Bastardly Lady of the Day - Ysanya
Monday, June 5th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Ysanya writes:
I think I was just randomly bored. But sure, lets submit them. Make me a Bastardly broad. That's nice sounding. I am Puerto Rican, I was born in San Juan, however moved to the states when I was 4. I lost my accent, and I appear white actually. Not alot of people realize it. My name is made up. I am pretty sure and quite adamant that I am the only one with this name. I kinda think so. Well yes I hope. It's pronounced ee-san-ee-yahhh. Not all like long sounding, but you know. Rhymes with lasagna. And that is a lame joke I've heard constantly. But whatever works.
I've played the violin for about ten years now. I am big into photography and would like to dwindle into the field of advertising photography someday. Music is my life and I devote mad time into only listening to the best of the best. I am big on electronic music, drum and bass... blah blah. Boards of Canada sooooothe my soul, and currently Hybrid is doing it nice for me, so yah yah.
I just like some nice stuff man. I'm obsessed with cats, incredibly strange, I know. I meow in real life, this is true. Constantly. I am a pizza parlor whore in my town. I actually make pizzas, answer phones, and make people feel like morons when they order food incorrectly. Yeah that's me. This is it.
Do you like your boobs?
Do I like my boobs. Nah, I don't. I want bigger ones. Yeah man, not like all double d style though cause that's sick. Like some nice full b's. Those are nice. Vicki Secrets lags with the a cup bras yo. At the big sales there are never none left. There's like fuckin trip f's shit. Who the hell is buying that. Make some for meeee. However, my boyfriend does not complain. They are some nice A's, not gonna lie. w00t.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Would I sleep dude hahahhahah all old. Nah, I wouldn't. I would not. That's just sick yo. siiiiiick.
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (...to try get in your pants)?
Dude. I don't know if this is to like "get in my pants" but I think everyone I know, or anyone that meets me for the first time, especially my first year in college has said I resemble Penelope Cruz. I don't see this connection however. Flattering though? But what the fuck man, I look like me. Ok. I P Cruz it up sometimes though.
What makes you Bastardly?
I am fuckin Bastardly because I meow and listen to some sick music and put out for dudes who give me millions of dollars. Yes. That is what I am going to say.
*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually "take down" pictures. Cheers!
























I like her, she's pretty sexy...and I love those boobs, no boob job needed!! She's young and looks like she pouts to get her way, which I love.
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yes, pouting seems to get the young girls what they want. But when older women pout they are nagging or bitching........ double standard??? Who knows, but she is cute. :)
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Fucking jailbait. The last picture is at a high school cafeteria. Totally hot though. If she had a good fake ID, I'd let her past security.
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ahahahahh to the person who said i need to stop saying yo you are totally correct. so im stopping. no jailbait here man im 19 this month. or is that shit still jailbait. nah age of consent is 17 in new york so im straight. hahha yeah that one picture was incredibly old in a highschool cafeteria... oh you bastardly folk are so nice.
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she's very pretty, and very photogenic, but her vocabulary is awful. Nothing worse than a pretty girl who opens her mouth and sounds like a guy trying to be a thug. :( But she is a pretty girl.
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This chick, Yanquana or whatever, is pretty. She's into rhymes, and that's hot. But she's also trying to be ghettofab, and that's just silly.
(If you want to take your rhyming to the next level, I'd recommend "The Complete Rhyming Dictionary.")
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just to make sure that photo of me licking some guys ear is a project, not just normal pictures. hey hey you all are being mean. thats just online lingo. i'm perfectly capable of holding conversations, they are imperative really. i dont have any friends because of it because id rather you know watch a movie then get "hammered." aw haha im being owned on here hopefully someone believes i am an intelligent person and ignores the internet persona... boo-urns...
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She is really pretty. I think the "yo" thing is cute, she's only 19. She talks kind of ghetto but she seems down to earth.
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Very pretty, loves drum and bass hot to me. Gotta work on those communication skills a bit, but I like her!
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Is it just me or does she look like that Faith chick from Buffy?
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Yes yes yes.
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she's cute. i wanted to shoot myself reading her answers though. its totally put on...no one talks like that naturally unless your a guido from "joisey". it was making my brain rot lol.
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Oh my God!!! You look like Penélope Cruz!!!! Are you kidding me???
Oh! and you try too hard to meke clear you're white...maybe you should accept you're not white but, eh! that's cool! What's your problem with not being white?
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cute......but we all know pretty gets beautiful; cute gets old.....
looks white, acts black and is hispanic.....i think i'm as confused as she is...
props to the apparently miracle-working pushup bra in your pics; they look much nicer than a-cups
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just thought I'd pass along to the sports fans here that Mexico has officially disbanded (ended for all the BLOTDs out there) their Olympic team.....
seems that everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the U.S.....
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Yo, she like, is so immature sounding, yo. Yo. Yo, she wants to be seen as yo, someone who, yo, can't speak proper English, yo.
Get a dictionary and thesaurus and possibly some hooked on phonics or something to help your grammar. It makes you uglier when you seem stupid.
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she's pretty fine.
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You're pretty attractive I was like WOW beauty when I saw the pic, but it was downhill from there after I read you're answers.. I suggest you sit with a thesaurus and learn some new vocab =) Your ghetto talk is just a put off...
Other than that, one of the top BLOTD, and ur boobs are fine
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I think she's really attractive; very cute. As for everyone commenting about her personality - just remember what you were like when you were starting college; hopefully not the same as you are now.
And whoever said this "seems that everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the U.S….. " - OUCH; not very friendly at all.
