Bastardly Breaking News! Heather Locklear in a wifebeater



Looks like Heather Locklear is ready to throwdown with Denise Richards. Good riddance that she's not with David Spade here because that's just so fucked up that he snagged up Heather's MILFilicious vulnerable bootay after Denise stole Richie Sambora.

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22 Scandalous Comments

You know... I reckon she makes that wife beater look rather smashing

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 1:59pm
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For her age she is still lickable.

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 2:18pm
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she just stays hot
and if she has had anything done
her plastic surgeon should be the only one in LA
because she looks the same as she did in TJ Hooker
while adrian zmed looks like he has the hiv
and capt. kirk looks like an elephant seal

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 2:22pm
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wow. what the fuck happened to her?

She needs to head to her plastic surgeon...on the double, baby!!

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 2:26pm
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old fucken bich

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 2:47pm
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"wow. what the fuck happened to her?"

Time is what happened, time is like a loan shark, you may think he went away but he will be back.

"because she looks the same as she did in TJ Hooker"

She was REAL hot then, one of my first crushes.

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 3:03pm
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Heather,, if u need someone to talk to,, i am here for U girl. Call me,,

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 3:37pm
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Someday i will have a wife, and if she turns out to look like that at 50 and hasnt slept with all my friends and immediate family, then wow, wouldnt that be the fucking JACKPOT?

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 4:32pm
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heather locklear is 45

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 4:58pm
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"You know what’s sad? If I research correctly, TJ Hooker ended in 1987, when I was 4 years old……… that’s right, 4 years old…….."

That makes you about 23 depending on birthday month, nothing sad about that.

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 5:12pm
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thanks micchel keep up the good work

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 5:34pm
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All I have to say is that woman needs some conditioner A.S.A.P!

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 7:09pm
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She looks good for her age but still trashy there. She should be a classy milf and still be hot (with her skirt pulled up, not a black bra and with her roots done)!

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 9:41pm
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hot mamma

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 12:25am
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she's gotta be used and abused (sexually)...tommy lee alone put 100,000 miles on that shit. plus, she popped out a few kids. why isn't she referred to as............Leather Cocklear?

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 3:16am
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Heather is so friggin hot it's like tabasco on the equator. Since she filed for divorce from that losa guitar player (that our parents used to listen to on their 8 track players) our fraternity dedicates Thursday nights to Ms. Locklear as the Hottest MILF ever baby. Stop by anytime Heather we'll teach you our secret handshake. Yum...girl.

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 @ 11:43pm
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Someone tell my next stop on my road trip that she needs to lose the bra and show off those sweet perkies with pride! I'll be happy to take a number and wait in line! And remember, she jumped off the Tommy Lee bus while it was still moving.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 1:49am
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it's time to show your daughter, it's time.
she was so fit "sami joe"

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006 @ 9:27pm
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#16 Caliban

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 10:41pm
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You know what's sad? If I research correctly, TJ Hooker ended in 1987, when I was 4 years old......... that's right, 4 years old........

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 3:38pm
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Gaht Dayum she looks scrumptious in that little T. The body is lookin mighty spicy too.

Whew..

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 9:46pm
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LOL, Leather Cocklear, that's a good one.
Never understood the whole fuss about this broad. She's always had a Stepford Wives look on her face as far back as Dynasty.

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 3:33am
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