2006 MTV Movie Awards: Who Slept With Who AFTER the Show?
Monday, June 5th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Since there's pretty much a 2-degree sexual separation when it comes to Hollywood stars sleeping with one another, speculation on who did the naked tango with who following the conclusion of this past weekend's MTV Movie Awards is more than valid. (Ok, maybe not, but who really gives a shit, right? Right.)
If you really think about it from a Bastardly Perspective, these award shows are no more than huge, invite-only brothels catering to the Hollywood elite (female elite included, mind you). It's a beautiful place where newbie stars attend, not only to be seen, but also to be sexually used & abused by older stars, directors, producers, and agents w/ extensive networks & deep pockets. Now, can you really blame people in power who have learned to abuse their power for their own sexual benefit?! As the bastardly saying goes, “More power to them, baby!â€
So yeah, w/ that in hand, please help us fan the flames of superficial speculation by tell us who slept with who...
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Why does Amanda Bynes look so goddamn huge?
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page 5 comments are GREAT! lol......... but Kevin Spacey would not go for that little girl-man. Kaiser Sosse! Respect!
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does anyone else think it is funny
how quickly "brokeback" has entered the pop-culture lexicon
as a synonym for gay?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brokeback
I wonder how E. Annie Proulx
and Larry McMurtry feel about that.
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it's the power of the internet, baby!
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I loathe any award show for actors/actresses, isn't it enough they have no real job, get paid for some bad movies and people seem to adore them for it, but that isn't enough we need to award them for it too.
It has gotten worse too, there was only a select handful of award shows now every time you turn around there is yet another award show, and some just for certain groups.
Monday whine :(
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Yeah Caliban! Monday's are so crappy, and I am sick, so that is the poop icing on my Monday crap cake. :(
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they should have an award show for hottest latinas where they invite all really hot latinas from around the globe and give them awards for being hot.
Monday fantasy :)
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Wait, that\'s not what the ALMA Awards are for?
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"Monday’s are so crappy, and I am sick"
What sick and working? If so you are sick.
Being legitimately sick on a Monday is what I call a mental health day, of course any day I don't come to this hell hole is a mental health day.
"they should have an award show for hottest latinas"
Hot anything would be good and let's not have it pretend to be PC like Miss America or Miss Universe.
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First of all, Kevin Spacey and Brandon Routh are both gay, so them being together is a no-brainer. Second, I agree with a previous poster: Why the hell is Amanda Bynes so huge?!! She's heading into Buttaface territory and go-on-a-diet-already territory!! You're still young, for crisssakes!! That's Rosario Dawson, right? I'd keep her body and give her a head transplant!! If I saw that face coming at me at night, I'd scream and whoop her upside her head with a 2 X 4, then grocery sack her head...ahhh , then have my way with her! AND, why does Christina Aguilera keep getting uglier since her "Genie in a Bottle" days? She used to be cute years ago! Jessica Alba is the most babelicious, fine piece of booty in the world! God Blessed Her Body, but God Damned
me to never ever have her! AUUUGGGGHHHH!
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Eva Mendes, good. Kate Bosworth, good. Alba, good. Xtina, good. The rest: meh
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mmm...jessica simpson's is looking kinda cute and the tits are delicious as ever.
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Jessica's dad is gross.
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Wow. Ride that hoss.
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what happend to amanda bynes, she looks like a cow with way to much sunless taner on
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[MTV Movie Awards 2006] AFI Perfomance.avi
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[MTV Movie Awards 2006] Christina Aguilera Perfomance.avi
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[MTV Movie Awards 2006] Gnarls Barkley Perfomance.avi
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rosario dawson must have the biggest friggin' teeth on earth.
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"First of all, Kevin Spacey and Brandon Routh are both gay"
Brandon Routh is not gay. He married his longtime girlfriend Courtney Ford a few monts ago.
As for Kevin Spacey, this gay thing about him is an old, persistent legend, but a legend anyway. He's currently in a relationship with an Irish brunette in London (where he's artistic director at the Old Vic Theatre). But as the woman in question is a nobody (as usual with Spacey's girlfriends, except for Helen Hunt – hence the gay gossip) very few people are in the know. Spacey himself does nothing to dismiss a gay rumor that protects his real private life. He's not the first one who uses that trick.
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