Jessica Alba @ 2006 MTV Movie Awards - Outfit #1

she literally slapped the Horndogg Community in the face by wearing PANTYHOSE...

not cool.

its not that bad actually...
but i still reserve my comment

that was brilliant cindy :)

she looks like a washed up librarian, all she needs is the glasses and voila! Why does she always have the same stupid fake grin? It's so fake, her eyes never smile, and her lips just recede to bare her big teeth.

Those shoes are hideous

When did she get super skinny? Damn. And those hose and shoes. Damn.

Moelicious
she literally slapped the Horndogg Community in the face by wearing PANTYHOSE…
not cool.
WHAT THE FUCK? HER FEET NEEDED THEIR OWN FUCKIN PAIR OF HOSE ALONE! YOU CAN SEE IN THE FIRST PIC HOW PIGEN TOED SHE IS AND HER LEGS LOOK HIDEOUS. MOE, SHE ONLY WORE THE STOCKINGS SO THAT HER CLEELULITE WOULDNT SHOW.
HERE, ILL SHOW YOU JUST HOW FAT SHE IS!
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i...
LOLOL CUT AND PASTE, DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO BUT THIS IS WHAT I CALL THUNDER THIGHS AND A TANK ASS!! LOL!
AND HELL YEAH THOSE SHOES ARE HIDEOUS, SHE PROBABLY HAD THEM SPECIALLY MADE FOR HER SIZE 15 IN MENS SIZES. CUNT'S GOT BIGGER FEET THAN ME FOR CHRISTS SAKE, SO BIG FEET= ONE GIANT PUSSY. DONT LIKE MY OPINION? SUCK IT SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS.

I dont care about her style clothes, she is on of the hottest finest women around, she is beautiful. Make fun of her clothes all you want, because underneath all that she still has a gorgeous body adn face.
I rather she did'nt wear clothes at all to be honest with you. Would not bother me on bit.

I love the dress. She looks great and sexy!

Vito, Damn dude, you have some serious issues..LOL

I JUST HATE THE CUNT, WHAT ELSE AN I SAY????!!! SHES AN UTTER WASTE OF SPACE AND HER GROSS FEET GIVES ME NIGHTMARES!!!! YOU COULD LAND A PLANE ON THOSE FUCKIN FEET THERE SO BIG.
BIG FEET?= BIG ASS PUSSY HOLE!!!!!!!! I BET YOU COULD FIT A 747 WITH ROOM FOR A THANKSGIVING TURKEY IN THERE, THE FAT SLOB WOULDNT KNOW ANYTHING WAS IN THERE ANYWAYS. SHES JUST AN OVERTRRATED WASTE OF HUMAN LIFE WITH THAT DOWN SYNDROME SMILE AND FLABY BELLY AND CLLUELITE RIDDLED THIGHS AND ASS!! DONT LIKE MY OPINION? FUCKIN SUCK IT SLOBBA WORHIPPERS

i agree with vito, shes just a fat bitch who fucked everyone she could for roles in movies. slutty cunt, i wouldnt touch her if you PAID me!!!!!

vito, that link really showed me how fat she is! i see her in the village all the time when shes here for ‘movies’ because shes so talented ( caugh-slut! caugh-overated! caugh-lacking talent! ) and she looks like a homeless person. a homeless person whos FED WELL!!!!!! besides shes indian and mexican and if anything stinks its them,everyone knows its a cross of BO and rotting animals. so that bitch got both ends of the stentch gene pool.

Shoot the stylist.

She's got a pair of shoe-pids on. (Stupid shoes.) And whoever styled her chose the WRONG HOES for this ho. "Sheen" makes her knees look fat. Jessica Messica.

And HELLO???!
This is the MTV Movie Awards! That's a carte blanche for debauched togs! So what's up with the nun's cocktail dress? She should have The Girls out greeting everyone.

"a carte blanche for debauched togs!"

oh, that ROCKED nodakgirl!!!! i laughed so hard i forgot i was in a rotten mood today!!! :)

LOL NODAKGIRL!!!!!!!! AND IM PAYING FOR THE COFFEE...

Are u guys fucking kidding?!! you are bitching about a hot piece in Hose??! hose only look good on a hot chick with nice legs and i luv it!! If you want bare boring legs, take your dad's laptop and stand in front of the elementary school where u little fruits belong. losers. u only wish u could score a GUY half hot as SHE IS! when u are all sittin' there with your big fat girlfriends in 5 years wondering about all the ass you could have had if you had some taste, then post. dipshits.

