Bastardly Lady of the Day - Kat
Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Kat writes:
Hi Bastardly! At the suggestion of my friend who comes here often, I've decided to send in my pictures for Lady of the Day. We have a deal that if I get flamed then I have permission to beat his ass. So for the sake of my friend (who shall remain nameless)... play nice! I'm an athletic, happy-go-lucky college girl who enjoys partying and being 19! I'm hoping I'm Bastardly material, but if not, BRING IT ON!
Do you like your boobs?
It gets hard to like 'em when all I ever hear from guys is, "You would be perfect if they were bigger."
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Fortunately, I have enough respect for myself that I wouldn't.
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (...to try get in your pants)?
I get called Hilary Duff a lot. And lately, people have been saying Charlize Theron. I side more with the people who say Hilary Duff.
What makes you Bastardly?
I know how to rope cattle and horse race. I'm a farm girl! Yee-haw! :) (Couldn't think of anything else, to be honest.)
*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually "take down" pictures. Cheers!
























Not bad. She can take it.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Yes yes another slab of meat from the butchers thinking its a sirloin steak. Not bad at all, would get used and abused.
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OMG - pretty girl with morals and it looks like you have a personality too...however I agree with Cali...for this site and "band of boys" they want more skin...
I personally liked the pics...showed more about you...but that isn't what the guys here are lookin' for - necessarily...I would kick your buds ass anyway...there is more to life than riding the BLOD gauntlet...we are early...some of these pleasant people will probably search for a way to tear you a new one regardless!!!
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I like her! She is pretty and seems to have a brain. She also scored points for not thinking she's all that. (I hate it when they're hot and make sure that we all know that they know.) I do side with the Hillary Duff; only with lotsa freckles. I thing freckles are sexy though. Reminds me of spanking a naughty school girl! OW!
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Very hot! Very pretty and kinda cute. Definitely Lady of the Day.
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Oooh, very pretty! I like this one!
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seems like a stupid hick..
..and looks like she is kinda cross eyed
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Love the 2nd pic on page 2
And a country girl...excellent
#13 - um, what?
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Nice! I like this one a lot more than the others that have been on recently. She seems like a girl with a small-town attitude, and you can trust those people with everything but secrets. Rock on!
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I think the brown bag needs to come into play.
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Nodakgirl, I love your posts! On the other hand, I know a lot of people who think they're so "worldly" because they spent a few weeks in Jamaica or a month in Thailand. And these people always seem to be the most arrogant and annoying. I personally think that being "worldly" has more to do with the acceptance of and being open to new people, cultures, ethnicities, religions, etc. than where you've travelled. In a way you can be worldly without even travelling.
anyways, this chick does kind of look like Hilary Duff!
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as far as the locale of the harbor pics
i would say no to anywhere in south east asia or the medeterranian
they seem too bundled up for those climates
even taking in to consideration the overcast skies
Does not really look like Seattle's harbor
not enough skyscrapers in the background
don't know what portland's harbor looks like
maybe some were in canada?
We need some foresic photography work on the crest on her life vest
there also appears to be a bridge present in the last pic
leading me to belive the body of water could even be a river
as opposed to a harbor or bay
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It's refreshing to see a BLOTD who seems to have some depth and warmth about her, contrary to the monosyllabic tarts with ghetto vernacular. Remember the one who kept saying "Yo" all the time? Christ! As for the lack of "skin" pics, one could clearly see that from the photo of her descending the stairs that she has a toned bod. Blondes aren't my first preference, but she'd make me turn my head.
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I am so fucking sick of cats.
Looks like Malaysia. I think they eat cats there. If not, they should.
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I'll just say that its not Portland either.... Looks to me like BC. either Vancouver, which is my guess, or Victoria...
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You would be perfect if they were bigger
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it is offical
Iceman wins
it is Vancouver
http://www.paulahophoto.com/images/450F-5851.jpg
compare to the last pic
and angelfood this is as close as i get to being in CSI
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Not showing enough skin? My god, the first pic she's wearing a mini shirt and tank top. What do you freaking perverts want? Underwear? Get some class. At least she's not an std ridden stripper, which apparently most of you like. If I'm ever in the HIV section in the hospital I'll be sure not to stop by to say hi.
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Guess you jumped the gun on that one Nodak. But don't be sad.
And evur, "In a way you can be worldly without even travelling."
Eh, you can be open minded without travelling, but only people who have seen large parts of the world with their own eyes can be considered "worldly." The US is a large part of the world, so if you've been to a lot of states I guess you could call yourself "worldly." If anything, having been all around the world is a privilege (just like not living in 3rd world country), and it has made me a more humble person.
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she's pretty, but generic looking to me. Not like generic barbie, but more like midwestern college girl generic. I see lots of girl that look liker her around where I live. Now... don't start asking where live and make attempts to move down here.
My question is who's that hottie she's standing with on 3rd page 2nd pic.?
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I am with you Micchell on the hottie comment. She certainly seems to have some good looking male friends! ; )
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def looks a bit a like hilary duff, i think overall she's pretty
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Umm..yeah, not Seattle or Portland. It's Vancouver. DEFINITELY not Tacoma...! Tacoma is quite possibly the ugliest city I've ever seen. Some of those pics were taken at that park in downtown Vancouver...don't remember what it's called.
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yep, hilary duff for sure. right down to the thick waist and toilet paper tits.
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nodakgirl, you made some interesting observations. I have noticed if I try to talk about books I have read with woman they seem uninterested. Granted my tastes in books may leave a bit to be desired but it sure seemed like most of the ones I met didn't read except what was required in college. However, discussing Asimov while I'm slipping the dollar bill in her G-string was probably bad timing.
