Hate On Paris Hilton's First Music Video, Stars Are Blind

i almost vomited watching that video..

I\'d like to think I\'m saving the world by posting this alternative link (not to paris\' lame vid).

I have to admit, I expected ALOT worse, songwise... I didn't watch past the first 5 seconds though because I'm honestly sick of seeing her doing the same old thing...wearing close to nothing & acting like a whore. But just listening to her "digitally enhanced" voice, reminds me somewhat of Gwen Stefani. Paris would definately not survive singing LIVE though, I can guarantee that.

I can't stand her and what scares me is that there are so many people stupid enough to like this whore that her CD is probably going to sell alot of copies. This thought is what keeps me up at night.

Now this is what you call talent, not this dog with her birds beak. I hope the link works.

WOW!! That was great allie, thank you. One of the best songs ever. They still sound just as good as they did back in the 70's. Paris on the other hand sucked. Hate her and her woonky eye and fucked up nose. She has ZERO talent.

Touch my hair, shake my body, watch me get ready to fuck this guy. What else would anyone expect from her? It's gotten really boring.

Rich...

I DID vomit. HORRID tune. Awful. Dreadful.
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OK. To Bastardly-down this...
Reggae: Bob's rolling in his grave.
This Song: YUCK! WHO the fuck wrote this insipid chunk of empty tripe? Perfect for any monotone; limited vocal range.
The Lyrics: With her Family's Fortune, she likely bought-out the schlubb who actually wrote lyrics so she said SHE wrote them.
The Music Video: Christ Applebaum...responsible for vids of Britney, Hillary, Jessica -- and...CELINE DION. Also the dude who did the idiotic Paris-Washing-the-Car Carl's Jr. TV commercial.
The Stud: K-Fed-Alike. How STOOO-pid do they think America's teeners are to find a Kevin Klone? Don't the producers know that all of the planet HATES the guy?
Producer: Lil Jon with some from JC of NSYNC? Yeah. Whatevs...
Today's Music Recording Technology: 1) overlayered with other pro singer-gals' voices... 2) allows any tone-deaf gal to be tweaked to "on key" for the duration of a song (witness: J-Lo trying to sing LIVE couldn't stay in-tune with hubby Marc at Grammys)... 3) totally idiot song with microscopic vocal range demands means that myriad looping can be easily digitally manipulated...and 4) grimey, kohl-smudged eyes is so 43 minutes ago.

Olives...

I'd pee in her butt.

no. talent. assclown.

Stars are blind? More like music execs are deaf...who gave this fool a recording contract? She doesn't even WRITHE AROUND well!

i can see why the gods are crazy and why stars are blind to allow this to happen.

the dumb ho is unoriginal she just had to steal ideas of the wicked game music video. Please save our music industry!! We don't want parasites!!!

She looks like she's having a seizure on the beach.

What a load of shit! Her content is crap. The video is bollocks. Her voice is annoying. She has just ripped off styles like said Gwen Stefani. Plus she looks proper fugly and doesn't suit singing at all.

She isn't even singing, just talking breathily. I can do that - sthaaaaaarrrsss aaaaahhhrrree bhhllliiiiinnnddd. Sounds shit.

I'm not watching that video, ever. You can't make me do it! Bastards.........

moomoo its soo true... she looks like shes like actually having a seizure or is like ... i dunno ... even when shes dancing and like fondling and molesting the poor tree... like wtf is going on... she looks sooo funny... she could have at least got someone to teach her to dance! omg

"I’m not watching that video, ever. You can’t make me do it! Bastards……… "

I have to agree with that, it's not worthy of my time, I would rather pee into the wind.

#6 sooooooooooooo soooooooo nice, thanks!

who r those old guys in those vidoes... they all suck and have no talent and paris is better than them .u all r very jelus people. paris can act and sing. her nose is ok not everones nose is small. paris just has a different nose and she sings better then all off those old farts with no talent..

#24 you have NO taste. Just because something is "old", doesn't mean it isn't any good. Only a six-year-old would think like that. A really stupid six-year-old. Her voice is sooooo doctored up she sounds like an alien, not to mention looks like one. Like the woman is Species in her true form.

#24....... you know........ I am the one who was voted to push Paris down the tallest flight of stairs in the world....... hopefully when I do it you will be on the stairs and you will get tangled with her in the downfall....... and when you both go to hell (because we know that her and all of her "fans" are really legions of Satan) you will be forced to listen to this song (which I am still refusing to hear) for eternity........ and if that's not punishment enough, Michael Jackson will do your makeup and wardrobe every day.....