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Or perhaps "drift" instead of dwindle... hmmmm... anyway a pretty girl by all accounts
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Ysanya, hook us up w/ some ghetto booty shots! Chop chop!
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some ignorant ass motherfuckers post on these boards.
I don't see all this racial self-hatred here. For a Nuyorican, she is pretty white. I just love it when white people try to pontificate on Hispanic culture because they were Spanish majors in college or some other bullshit college course/book they read that they feel now makes them qualified.
Por favor, callense la boca - que suenan como unos idiotas de categoria.
Ysanya - estas lindisima - I do hope you speak Spanish - I've met way too many Nuyoricans and Mexican-Americans who can't (in college and elsewhere)- and that's a fucking shame - it's a beautiful language when spoken correctly.
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I missed the haley joel osman looking panda with the deformed arm angle on the last page ahaha....sporting bangs and rocking the east coast style mullet...pause...
start rocking that clean fade with the ill shape up and points...she would have her arms around your neck pettin the head my dude.
my fade > Michael "prison break" fade
crispy
Bastardly pandas also need to quit sh1ttin on her use of NY colloquialism..dead it...all you pandas use colloquialism... birds acting like they were born in merry old england aristocracy or something.
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Eh, just ok.
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She has a spoilt brat face, what a turn off.
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where's the full body pics???
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cute
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The correct definition of Dwindle is: To diminish, become less
If your want to use a word but your not sure of the definition LOOK IT UP!! Using words that you don't know the meaning of makes you seem like a dumb ass NOT at all intelligent.
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I don't think she's pretty, maybe because I have just seen pictures of Jessica Alba.
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there was alot of peurto ricans at my high school, and I can tell you they were ALL gorgeous. Compared to them this girl is average at best. But of course compare to the rest of us, she's wayyyy above average.
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i LOOOOVE brunette girls with big beautiful brown eyes. your body is great!! at least you agree double Ds would be too much. Cheers! (not sure i like the "yo" all the time) :)
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You know what's funny? If you tell someone here in Houston that they are Puerto Rican, they will curse you from here to next week.
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if you didn't want HONEST comments you shouldn't have posted your photos! you're getting way too emotional. Most of the bastardly girls don't even reply on their OWN lady of the day post, much less, post over and over. Chill....yo.
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cool name. i think your tit size is just fine and you look pretty hot in glasses (without the weird face). overall B+.
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Evanty,
Angry much? Shouldn't you be over in Germany with the other neo-nazi goons getting ready for the World Cup?
You better get used to the latinos in the US numbnuts, we're here to stay.
que te la pases bien,
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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she reminds me of Svetlana from the Real World.
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Shit dawgs, i is bastardly because i is bastardizing the english language.
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Get over it you guys. No one seems to be good enough on here. This girl is really really pretty and yes, at first was trying to sound cool with her answers. Then when she was called out for being stupid or trying ot act ghetto she responded...and rather intelligently I admit.
But that's apparently not enough...and for some of you its fuel to the fire! She could be dumb as dirt....shes on thebastardly for you to look at her pics....not to evaluate her level of intelligence! You guys are lame.
Yo yo, Ysanya...you go girl...you are hot...and apparently have a brain...tell the haters to screw.
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que tal le gustaria -
unfortunately for your deportation fantasies, I was born in the US - which makes this "My Country" as well. I am an American - every bit as much as you. Does that get your panties knotted up in a furious rage, Mr. Racist?
It's funny how this illegal immigration debate has really outed all the closet racists hasn't it?
It's one thing to oppose illegals - but to call me an ape? Wow. And your legal threats? Oh please. I'm scared, really. I'm sure the illegals are too, really. I'm serious. I really mean it.
Legal or Illegal - latinos are here to stay. Deal with it.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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DOOM
You called him a Nazi, and then you call him a racist? Yeah, everybody's a racist when they don't like you. The word doesn't even mean anything anymore.
Yeah Latinos are here and that's fine...I love them...as long as they have some respect for the people who have lived in this country for generations, fought wars to keep us free and built this country...fuck La Raza, now THAT'S racist.
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Yo...this bitch is fucking crazy yo! Meow...she would be hot if she didn't try to talk like the crew yo! Meow! Boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! No!
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I love her too
can we have a round 2 of pics please?
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Finally I can truly say this one is the best one from them all. She's beautiful! Way too ghetto at first, but she fixed that with the rest of her comments. Lovely! And that's the perfect boob-size (won't get saggy, big enough). No surgeries needed!
Jennifer, I don't think you've been to this website in...a year? Most BLOTDs reply and are very rude about it, too.
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Oh lord, I'm going to start race wars in the white girl postings, this is beyond ridiculous! How did we get from this girl is hot to illegal immigration? C'mon now!
Anyway, she's very pretty and once again is a junglist, like moi, thus I like her. She's 19! Most American teenagers speak like that (whoever wrote that its "acting black" needs a big does of STFU!) across the damn nation. I'm not saying its right, because it isn't, but plenty of Midwestern white kids talk just like that. Hopefully she'll grow out of it, or at least only use it in a colloquial fashion. Once again you miss the important fact that she like DRUM and BASS and therefore is awesome, unless she only knows about LTJ Bukem and Roni Size and thus is just a poseur. LOL
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pretty girl, ugly mouth.
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Pretty hot, although being twice her age I'm probably going to some sort of hell for saying so.
Glad to see her lose the ghetto talk in her comments.
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Your really sexy,but were you angry when you took these pics?
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You're absolutely right. Wrong forum for political buullsshhiitt. I apologize ,. The girl doesn't seem special , she's cute but kinda dumb . Who is she anyway/ a spank bank nominee? Yo , I vote no.
