Adriana Lima - The Ultimate Marketing Tool
Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Jay-Z spoke:
I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell, I am a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well.
Adriana Lima could easily do that if she wanted to. Big ups to the genius in marketing that came up with the brilliant idea to have Adriana Lima sell their phones.
yeah thats what i like.
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Ahh...That's better.
It's been a while since I had an Adriana Lima fix from this website...I was beginning to get withdrawal symptoms.
The pics aren't the best, save for the first one, but Adriana is Adriana.
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isn't this old?
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yeah, probably....but it's new to me and the site.
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I don't know what it is but I REALLY like this woman. Well, I know what it is but it's like being hit by the Thunderbolt. If her personality was equal to her beauty it would be heaven.
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It would be so awesome if it was discovered that she had a dick.
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that would add to her appeal/ well at least for me.. :)
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Adriana is the most beautiful woman alive! She should be in this site everyday!
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"It would be so awesome if it was discovered that she had a dick."
Blasphemy, kill the heretic. I cast you down, may thou be consumed by the fires that created you :)
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Haha! Just imagine. It would change the world.
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this girl is so fucking annoying . i read an interview and she is also very stupid . typical dumb model . her teeth are too rat like .
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She is gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!
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STUNNING
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She's absolutely stunning, and part of the brigade of brazilian models that will soon (HOPEFULLY) take over our planet. God bless her parents.
xDDDD
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She may be the result of miscegenation, but her Negroid features are still the most prominent. She's lucky she's been born into an era where the masses have been brain-washed into believing that masculine features epitomize beauty.
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who cares if her teeth aren't perfect. she is pretty.
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she's round faced brazillin boy with boobs
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it's all makeup and photshop edting and digital touchups... lima is very ordinary i've seen her in real. and alos very very DUMB
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So beautyful and sweet!
Almost too good to be true, i am in love
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Adriana Lima - ultimate barfing tool
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5/10
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ohh waddayaknow! airbrushed modeling pics?? ohhh how come this site has no candid adriana or alessandra?? and heaps heaps heaps of boring candid jessic alba ones? are you TRYING to put everyone off alba? coz seriously ur adriana campaign is pathetic and completely bias.........show some pics of adriana (or any VS model) without makeup..in the same circumstances as jessica albas usually shown in and then u can gloat about how hot ur "ladies" are...
PFFT unlikely bastards
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an overrated model.... With red bikini... Holding a cell-phone....
for a phone promo...
woow advertiser must be very creative.
nahhh...
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People are jealous of her beauty. She is captivating (eyes, lips and body) and some people just can't handle it. She isn't darm. I bet she is very knowledgeable. More than you think. English isn't her first language so give her a break.
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