Sandra Bullock = Still Hot; Keanu Reeves = Always Lonely



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Keanu needs ass in order to keep from eventually committing suicide, so we must all act swiftly & plead with hot women to sleep w/ Keanu. Chop, chop.

For deeper thoughts on Keanu's mental condition see some of the comments in this post.

Check out some more photos of Sandra & Keanu @ the 2006 MTV Movie Awards.

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21 Scandalous Comments

He looks very depressed!!!

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 12:00am
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Shoot the stylists!

Sandy's togo belongs in a 1950s Biblical epic.
Kee-Kee's shoes are nasty bad. Shoot his stylist for just not looking DOWN before letting him leave the house.

Which is also what Sandy must be -- NASTY GIRL -- to have hooked-up with gnarly stud Jesse James. She must be wild in the sack. Keanu? What an enigma. Straight? Not straight? Twisty, blurry, crooked? Don't know WHAT to think except I like the way he digitizes in all the Matrix movies. I'd certainly like to play with his pixels.

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 12:17am
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sandra looks great, i like her hair

but wtf is wrong with Keanu, he looks like he took the wrong pill that morning... "no, no Keanu, put those down, those say extacy, not asprin, nice try though."

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 12:25am
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Sandra is most likely pregnant...hence she is trying to hide it by wearing the hideous frock....

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 12:28am
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Sandra is NOT hot.

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 1:22am
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I'd take Keanu any day, any way!! He was awesome in My Own Private Idaho and The Gift...he pulled off scary redneck in that one, lol.
Can't wait to see him in "Stompanato".

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 3:12am
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sandra has man hands.

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 6:23am
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I love keanu. He knows his shoes are fug... the point is he doesn't care. I doubt he evern has a stylist. and if he does they know not to bitch at him about his old shoes because he'll just glare at them.

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 10:33am
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keanu is hot and will always be...hes always been there for me when in need yummy yummy hehe

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 10:57am
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Sandra is decent looking not smokin, and Keanu looks normal. For a guy that started out more or less with Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure he is doing real good, more than we can say for "Bill" who's only other real job was a vampire in Lost Boys (good flick).

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 11:03am
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i never understand sandra's appeal.she looks fucked up.
keanu's face is prettier than hers.

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 11:06am
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Love Sandra's hair, but that's all. And I've always found Keanu to be hot for some reason and he's still got it, even tough he looks very confused.

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 5:56pm
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Sandra and Keanu look great together, all these people here don't know what the hell they talking about. Keep up the good work sandra & Keanu

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 @ 11:39pm
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yeah he's depressed! i would be too if i were 41 and not married yet. poor guy... if only i can have a chance...

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 12:17am
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I fuked keanu last week, hes a fkn back stabber and some one who is sooo depressing.

Monday, August 14th, 2006 @ 2:52am
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whahah

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 8:07am
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GREETINGS! KEANU at me to you not a question, and the small request. Which is easy for executing. The matter is that to me has bothered to look as two persons suffer! They search each other. Which should necessarily will meet, it only put time. And you Keanu one of them, and the second person my relative by name Luisa. And the request is that you have given me the answer! Communicate with me please! 3DGLUK@RAMBLER.RU
P.S. FORGIVE IF THAT I HAVE NOT UNDERSTOOD BADLY I KNOW ENGLISH, And DO NOT COUNT ME the LOONY I SIMPLY I BELIEVE In DESTINY!!!!!

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 12:31pm
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Sandra is gold because she discovered Austin, Texas. But Keanu? What the? This was a symphathy play by Sandra because she's such a good person down deep. How many actresses drive to pick up the person that is going to interview them for a magazine? About one.

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006 @ 11:58pm
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The man has been through a lot. Leave him alone. He's working, he's staying in touch with friends (like Sandra), he's living his life so leave him alone. But he is so handsome.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 10:47pm
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I'LL SLEEP WITH HIM! No but really. I would. Keanu is awesome. He does seem a little on the down side for someone so interesting and amazing. Hell. I'd be even happy just to spend a day with him.

Saturday, March 8th, 2008 @ 2:10am
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KEANNU ANO . IKAW NAMAN DITO.....K.K.K.

Saturday, August 2nd, 2008 @ 6:48am
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