# 24 makes is too easy to ridicule her. She is most likely all of 10. That is so funny. Honestly, I have nothing to say because compairing The Eagles to Paris Hilton, is liken to compairing Queen Elizabeths Crown Jewels of England to those cheap plastic "rings" we got out of Cracker Jack boxes when we were little tykes.

"I am the one who was voted to push Paris down the tallest flight of stairs in the world……. hopefully when I do it you will be on the stairs and you will get tangled with her in the downfall……."

Good burn, he or she is right about something. I am sure many people are jealous of her, her money that is, not her at all. I am sure there are other kids born into money that aren't jackasses like her.

her money would be cool, first thing i would do if i was her would be to get a nose job.
Luckily I dont have to. I am not poor, but I will admit her money would be cool.
Her face and fake blue eyes I could do without.
Oh and BTW, to post no. 24, you are a moron. And you must be deaf if you think she is better thatn chris isak or the eagles.

She's so annoying and has made such a bad name for herself, that her moving, even the slightest move she makes, makes me want to rip my hair off. Grr

*kathryn*, that girl in the video is gorgeous! I bet Paris thought she'd look hot if she did it too. God damn ridiculous! She can't even lip-sync, she's not good for anything!

"Reggae: Bob’s rolling in his grave." - haha! That is exactly what I thought when it started playing!

I have this sick need to come back and watch this... it's so HILARIOUS!! You'd think with all her money the footage would look more professional.

Such luxurious tropical surroundings!
But I don't get it!? This was supposed to be Paris Hilton's music vid, right? But WHERE was PARIS during the whole video? All I saw was a Macaw parrot rolling around in the sand with the K-Fed Klone...

OH! You say THAT was Paris??! And here I thought it was a parrot with a mutha-fucka bad-ass lookin' BEAK!

BTW: was it just me? Or does she lip-synch as lazy an f*cked-up as that EYE of hers?

I agree, but I'd call her a Toucan since their beaks are larger.

Sucked! And Chris Issacs video crossed my mind immediately. Thanks for linking the video.. haven't seen it in a long time.

you know what pisses me off the most about this peice of shit video, is the fact that her synthesized computerized what ever voice sounds like miss hottie gwen stefani. fuck you paris, at least make your voice sound like one who doesn't exsist and who is way cooler and real than you you peice of dog shit. fuck off

Most of the previous posters are PH haters, not really posting an honest opinion of the video or song - just taking this opportunity to bash PH no matter what the subject.
About the video - it's mediocre. About the song - it's GOOD, the track is catchy, the writing is great, her voice is money. She is actually singing. I don't think she's purposefully trying to sound like Gwen Stefani, they just have similar voices.
By the way, in response to earlier -incorrect- posters... she has already performed her album live, in Las Vegas, and the audience loved the performance.
I predict this song will be popular this summer, not because it's PH but because it's good, unlike most of the crap-pop out there.

I thought it was her porn video. Would have fooled me, if the video was green and Paris had the spooky night vision thing going on....

What a slut bucket.

#24 you must be a child because only someone so naive could think that a no talent, no class, sloppy whore who's bought her way into fame could have talent. By the way Paris had her nose done to look like that, who would choose to cut up their nose to look like shit. Obviously someone who's bored and has too much money. It's so sad that there are people out there that actually idolize PH, what is this world coming to? Now that the self promoting, self loving Paris has released her video she has not failed to disappoint on the crap factor. I will say the reggae beat is good and that's it, but you could have put any singer and any lyrics to that song. PH looked just as disinterested in the guy in this video as she does in her sex video. It's all about the gratuitous "Paris" shot, almost every single frame was of her writhing around with or without the guy. I don't even know why there was anyone else in that video other than her, she might as well have done what she really wanted to show, Paris getting off on herself. Her voice is layered with so many effects clearly trying to cover up her inability to sing, my dog sings better than Paris Hilton and she's cuter. The bubble gum and "oh so simple they're stupid" lyrics didn't even match up to her lip synching, my god is she so lazy she can't even perform her own song properly. Paris also thinks she's hot, but she looks so awkward in her own body. It's like she has no idea how to move sensually so she opts for sporadic and jerky body movements and at the same time molesting a few poor trees. Last, but not least, what is up with her wearing the most outdated and ugliest bathing suit I have ever seen. Does she really think that she can wear whatever she wants and get away with it? I guess she figures that she's already worn and been photographed with and without her clothes on, so why not take a chance and try out her grandmothers bathing suit. The dumbest thing about this video is that Paris has all the money in the world and it's still one of the worst I have ever seen. I guess she still hasn't figured out how to buy a brain.