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You are really cute girl...and I must admit, when I was your age, I used to talk all ghetto too. Also said hair like "Hur" and here like "Hur" and "over thur". Now I'm 23 and grown out of that but I'm still pretty ghetto.
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so Ysanya...
any more responses to the comments? i suggest you try to redeem your hilarious foot-in-mouth definition mistake with a few well chosen BIG words.
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Agreed. She's cute.
Agreed. She's hella dumb.
Agreed. She needs to stop fuck'n posting.
Who does that? We are here to judge, not get to know her as a person.
Annoying...
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The most beautiful BLOTD so far.......I'm woman, straight, not jealous so i said it.....
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Daddy likes what he sees! Yo, fo sure dawg.
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Um Conquistadora:
did you not read Evanty's post? (#62). What else do you take that to mean?
I also had no intention of turning this into an illegal immigration debate - my point is that try all you might, you are not going to stop it. When people are desperate to get out of some third world hellhole they'll do anything to get here. Deport them all you want, they'll keep coming back. The problem is that they have to fix the home country - but that's a whole other fucked up ball of wax. Those racist white folk who hide their racism under the "illegally in this country" argument have to admit that latinos are not going away. I did not mean that as arrogance - merely making a statement of fact. If you consider that arrogance, so be it.
And yes, I agree "La Raza" is incredibly racist. Anyway, I don't take kindly to being called an "ape".
peace
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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gorgeous.
but wtf? I didn't even bother reading all of her answers. I hope she doesn't talk like this in real life. If so, I bet she just gets blocked out while people just watch her talk. Would probably seem better that way.
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beautiful young girl...needs to grow up and learn to be herself though....enough of the ghetto speak...you sound like an idiot.
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Sorry. She digs cats. That means her place/apartment has that splended, skanky odor of cat box and dry cat food and cat urine and...well, CAT. And on her clothes? CAT fur. There are CAT things on her dresser or on her desk. On her keychain? Something to do with a CAT. She owns 7 CAT tee-shirts. And there are stuffed CATS on her bed. If a CAT wanted to borrow money, she'd lend it to the CAT. And the CAT would make her lie on the wet spot.
My fave cat's a fur pancake cat.
The ones I see in the rearview mirror.
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btw: top of page 3? Totally Penelope Cruz.
I understand she's a cat freak, too.
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No worries Ysanya, you can talk ghetto to me any time.
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She's pretty- probably the best thus far. Very exotic looking, beautiful eyes and dark hair. Looks a little like Svetlana from The Real World.
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pretty.. yo.
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Very Pretty, you will blossom! loose the "yo, sup, siiick" stuff..
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she is the best so far ! IMO
Im looking foward to the summer bikini edition pic set
can we get that pic set please?
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nodakgirl, ROFL! :D
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this girl is a FOX, but i understand where she is coming from with wanting the B cups.. i think that shed look a whole lot better with some more curves.
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Lol @ wanting laws to be followed and respected...tell that to the multi-nationals...check the stats of the # of illegal immigrants in the US before and after nafta, see how much it ballooned....multi-nationals go into to these cheap countries and rape them... farmers are wiped out by cheaper american products and they come to the US first...that causes a trickle down effect into all parts of their economy, then bringing the rest across the border....first world farming subsidies destroys livelyhoods... but lets send all these beanners back right?. lol. fukk outta here.
I agree though they also need to fix their countries...the problem is people like lily white mexican crakkka's are corrupt as hell and they are not gonna get less corrupt, so they outsource the fukking peasants and low skilled types here to get rid of people that might rebel against them, to stablize their own job markets, and get them to send back money in thus boost up the mexican economy.... this is basiclly a situation that is great for them...it would take an immense amount of US bribery to get them to trade this sytem in and actually work on reviving their own economy...
So we're stuck between a rock and hard place cause our companies want this labor and aren't willing to change trade practices(the drive against illegal immigration is occuring at the lower levels of society...IE you conquistadora and gusteria...not so much at the higher levels who like to exploit cheap labour) but we also we need internal mexican reform...and outside of invading mexico, the only way to convince the mexican political crakkka elite to get rid of this sweet system they have is to bribe them to oblivion...
From the top to the bottom it's disgusting...lol @ absolving america of any blame... you pandas, like everything else, are looking at this as a black and white issue.
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It's a complicated issue that we could talk about for hours...but I'm so sick of some of you and your "lily white" and "crakka" comments, and you have the fucking balls to get angry when someone calls YOU something derogatory. Really, stop blaming white people for everything you're not happy with. YOU make it a "black and white" issue.
There are trade issues, etc., but capitalism is not a bad thing. It provides jobs (to me and immigrants, legal and illegal). I share your concern with "multi-nationals" gobbling up everything, but I STILL want the laws of my country respected. I want immigrants to come - legally - and I don't particularly want 100-200 million of them coming within the next 20 years. And no, I don't blame American for all the fucked-up problems of Mexico and every other country with people dying to come here. That's way too simple.
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She's a prettier version of Penelope Cruz
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Ay yo why are you birds so sensitive?...are you going to deny mexican crakkas are not corrupt cause I called them a derogotary name?.... When I said black and white issues I am referring to pandas not making an effort to look at the gray areas...not race...second, I never get angry, it's a bait mechanism...peep the gods trail of victims...third, shut the fukk up about my choice colloquial usage....senstivie panda...
Now to the issue at hand...you missed the point entirely...nobody cares about you wanting illigals here legally or illegal respecting laws your thought on capitalism and all that garbage...you're irrelavent in the matter...ECONOMICS dictates some greasy mexijews come here and get hired by greasier white cunts. Economics are always going to win in the end not your little laws.... If mexicans want to be used up like cunt rags, most people WHO MATTER dont care, they just take advantage.