HEY TACO, SUCK IT. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT, TAKE A WHIFF OF SLOBBAS STENCH..SHE IS MEXICAN AND INDIAN AND WE ALL KNOW THEY SMELL
SO FUCKIN SUCK IT YOU FUCKING ASSCLOWN RETARD. STOP ACTING LIKE SHE SHITS ICE CREAM AND FEEDS IT TO YOU YOU FUCKING MORON. AND FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW BITCH

@Vito

Your posts are nothing but ignorance. Learn some self control, then maybe you will be taken seriously. All you are coming across as in all of your posts is a loud mouthed ignorant little kid, someone who thinks that because one or two people agree with you, you can keep on doing it and you are right in doing so. And thus you think that you are something you obviously are not. This is how I see it from reading your mindless childish rants.

GROW UP!.

MAKE ME BITCH.
OH YEAH, AND FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW
SO SO FUCKIN SORRY I DONT WORSHIP THE FUCKIN TUNA CAN OF SLOBBA LOVERS.
I HAVE MY OPINIONS AND YOU HAVE YOURS, GOT IT?
GIGGETTY GIGGETY GO, SLOBBA IS DISGUSTING AND ALBALOVER NEEDS TO BE TURNED INTO GOO.
FUCK YOU ALBALOVER, AND FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW

Morons! She looks GREAT in her pantyhose! More women should recognize that this is what a proper lady does, covers her legs with hose. Only skanks and sluts go to formal events with bare lags. By the way, who in the hell wants to look at spider veins, razor burn, stubble and cellulite? Hose all the way!

Keep it up Jessica! YOU LOOK HOT!!!

Its about time we saw some hot famous chick not over the age of 50 in pantyhose...more should follow her lead...oh and guys that don't like chicks in pantyhose, would probably rather stare at hairy legs and pump man ass all night.

Naked fat woman free pic

Jessica Alba @ 2006 MT...

I love a hot girl in pantyhose! I only wish she was wearing suntan instead of black.More women should wear hose!! SO SEXY !!!

All gorgeous women (homely lookers don't matter) should realize that a REAL man desires excitement. I don't care if the perfect girl shows up, if she isn't dressed a certain way (short skirt, thin pantyhose and no panties, open toed/nice looking heels, no bra) then she doesn't get my affection/attention. Since my bodybuilding transformation I have been with all beautiful women. They dress the way I desire, I let them know. I manipulate them into doing so, makes for the most erotic/head-spinning sexual relationships you can imagine! I can do all this since I look like this http://fasthackm71.users.warpdriveonline.com/musclemadness/index_files/i... As for Jessica, her toes need polishing in a Big Red sort of way and her shoes make me hurl! She excites me although and I’m sure I could excite her. I invite your comments!

Jessica looks hot! Bare legs are boring!
Keep them at the beach.
Jessica has enough spunk to not let the millions of women who don't wear hose keep her from doing what she wants. If we had more leaders and fewer followers in this country, we'd all be better off.

All you women that say it's horrible to wear hose will be eating your words in 5-10 years. All fashion goes 'round and 'round. When some French or Italian designer decides to put his models in hose on the runway you'll be wearing them too soon enough.

Problem is - women dress for women not for men. That's why I say "Hat's Off" to Jessica!

i dont!

hey 22vito u linguini limp dick italian pussy fuk u and your momma who should have swallowed your spaghetti ass,I wish I knew where you lived you fake ass bologna garlic breath bitch id slap you with this big brown nut sack

jessica + tan pantyhose = for the win.. come on! I always guessed only european girls know the real value of pantyhose..but gladly Im wrong..jessica is a pionner! american girls...famous american girls keep wearing tan pantyhose (flawless look for the legs).. the real prblem is that almost every girl think they are so beautyful that they dont need to wear antything (pantyhose ) on there legs.. the truth..: only a few girls can have beautiful bare legs.. .. sad but true.. come on girls its not a back step to wear pantyhose... tough girls wear it with pryde!

I am getting annoy with Vito you racist piece of shit... why the fuck you bring up indian and spanish and they smell?? then me tell you sumthing i you hating on jessica but shit you got sum issues you need to resolve. Your jokes are pointless and if you hating on her laid off her cause no body gives a damn what you say. if you got sumthing to say to me, say it to my face. You let me know when and where cuase this shit is annoying. if you got a problem with that FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW

"...in the tradition of hosts, excluding the fact that she’s probably not funny..."

So basically in the tradition of hosts then. :)

Phred she looks like a washed up librarian, all she needs is the glasses and voila! Why does she always have the same stupid fake grin? It’s so fake, her eyes never smile, and her lips just recede to bare her big teeth.

DUH!!!

is she serious with those tights!? she likes like an old lady from the waist down. i cannot fathom how she justified wearing those.