way better looking than this girl! What were you guys thinking?

I don't....but...she.....why would....how....I...I.........

*speechless*

I like the cat

and...does Russia concerve water and you can only water your lawn and bathe certain days of the week? This chicks hair is oily nasty dirty, and it needs groomed in the worst way. NO NO NO!!!

i am really gald that you did miss me though...did it take you all morning to figure that witty come back out...in the event that i stopped by...pathetic...

I agree with #57...they vary in looks,but it's usually in extremes.

...that's all your good for!

Hhmmm...I guess I'd f*ck her...

Anna, cause its the Bastardly thing to do =) plus, shes atleast 19 definatly.

so much fun to get you going! and so easy too!

It's a dude.

Is BASTARDLY pimping for "Russian Mail Brides?"....

She's got a wonderfully curvy body with child bearing hips, really intense pretty eyes and good hair (yeah ok maybe it needs a wash). And she's not plastic. You're all so damn harsh!!