International trade laws can save these poor mexicans in combination with internal reforms like land reform and government oversight... But are you willing to trade a better and healthier mexico for lower stock returns in Nabisco and Coca Cola?... This is economics bird, get it through your head that you and the rest of the lower levels of societies oppinnion on the matter is irrelavent.
Seriously though...that you really care if mexicans want to move here is mind-boggling when unfair trade policies is the reason most of them are here anyway...they are also low maintance as hell with rather high performance... what your real beef, you don't like beaners?
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Nodak,
I got a cat. The fucking thing shits in a litter box and pisses on my clothes on the floor. Why? I have no fucking clue. I clean the box, she shits in there and then pisses wherever. Then, i pour food into the CATS bowl, and while eating the little fucker slops cat food all over the kitchen floor. Then i'm playing video games and the DAMN CAT makes love to my arm, i ignore, and it lays down with its asshole on my elbow.
Then after i give in and pet the damn bastard cat, the fucker wants to back its little spade ass into my hand. I DONT WANT TO FINGER BANG CAT. I put the damn thing outside and it claws the SHIT out of my door. The fucking piece of hell cat has schizophrenia. You walk 5 feet from it and it runs for the hills. You mind your business playing video games and it molests your forearm. You clean its box it pisses and sometimes shits on the floor. All over my clothes. In the corner of the closet. On the floor mat that is there for you to step on when you get out the shower. Sometimes, when im watching video games, after blazing, the DAMN SHINING ANIMAL sits there a few feet away and STARES for hours. It creeps the SHIT out of me.
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My favorite BLOTD of the last couple of months. First girl with a legitimate claim to hotness. So many others have been straight up ugly!
Personality (which makes or breaks hotness for me):
-good: At first I loved the page 1 answers. I'm thinking, she's totally playing up this absurd persona, being random and exaggerating for fun. Ghetto/slang/whatever you call it---language can be amazing & smart without being 'proper English'.
-bad: But then she got all defensive in the comments, especially the really stupid 'dwindle' one. Taking herself seriously after all. Boo, I hoped for better.
Looks:
-good: pages 1 to the top of 5, although personally I hate the pouty faces. Too posed, too obviously trying to look 'hot'. The bottom one on page 3, however, was naturally beautiful, NOTHING fake, uniquely gorgeous. Ysanya, if you are reading this, stick with that look! You've got something other girls can't fake. Also, I found the ear pic sensual, sexy, and hotter than most porn.
-bad: Am I the only one to notice how her face changes from pic to pic? Especially in the last three pictures (which all seem like high school) she is Not Hot at all. It looks like she's had a nose job since then, a really good one, because in the more recent pictures it is pleasingly imperfect.
Overall: wish she hadn't opened her mouth in the comments. That (plus contrasting her 'yo, yo' schtick with the Abercrombie & Fitch jacket on page 5) and she seems way more self-centered than at first. BUT: still the hottest BLOTD that I can remember. More girls like her, please. Stupid + hot = still fun to look at. Stupid + ugly = waste of time.
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crack:
once again pure genius.
and the rest of you fuckers
take a page out of crack's book
a little more making me laugh
a little less with the Frontline shit
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Yeah, I hate fucking Mexicans...that's it...you happy?
Nah, I just don't like your shitty arrogant attitude, asshole.
The drive against illegals is going on with the working class cause we care about where our taxes go, & we don't want them going for social services for millions of poor people pouring into the country. Get it? It's all in the numbers. The rich own the companies and hire the gardeners, so they don't mind...It's my taxes, so my view is relevant. And nobody said anything about sending the "beaners" back (not all of them anyway), so what the fuck are you going on and on about, dickhead? Wah, wah...it's all America's fault. If you hate the US so much, just fucking LEAVE. Please
John, if you don't like the Frontline posts, skip 'em (like I skip over your obnoxious kaidu-looking posts)
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Conquistadora:
no that is not okay
your purpose
and the purpose of all humanity
is to provide for my amusement
so hop to it
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http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=MjZiYTExMTQ2OTZjYTE3NTkxZTYwNDJjMjM...
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* haiku
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She is def. pretty! and she soo doesn't need a boob job, her boobs like plump enough, i didn't even think they were A's till she said it, she is beautiful
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johnny boy...your arrogance is reaching Hero level...i suggest you fall backk...your arms too short to box with god.
Conquis...lol @ you resorting to googling conservative rightist articles...on the margin, illegal immigrants are beneficial to our economy, they add GDP... you are spewing the same hysterical b.s. people that you are programmed to spew by cunts much smarter and manupilative...and tell me, these cunts hate immigration because they believe it reduces economic opportunity for them... but these are teh same cunts that hate abortion? If they think a couple of sardine packed mexicans are a drain on resources, what about all those evil children that would be around today if they hadn't been killed off?...:)
And just to throw some more salt on the "illegals are leaching off of our country and taking our taxes" crowd...their numbers are myopic...the money siphoned off by 12 million illegal immigrants is a drop in the ocean compared to the billions of dollars the United States and other industrialized countries plunder from the countries these folks are fleeing.
Allowing the victims of the global economy to sew our jeans and pick our tomatoes for less than we would do so ourselves is a deeply perverted system of global welfare... a corrupt and inhumane solution to underconsumption in the advanced capitalist societies.... you love neoliberal capitalism but don't like the consequences of beaners fleeing?...You want to have your your cake and eat too cunt... hide behind some faux apathy for beaners and saving taxes BS when you're eating off their backs you cunt...
