Dita Von Teese: Whiter than Maggie Grace?
Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Um....so seriously, is that her thing to look over excedingly (if that's a real word) white???? It looks like Izabel Goulart and Karolina Kurkova are posing with a mannequin....awh, Manenquin...such a great 80's movie...okay, went off track there. Dita Von Teese is most definitely giving Maggie Grace a run for her money for being the whitest white person ever.
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Man, does she sleep in a casket during the day to get that pale ?
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Holy crap! She's the size of an Oompa Loompa compared to the other two! Not to mention she thinks only her way of stripping is a form of art, and everyone else is just taking their clothes off. Sounds a bit delusional and disconnected if you ask me.
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dita is very sexy dead looking chick
thats her style
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It looks like Dita is a cardboard cut-out or a manequin and the girls are posing with it. She is hot though and I think that is because I imagine her to be crazy and wild as fuck in bed!
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pretty sure she is wearing a ton of white make-up
just as superfical and ridiculous as fake tanning if you ask me
she is delusional, and pretentious
she is basically a porn-star who wants to call
sticking a huge dildo in her pussy "Art"
because it is shot on film, in a modern house
and she wears a corset.
anyone that rips jenna jameson
should be ripping this chick
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ahahahaha...when i made my comment above I hadn't read Jackson's caption yet! Holy shit we were thinking the same thing! How fucking funny! Great minds think alike!
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She has absolutely NO color to her. She doesn't even look like she could be real. It's gross!
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dita is not gross
without that white crap on her face, you know she is pretty
she is still pushing the 'betty page' goth look..
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Her asshole probably has some color to it. I'd hit it and probably throw up during the process.
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I really like Dita, when she does normal things. I cannot believe how white she is because whenever I see pictures of her with someone else it is Marilyn Manson.
'Blowin' shit up is what it's all about!'
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I had sex with a woman this white before but I kept losing her in the sheets.
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Necrophilia is sexy especially when it involves Dita.
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all 3 of those women are stunning, all different and all stunning
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I think it's just a shit load of make up on. Look at her legs!! They have some color on them!!! She just likes having Casper the friendly ghost status. Otherwise she wouldn't stand out at all....
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Somebody pour this little gal a glass of melonin with a carotene chaser.
I'm feeling my own red blood cell count plummeting just LOOKING at her snap...
Anyone have some raw calf's liver laying around for me to slurp down-the-hatch?
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Not my cup of tea.
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It would really help if I actually knew who she was!
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http://www.dita.net/galleries.php
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I wonder how long it takes for her to get ready...fuck, I would kill myself if I had to wait like 3hours for someone to get ready before we get a bite to eat.
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When you're eating dead people its easier to wait.
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The girl in the middle reminds me of The Black Dahlia, you know that woman/starlet who was sawedin half back @ her midsection in the 1940's in Hollywood, and they have never to this day figured out who murdered her.
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Izabel Goulart is really very pretty!
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Jade's right. Dita sez she only swims at night. Doesn't wanna be in the sun. She's going to cheat her age by 22 years with NO plastic surgery, too...
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her leg looks weird in the first pic
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She looks like a Jewish girl post nose-job.
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You've all missed the boat here. The reason she's so pale is because she's seen Marilyn Manson naked. Why the hell did she marry that gross freak show?
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you are all insane. I love Dita Von Teese and am a fan of the pale look myself, mostly because of the influence of the Asian culture and growing up with faerie tales of princesses paler then the moon. DVT has to be one of the most beautiful women in history and the modern Bettie Paige
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none more white
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You'd be pale too if you were into getting strangled during sex, bitch is one serious freak!
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'with NO plastic surgery, too'
isn't it obvious that she has had a boob job?
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Dita is beautiful
She is amazing and smart as well!
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I think night of the living dead found their star actress!!!!!!!!!!!
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if dita is an oompa loompa than the other two are coat hangers there are people who weigh more than seventy pounds guys. dita is the prettiest of the three girls i mean they dont even compare to her no one could compare to her.
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what a pair of bookends!
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she's so white, she's like, green.
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Ew, a death white no thanks, and mannequin was not a good movie, the only thing good about it was Kim Cattrall was hot then. Now Weekend at Bernie's was a funny 80s movie, by 80s standards.
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Let's see in 20 years who is going to look hotter. Dita wont have any wrinkles
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