she's so fucking ugly! How could you do this to me moe and jackson? How could you? I have the flu you know and then you posted this and I actually threw up and now the flu's probably turned into BIRD FLU! thanks a lot!

ur just obese and poor and smell bad and look lyk grillas!!! pls u smell lyk shti and are dumb cuz paris rox!!! O and u are dirrt and u stiink ... fuk u

u all wish u cud fuk her hekc i wish i cud fuk her

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg what a bunch of dueschebags post comments on here

i love how half of you "hate the song and video" and then mention you didn't watch it.

i'm not like a big paris fan, but i love the song, i love the video, and really like the other songs that have leaked. not because it is or isn't paris hilton, because it's good.

and at least i actually listened.

unlike, what was it someone called the person who didn't like the "stupid old music," a six year old?

Well first of all, you should learn how to spell before calling people stupid, not to mention correct grammar and punctiation. It's DOUCHEBAG not dueschebags. Dueschebags? Is that a place in Germany?? It is typical run of the mill boring music coupled with bad dubbing. It is fun to watch like a poorly made horror film, nothing more. The music is so doctored up you can hear three voices. What is she a siren luring sailors to their doom? She can't sing and I have heard she can't act(never watched her movies, never will) and can't even give a decent blowjob and lies there like a dead fish during sex. I have never seen her sex tape and never will thank God!

Well everyone who doesnt like it s just jeliouse!!!!She is da BOMB!Im her BIGGEST FAN IN THE UNIVERS and that is her lips moving to the song!

Blah, blah, blah! "You're just jealous" is sooo overused, it's cliche. I admit it would be cool to have her money, but she can keep her boney frame, big bird beak nose, nonexistant ass, flat chest, low morals, herpes ridden crotch, messed-up eyes, vapid personality, low I.Q. and marginal talent. If I'd be "jealous" of anyone it should be Ivanka Trump who is WAY prettier, has more money, highly intelligent and doesn't have Attention-Whoring Disorder. No one says anything about her. Maybe it's because she's not a stuck-up bitch with an annoying cocky smirk. Ya think???

PARIS HILTON'S MUSIC > ALL!

You're all retarded, her stuff is pure gold.

Well.. she looks gorgeous. And it looks like she put on a few pounds! Very hot.

The song is ok, not something I would buy, but it is ok, She can't compare to the two other videos posted on here. She could use a nose job, I have seen her look worse than in this video, but never thought she was all that great looking to begin with.

Really over Paris! Shes old news, along with the way shes breathing-instead of singing her song...like Gwen, Jessica & even Britney did once upon a time. Yes we know u like sex Paris, yes we know 'fucking' is ur ONLY talent Paris! This song does nothing for her, but prove her nymphomaniac nature.

The weight gain is a slight improvement.

PARIS IS A FRAUD!! This is not actually Paris singing!! She had someone record the single and then they blended in the tiniest of her very AutoTuned voice into the mix and called it her. Can anyone else Say MILLI VANILLI?!!

I hate this song, I cant stand Paris Hilton!! I swear what is happening to music now, if Paris Hilton can sing, then I can sing toooo and I know i'm bad. This song, is sooooooo blah blah blah, ooh look at me, look at me, am fucken hot (NOT) i am the world's greatest.... WHy hasn't someone told her to use her money in other ways instead of showing.....Paris Hilton is one "ce;eberity" i'll never have respect for.... and i thought britney spears was bad...

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wow, like a low budget hongkong film

who wants to watch that stupid whore prance around in the sand? Not me, but I agree, if I just heard the song, I would never have put that voice with her...dubbed maybe? Voice is like a weird mix of gwen stefani and debbie harry - both on a bad day!

Penis nose Paris should have tried to of stolen some of Chris Isaak's, and Don Henely's talent while she was at it. I watched it once, she is trying to do the black and white thing to make it look cool like CI's Wicked Game or DH's Boys of Summer.
I cant belive I am talking about music, and I just mentioned Don Henley & Chris Isaak in the same sentence as old woonky eye. God give me a bucket, I have to vomit now.

I'd LOVE to see the spoof that SNL or Mad TV will come up with. Perfect fodder.