Instead of crying about keeping illegals out why don't you start barking about reforming nafta?...It has to do with eliveating pressures that put Mexico in the situation it's in...this is not about disliking america...nafta and neoliberal reform in Mexico have displaced millions of Mexican campesinos and led to huge shifts in employment...the consequences of which are no doubt responsible for a large amount of the pressure to jump the border you bird...
What about scrapping neoliberalism and other regional free trade regimes?... not many economic refugees fleeing the Asian tigers these days...you and your ilk are on some reactionary ignorant garbage...fall back and get at me when youve thought this through.
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I don't know what it would take for Mexico to get its shit together, but putting an end to some of the corruption would be a start. And maybe somehow using their large oil resources to its advantage?
You are wrong...it is certainly debatable how much illegals contribute when compared to the money for social services (welfare, healthcare, English-as-second-language education, education IN GENERAL). Yeah, I know...companies don't pay them much, so they charge less for products/produce, which helps our economy...But still, they cost more (and will end up costing more) in the future and when they bring all of their extended families (including elderly parents) here and put them on Medicaid. I will repeat: I don't mind immigrants coming, but not so many, and not so many that don't even have high school diplomas. I'm being practical, not emotional on this issue. It's not "hysterical", it's called getting your head out of your ass. You probably wear a Che t-shirt too.
"Allowing the victims of the global economy to sew our jeans and pick our tomatoes for less than we would do so ourselves is a deeply perverted system of global welfare"
No its not. If I were in a poor country, I'd pick tomatoes for less than an American makes because it's either that, or I don't eat. Are you saying that it's ok for the illegals to form a permanent underclass here, but not ok for someone in a third-world country to make less than an American?
"these cunts hate immigration because they believe it reduces economic opportunity for them" - no! Does the law mean fucking NOTHING? And I haven't even gone into the benefits of knowing who the hell is in the country (border security). No need to argue -
your mother's a cunt, not me.
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I just read the article you posted...it doesn't contradict anything i said....matter of fact i think the faggit has been reading my posts...there is some garbage in there though...
oil revenue is not even close too enough...again...they need internal mexican reform...deregulation backed by HONEST government oversight, severe downturn in corruption, higher taxes and a more robost safety net, land reform etc...the other half you aren't willing to accept cause you have been unable to wrap your little head around it...
The shitty hole mexico is in is a direct result of the Peso crisis of 82 and the resulting shift from import-substitution industrialization to export led development and neoliberalism...
Let me repeat this again...this is pretty much a NAFTA issue...the enshrined agreement makes Mexico a cheap labour haven, so moving north becomes economically profitable...A Mexico-US government alliance to reign in foreign investors and implement a real development reform program starting at the border and moving south will solve the problem in 10 years.... but that is about as likely to happen as the return of Montezuma...pandas make this ever more difficult of occuring because they bark uninformed oppinions...
business needs cheap labour to maintain profit margins...without the exploited illigal workers, the US economy would be in dire straits...whoever is telling you otherwise is lying...point blank...even if they cost anything, it's minor and nullfied because NAFTA has been good for the US...it has allowed the US corporations to move on to these cheap countries and make the US billions while raping their economy...you're complaining about stealing a pot of gold...bringing it home and then having someone take one coin....more illegals, i believe their is a threshold, and the benefits will surely deminish...never denied this and i'm not for unfettered immigration, contrary to perception...
"Are you saying that it’s ok for the illegals to form a permanent underclass here, but not ok for someone in a third-world country to make less than an American?"
child...im for them being able pick tomatoes in their own countries...they cant...that is why they are here...do you understand subsidies and what it does to farmer livelihoods in third world countries?...how it eliminates domestic markets for agricultural products...how they can no longer afford agricultural inputs and are then forced sell their lands...do you understand why your barking is irrelevant?...
"no! Does the law mean fucking NOTHING?"
you have no ability to internalize and integegrate objective data in context...the main reason you stated you dont want them is because you believe they will reduce your economic opportunities...ie higher taxes, medicaid, less disposable income and all that garbage...I understand wanting laws followed...but again ECONOMICS dictates...the establishment wants cheap labor...when was the last time ANY president, democrat or republican, actually stood up to business interests and didnt blink?...they will always kill any proposals to fine employers of illegal immigrants and will always be around willing to pay the immigrant 7-8 dollars instead of paying the American 15-18/hr....the laws are not followed because business does not want them followed...you are blaming the wrong persons panda...if mexijews knew they wouldn't get hired by crakkkas...most wouldn't be here...
I'm not going to continue writing paragraphs for chimps...If you ever want to learn something in your life (clearly your education has failed you) read my posts and let it marinate.
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Nodakgirl I used to think you were funny but now
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If you weren't such an arrogant nasty fuck I might enjoy reading what you have to say. What are we arguing about? We both agree that unfettered immigration is not a good thing, we need an end to corruption in Mexico, etc. You seem to want to throw around your "knowledge" of NAFTA, the Peso crisis of '82 and neoliberalism...I can wrap my "little head" around anything, thanks, but I don't have the facts about what was going on 24 years ago so I can't debate you on that. On the same note, maybe "a Mexico-US government alliance to reign in foreign investors and implement a real development reform program starting at the border and moving south will solve the problem in 10 years"...if you say so...whatever it takes, as long as it helps both our countries.
business needs cheap labour to maintain profit margins - yes, I get it. But still, less immigrants please...and legal ones (change immigration laws so we have quotas for the unskilled workers we need in the industries we need them in) so we know more about who the hell is in the country. The population of the US is 270 now. I don't want 100+ more people here over the next 10-20 years. Plus the drain on social services. Overcrowding in schools. The fact that it's unfair to all the people trying to come here legally. The fact that our laws should be respected, or else they mean nothing. The fact that some of them (albeit a small fraction) hate Americans (La Raza). The fact that some of these companies should be paying a decent wage to citizens and legal immigrants in the first place.
