Christina Aguilera & Jessica Alba: 2006 MTV Movie Awards Lesbian Fantasy
Monday, June 5th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
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- Check out all the photos from the MTV Movie Awards
- Kirstie Alley is Fat Again
- MTV Movie Awards: The Spoiler Edition
- Use My Computer shows off some more Caprice Bourret. My God. First click here & then here.
- Denise Richards out creeps Charlie Sheen
- Jessica "Camel Toe" Simpson Strikes Again
- Britney Spears Signs Divorce Papers
- Keira Knightley Talks Like A Drunken Sailor
- Jennifer Garner Says No to Pamela Ewing
- Paris Hilton vomits up her first single
- Have Colin Farrell & Lake Bell Secretly Wed?
- Heather Mills McCartney's porn past (mildly NSFW)
- Seven Samurai Remake
- Is Copperfield the New Fertility Drug?
- Every Rose Parade Has its Thorn
- Better than Catfish Tacos and Blackeyed Peas
- Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Hugs It Out
- Christina Aguilera is Made of Plastic
- An old can of Tuna filled w/ Pamela Anderson
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Oh my God! Jessica looks so huge in these pictures compared to Christina! So how skinny is Xtina??????
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Someone should make one of thoes flash thingies on Albas never changing facial expression.
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Christina is only 5'2 inches (like me!) She has TINY bones. Remember how bony she was as a preteen? I like her body now.. a little plush in the curves but still thin.
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I'll bang them both in a heatbeat !
But if I had to chose, I'd bang Chirstina.
She has a gr8 voice and It'll be nice to hear her sing and scream in pleasure when I make her come ;)
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Yay to BAC. Nay to Christina BAC. It's a little too meaty and saggy. Probably what her cunt looks like.
She only has one tired look and any deviation from that makes her look like crap. She surely is "plastic" with those fake tits and that fake look.
Girls: don't get boob jobs just to make them bigger. It's a turn-off and so 90's.
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Christinas dress looks like an elongated disco ball. She looks sooooo fake. eeeeeeeeeew.
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"Christinas dress looks like an elongated disco ball. She looks sooooo fake."
I was trying to put my finger on a good word to describe Christina and I think "fake" works well, she looks like a highly bleach blonde mannequin or Barbie Doll. I'd still do her but there's no lightning bolt.
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Wow why waste time with these pics?
Seriously when bastardly has real lesbo action, please call us back next time. How can one even conclude that they're lesbians and they're just standing by each other.
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Christina Aguilera's performance was horrible. I think she waited for a standing ovation, and the only people through out the entire audience that did stand were two comedians. She should of chosen another single, "Aint No Other Man" can tend to be a little annoying after a while. That's not a good thing for a new song and sound (if you want to call it new).
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SO WAS SLOBBAS, STUPID.
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id fuck xtina, but alba i would kick to the curb shes such an ugly old haggard thing. maybe shed fuck xtina if it would further her career? the owners of this blog site have GOT to know shes on a downward slope of shittacularness.
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LOL CAMMI!!!! ID FUCK XTINA IN A FUCKIN SECOND, ID FUCKING KICK SLOBBA IN THE RIBS AND HER UGLY STUPID FACE IN AN EVEN QUICKER SECOND.
LESBIAN FANTASY MY ASS, XTINA IS THE HOTTEST.
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, XTINA IS SEXY AND SLOBBA IS A PILE OF SMELLY GOO.
DONT LIKE MY O[PINION? FUCKIN SUCK IT SLOBBA WORHSIPPERS
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i lovo you
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wow jessica is tall
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jess looks retarded and ugly, christina looks fake and disgusting
Amen.
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i agree about albas never changing facial expression. maybe thats why she cant act? and why she sumtimes seems boring and average. i still think shes beautiful sometimes though... just not her. she needs to wear her hair down.
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Kirstey Alley looks like Ursula from "The Little Mermaid"
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jessica simpson's camel toe is awesome. i am officially in love now.
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miley cyrus sucks ass
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CHRISTINA&JESSICA ARE FUCKING WHORES. CHRISTINA&JESSICA ARE FUCKING SLUTS. CHRISTINA&JESSICA ARE FUCKING CUNTS. CHRISTINA&JESSICA ARE FUCKING BITCHES. I FUCKING HATE CHRISTINA&JESSICA. CHRISTINA&JESSICA DESERVE TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.
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i think they look great,but i right now have a problem with lesbians,and gay's.a lesbian came into my world has a freind to my wife.before i knew it she took my wife of 23yrs.and destroyed our kids and my world,my now exwife always said that being gay as sick,boy i wish i recorded her so not into the gay sence at all,
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