Once AGAIN, what the fuck are you going on and on about? "Economics dictate...the laws are not followed because business does not want them followed" - um, yeah, I got that. My beef is with the US Senate, not the immigrants personally. You say I'm "blaming the wrong persons"...who do you think I'm blaming?
"you have no ability to internalize and integegrate objective data in context"...oh geez, you're so full of shit. And just when I was about to agree with you about the effects of subsidies on third-world countries. Congratulations, you sound like a real dick. Fucking monkey. (Normally I don't resort to excessive name-calling, but since you started it, I'll get down in the gutter with you.)
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"We both agree that unfettered immigration is not a good thing"
In the far future...we haven't even close to reached the threshold...the immigrants here will be granted citizenship, they all should be given the chnace to become citezens....the immigration debate today is 90% political posturing and the 100+ is hysterical BS... I could explain why this is the correct decision but im not your professor, head over to lexis nexis.
Throwing this nafta, neoliberal stuff around...you should understand the real causes and effects of the problem, the real solutions... this is simple international econ, i'm mildy satisfied that i was able to get this through your dense head...
"change immigration laws so we have quotas for the unskilled workers we need in the industries we need them in"
That will not work, it's recipe for a downturn in wages for everybody... I would explain but youre too stupid...working class people like yourself will suffer if this becomes law...
"I was about to agree with you about the effects of subsidies on third-world countries"
Lol @ I was about to agree as if the arguments validity rest on you agreeing with it...this why i've been calling you stupid...
stop complaining that hero is mean and arrogant... that is a very relevant point, because hero is tired of childrens going "I will ignore the majority of your points and instead of treating the acidity of them as product of my own argument I will instead make myself feel good by believing that he is using them because he has nothing but ad homeniems"
The idea that we should treat stupidity in a civil mannor at the cost of childrens crying "non substance" if we don't annoys hero.... Hero skimmed the rest of your BS argument, i don't have the patience to respond to them... I can tell you that any vulgarity on my part is probably do to your ignorance on the subject, substandards argumentative skills which can annoy a dude.
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You can't explain anything. This lack of skill is obviously frustrating to you.
There is little substance to your rants and for the 10th time I don't get what your fucking point is.
Thought you weren't going to write again. It's so funny how you try so hard to sound educated and intelligent, but you're still full of shit. Why do you assume I'm working class? Does it make you feel superior to think I am?
Illegal immigrants should not be given citizenship -- at least not soon, without penalties, and w/o the legal ones getting it first.
Your next-to-last paragraph is 100% bullshit. You're vulgar because you don't have the skills to carry on a rational, intelligent, civil discussion. Plus you refer to yourself in third-person. And because you're a goddamned monkey.
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This has long ago evolved from me responding to try and teach to me now insulting you...
Again...
“I was about to agree with you about the effects of subsidies on third-world countries...but you hurt my feelingsâ€
Ive been telling you about subsides from the first post child...you know what conquis, this is now pointless....you disagreed because of your biasness and my insulting your ignorance not because of the validity of my claims...
Basiclly the fact that you ask hero to explain and "prove" to you why immigrants should be given citenship and why quotas will not work shows that you do not have the background to engage in a conversation about the subject anyway. Your ah grasp of it generally means the hero can only hope to speak past you....you will disagree if i insult you... your have a crappy grasp of near abroad history also, your usual misunderstanding of relevance and generall bluster based on incomprension. Feel free to go reread my posts.
As for being frustrated, hero isn't furstrated Hero just doesn't like getting his ankle's bit... If there is one constant with you mam is that you bark in fields you have only google and FOX news to guide you on... The result usually is a twofold mix of egotism( ie I disagree, you called me stupid, explain!!!) and ignorance (also....ieI disagree, you called me stupid, explain!!!)
So hero is basiclly gonna stop paying attention to you... because basiclly if you have to ask Hero to prove and explain every single shit to you...that tells Hero what he should have known from the start, that you have nothing to offer to him on this subject.
Just please ignore Hero
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Because you never made a fucking point! I don't CARE to discuss subsidies. Stop with the NAFTA/subsidies shit. There may indeed be some "validity" to your claims, but they don't make a difference; I made my point - which was to state my opinion about illegal immigration. Thanks for the mediocre, half-assed history lesson anyway. I learned so much. Here's another point: I'm not biased, nor racist, nor any other one of these words that fat-headed egoists like you like to pull out of their asses, just because I have a big fucking problem with millions of illegal immigrants being allowed to flood into this country in a relatively short period of time. First you say you don't agree with unfettered immigration either, then you attack me and call me biased. Your arguments have no substance, no point and no focus. On top of THAT, you feel inclined to assume I'm working class without knowing your ass from a hole in the ground, you assume you know what all of my news sources/political leanings are because of my stance on this issue, you call me and people that agree with me "hysterical" because we care about the future of our country and want something done about open borders. You really do sound like an arrogant, narcissistic dickhead that likes to insult anyone that has a different point of view in order to try to feel better about yourself. And your writing stinks of pretension. Go fuck yourself, and have a nice day.
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MODEL PRETTY : )
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Very beautiful, and we can tell she's a freak, 9/10 at least
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Based only on physical beauty, probably the best Bastardly Lady of the Day of all time. Honest. As someone mentioned, she does sound a lot cooler in her posts on here then in her original interview.
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WOW U IS SO SEXY I WANT 2 GET 2 KNO U Z FRIENDZ SO GET @ ME IF U GOT TIME
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she does not. you should already know that since america is flooded with mexicans!
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I'd definetely do her...
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she's a hottie... hotter than most of the lame celebs posted on here.
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She's pretty hot but sounds like she has lousy taste in music and the "yo" shit just makes her sound like a retard. But definitely Bastardly. You go Lasagna! Yo!
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i remember her..
I would love to shave her buttocks.. and spank her
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meh
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She could be alot better
if she didnt talk:)
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she is damn cute and i really would give a lot to fuck her
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PR chicks are dirty. No thanks.
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to be into photography as much as you says, well, I was expecting some better quality pix... the one where you tongue wash that (lucky bastard) boy it's my favourite. Anyhow you like Boards of Canda WHAT THE FUCK I've been at their gigs last week, grrl you're cool and I donna dig ya with luv
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Gorgeous girl!! But I don't like the "yo" language, unless the girl is joking around or something.
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OH and she doesn't look Puerto Rican. More like..spanish or something of the sort.
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Very sexy, plus she likes drum and bass...thats fuckin cool.
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"I am a pizza parlor whore in my town. I actually make pizzas, answer phones, and make people feel like morons when they order food incorrectly. Yeah that’s me. This is it."
You're stupid. "Dwindle". Retard!!!
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BTW, that 2nd picture of you with the hood on your head is ridiculous. Why would you ever think that was acceptable to post. Funny how you haven't posted in response to getting called out about the "dwindle" thing. Take an English class next time before you decide to put yourself out there. We speak English here, idiot.
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Very pretty. Needs to stop saying yo all the time. :-P
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You look Persian. And Persian girls are super hot.
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She's pretty, but, yo, it seems that having an intellectual conversation with her would be impossible.
Another pretty face with a crappy personality.
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loved her 'about me' segment. nice barrage of pics too. :)
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she is gorgeous! looks like a cross between eva longoria and roselyn sanchez=)
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¿Ysanya, tiene el famban barretoso? Porque Te deseo voy a meter de mira quien viene.
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dwindle.......... lol, maybe you meant dwell? But then again, that wouldn't work, I think Moss is right, dabble is the best replacement for dwindle in this case. But "dabbling" in advertising means you need a degree and some experience. Dabbling, by definition, is to have casual or superficial interest in something. I personally would not dabble in advertising if I had to pay out the ass for college and then have shitty assistant "experience" along side it, I would make a career of it.
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beautiful girl, Nobody would think you are white though.
I thought hispanic or indian with good skin(so rare to see, start the hate mail).
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very pretty! she would get more points, though, if she stopped talking like Malibu's Most Wanted!!!!!!
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I agree with most of the posters. Very pretty, but a little too ghetto. How come no pictures from the back? I bet she has a great looking rear-end.
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Looks like a Eliza Dushku body double in some of the pics.
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sheesh..she's adorable but has a fricken' case of diarrhea of the mouth
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some of the pictures are very good i.e. the side angles. the other ones, straight on etc., aren't as good. she's still pretty, but i'm fairly certain her pics make her look better than she actually is.
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Moelicious is right. How's the booty? That's what I was hablaing about.
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a hottie, one of the best we've seen.
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Hey Van Doom--- Guess what? If you are illegal I'm going to slap you with a Felony and then deport you back to your slum , so when you swim the ocean , rivers , whatever to come back to my Country , I'm going to nab you and throw you in PRISON. That should slow your smackmouth down for a while , and all the rest of you illegals who say you are here to stay. Wait and find out. Folks in Law Enforcement laugh at apes like you.
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Girlfriend lookin' fine! Many jealous biatches on Bastardly!
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I love her! No boob job needed girl! I like your personality, and we share the same taste in muzak! I'm a big DnB / techno freak as well. You are beautiful hun! I would give you a 10 but nobody is a 10!
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pretty. and Y. can u tell us more about the project you took the licking ear picture for? sounds intresting. Sometimes the push up is too much but besides that u r a 10 in my books. not too much make up too :)
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Dearest Victor Von Dumb : I am not threatening you or any other legal resident or citizen. I am of South American descent , My Father entered this country legally and became a U.S. citizen--My Mother , too. The point I am making is that if WE had to LEGALLY become citizens @ our own expense , so be it . You must follow a Country's Laws. I have many Latino , Puerto Rican , Central American , Spanish brothers ( Marine Corp.) that I carouse with and respect. We ALL believe in a Country's right to protect its borders and economy . Look at Mexico : they'll arrest and deport you for for NO REASON! In Europe , if your papers aren't in order , you can't work or cross into a different country. Personally , I love the U.S. and I lurves me Latino Chiquitas , but your arrogance and swagger pissed me off so bad I considered you an enemy. I am referring to illegal immigrants of ALL races , you are obviously an American idiot. Lots of those around , but not as dumb as you.
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Hot n spicy.Just how I like them.But I hate the stupid "kissey face" pouts.That's all the girls on myspace do is pout in their pics.Smile..Pouting is not hot out all.
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hmmm, listens to Boards of Canada and speaks with a ghetto neeew yookk accent? and puerto rican and cute? are there more girls like you in NYC? because im from texas and...
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Yow! This ones a keeper too.
She's hot, has a very pretty smile, looks like a fan-fucking-tastic body.
Just didn't like her try and being 'street'. She looks much, much better than trying to play that role. I'd bet she's pretty damn smart, but uses that 'yo boniqua' crap because it's cool. That makes me sad. Don't make the chef sad, be yo smart self dawg ; ^p
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Very pretty face. Great eyebrows.
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Very very pretty.
Reminds me of Lisa S, not the looks!!! But the defensive responses of her postings. Probably needs to grow up a bit, but once again, very beautiful to look at!!
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The girl is pretty.
For DOOM: Sorry, I just have to say, most (white) people aren't racist against Latinos..they just want U.S. law respected and followed. Nothing personal against anyone. And yes, the home countries need to fix themselves - exactly
peace x
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Nodakgirl I used to think you were funny but now I see you are the biggest idiot on this board. Trying too hard to be funny makes you sound like a retard, you are an ignorant smelly cunt.
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U COULD FIND ME AT THEKIDBERT13 AT YAHOO COM SO WELL TALK BE SAFE...
$BERT$
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to #5 i meant ^
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and i feel like she tried too hard to sound really cool and laid back with her answers...."yo" get the fuck out of here haha
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super hot!!!!!!
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it hurt my head reading the interview.
she's pretty. obviously jailbait...pretty none-the less though.
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a little ruff around the edges, one she matures I am sure she will mellow...yo
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to moss. "dwindle" in the field of advertising photography. what do you think it means? exactly what it fucking says. hopefully one day i will venture into that field. i sound like who? thank you for inserting a reference i wouldnt know because i dont watch fucking americas top model. jesus. no. i dont sound like anything. i sound like myself. you sound like a pretentious asshole who wants to put the blotd girls down because most, most, not i, are fucking retarded and are complete invalids. i myself am not. im sorry. be nice. i am. and i meant i look white as in most peopel who meet me dont think i am puerto rican, and all my friends are white, so i dont really have an accent or anything. i dont self hate. but you just hate all around. come on i said. be nice be nice. lets be bffs. whooo.
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She is hot and actually has some realistic goals, give her props.... She does look young, although 19 would explain this.....
Ysanya - You look hot, love LOVE the pouty pictures, who could say no to that, NOT I. Keep looking hot...
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moss why the hell are u bothering to actually analyzing everything that she wrote so you could find one freakin imperfection she has! Ur just fucking jealous cuz she is stunning and ur probably nothing next to her!
In the bastardly we don't judge her by her freakin vocab/grammar mistakes!
get a life!
seriously!
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Painfully Plain. And you shouldnt be proud that youre a fucking stinky immigrant who lacks proper grammer skills. Go back to Puerto Rico and sell your body on a street corner for 9.99 you high school slut.
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Riiiiiiight, I don't think us bastards should be limited to what exactly we can be bastards about. Be it grammar, looks, personality, or talents, if one of the is below par the bastards will come out to play, especially if we lack in the same department! Hell, that's what makes us bastardly!
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Is it just me or does she look like a young Emmanuelle Vaugier from 2 and a half men.
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0891275/iid_944114.jpg?path=pgallery&path...
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You're going to "dwindle" into advertising ? What does that mean exactly? You write like Jade from America's Next Top Model.. Trying to sound all intellectual and hip and really sounding quite ridiculous.
Cute face & looks, I like the corset top in the last picture.
It's pretty sad that you think you look "white". You look pretty brown to me. I don't think that is a bad thing but you seem to. Nothing like a little self-hatred to make your beauty vanish, and your insecurity makes you easy prey for a manipulative type guy.
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“dwindle†in the field of advertising photography. what do you think it means? exactly what it fucking says.
dwindle means to diminish, to grow smaller. Ever heard of a dictionary?
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I dig this broad....she reminds me of my piff huxtable, livin lavy and puffin on don riveras new york steelo...thats how we do it here in gotham... it's theodore pendergrass level swagger. sh!ts disgustin...no jelly beans
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i meant i look white as in most peopel who meet me dont think i am puerto rican, and all my friends are white
racial self hatred, a common theme of blotds.
Be nice? LOL... you should have posted your pics on the Sesame Street website for that.
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maybe you mean "dabble"
I am cracking up laughing that you actually think "dwindle" is an appropriate word. Too funny. You are a self-righteous moron.
:D
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I think she ment "dabble" maybe?
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Ok. 19. You're officially NOT jailbait. Especially not in South Carolina. You're now a member of the spank bank. xoxo.
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Does anyone else think this girl looks like Svetlana Shusterman...I mean I would hit it!!!!!!!
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someone pointed out that she'd be easy prey for a manipulative dude and that's just what happened to the big mouthed "dwindler": she got screwed by that al yankovitch wannabe from chromeo then got called out by some haters after obsessively trickin out her page about him. she was in "love" after spreading her legs for him after a show (seriously, i feel sorry for the dude. she was suffocating online!) turns out he fucks groupies after every show -- surprise surprise! she's kept a lid on it since... just like she shut her trap after getting called out on her "dwindling" vocab. dumb bitch.
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You have a scar over your left eye. That disqualifies you.
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Hey lasagna....I'll have a large pizza with pepperoni and a double dose of cheese thick crust please...and chop chop....
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Ok I'm sorry...Ysanya, you are a pretty girl. And just loved the first picture, very sexy I might add. Nice face features, I don't know about the rest of your pictures tho, you might need to get a new photographer..but anyway, I think you are pretty, still very young, I think. But hang in there, Your goals may just come true, if you set yourself to make them a reality.
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Is she really retarded of just come across like that? I don't mean no disrespect to the acutaly mentally retarded population. I'm being serious. As for looks, eh-average.
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I bet you, she looks better: Naked and without that little boy in striped shirt.
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Ysanya, you look fantastic the way you are. Very cute and very sexy. Now, I would like to see some more recent pics...
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wow, shes damn hot!
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First thing,the number of comments on this posts is more than any sexy model or actress post,maybe even a half naked post.
Secondly,this girl is fucking awesome.......she is young,beautiful and cmon u dislike those boobs,i thnk they r among the best i have come across till now in my life.
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