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Asimov is great.
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AW!! She looks like a little Fishy!
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She looks very, very average to me. If I saw her on the street, I wouldn't remember. She's a 5.5 out of 10.
Next!
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Very cute! You are perfect the way you are, don't listen to what people say.
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Why would anyone admit to being told they look like Hillary Duff?
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GROSS GROSS GROSS. PARTY SLUT. GROSS.
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Very pretty face. In the third pic (profile), she looks like Hilary Duff but in the rest of the pictures, not so much. Cute though.
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Sexy and flirty like.Boring ass anwers tho.Except for the farm part.I'd be willing to get dirty with you on the farm any day.But I like my girls a little more naughtier.That's just me tho.
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Well thanks for all the comments... and Iceman, you are correct, the harbor picture was taken in Vancouver though I see you have already confirmed that without my help! Sorry I couldn't get here earlier.
Umm, not sure what else to say but the guy I'm with in pic 2/page 3 is actually Scottish, extremely rich and apparently now a famous hockey player in Europe (I went to school with him, that picture was taken when I was 17 and the reason he's carrying a litre of pop in his jacket is because we were bush partying - that's his alcohol). So if you're interested, I'd be happy to hook you up! :)
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Pretty, very typical American School Girl. Nice body, but way too plain and boring for me.
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Cute. Not awe inspiring, though.
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She's pretty but I don't see any freckles >o
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Tragic,
I was a pimp on halloween one year, carrying baby powder, bitch slapped any stank hoe that crossed my path.
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She's okay.
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Don't mind Tragic, he hates white people
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Hero aka the big dog pitbull aka boss of the bosses aka the lower east side capo aka gulliest in charge aka cinder block aka razor rico aka ricardo montana aka i'll game any dudes wifey's melanin content isn't that far from the broad pictured...were you get that idea crakkka?...:)
Crack...you already know how hard it is out there..hos showin out, on their diddy bop, then they wan to get silly and start acting outta character... *pours baby powder* SLAP! SLAP!... its like a john&johson showcase...
you have spanish mamis movin with a bop just on their 1,2's.. then some arabs creep up on some sneak sh!t...pimp cane is out..makin lames fall back like nutszo.. word to pedro's midget
dudes diced like coconuts...with a fresh baby powder mark on their cheek...
*Motions to assistant pimp to grab baby powder and startup the Brougham*
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Pretty, and not trashy filth
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Now this bitch gots some class! Uglier than the dickens but CLASSY...5 out of 50 stars!
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Cute, but picks sucks.
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the second pic is dead on for hilary duff
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In picture of 2 of set 3...why does that guy have a 2 liter bottle of coke in his jacket pocket? WTF?
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DO YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH BUTTER, OR WHAT?
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looks like your friend is safe...because you're cute
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I agree with Iceman she's a trophy. TPATS 3 tell your friends if you sample these wares. She does however present a conundrum for the BLOTD threads: we like the ones who are hot, but not not full of themselves, yet we bitch because they don't have ass and cleavage shots. A girl with a little humility (which we like) would not likely have a good pooper shot lying around, and one who does is probably some vainglorious beeyatch like that playboy wanna-be bitty-ho Lisa S.
And I hope you tell guys who criticize your boob-size to fuck-off. If you don't then I think you need to reconsider your answer to the granpa question. That statement makes me wonder if you are one of those sad women who go for the guys who like to knock her around. (figuratively speaking, of course)
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Y'know what speaks loudest to me?
The chick's a world traveler! And I'm not talkin' a long weekend on The Baja... I'm talking "real" world traveling.
WHAT harbor is that -- a slice of Hong Kong? A ghetto on the French Riviera? NOT sure -- but it's NOT American. So what does that say about Kat? That she's not one of the small-minded, small-world hos who appear on this site ad nauseum.
For a sociology paper -- I went to a keg part at a lake cabin with a clipboard. Once everyone was tanked and ready to BLAB, I pulled-out my questions -- trying to determine "why" some people chose to stick "close to home" and which ones were "out in the world" and seeing/doing things. What were some uniform differences & similarities? The kids who travelled and had "big" plans...were either a) had parents who took them seeing the world on family trips...or b) they read - a LOT (more than People magazine or a cesspool of thought like The Bastardly). Those kids who did NOT wander away from "home"... (beyond the f*cked-up tequila weekends of Cabo)... and really weren't so SURE what they'd do with their lives...were the ones who weren't so "itinerant" nor well-read. And they were, for the most part, more boring to talk too -- even when drunk.
Speaking of which...OLIVES!
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I can't think of anything bastardly to say, so I won't say anything at all.
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Hey wait a minute! She's not asian nor is she under 18...am i in the right place???
But she is a cute, the kind of gal I'd take home to show mom too.
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Gorgeous, a farm girl and has a brain! You're definitely one of the best so far and you shouldn't listen to the other crap the small minded horny boys think, cause you're one in a million, sweetie!
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Bahahaha... on page 2, look at that poser wearing his hat sideways. Definite trailer trash.
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hillary duff
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people need to stop creaming over this bland looking broad...somebody also needs to slap every one of them generic betches pictured for being so lame...i would do it myself, but i ran out of baby powder...
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Love the freckles!!
She reminds me of a young Cissy Spacek(sp???)
But this shit is boring, I like the girls that I can sink my teeth into and rip off without feeling bad about it!
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She's a Hottie.... And she knows her way around a farm, Double points for her!! TPATS HIGH 3 - Id brag to EVERYONE about that one.... Boobies look fine to me, from what I can see... I don’t discriminate!!!
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One of the hottest so far
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I think you're very pretty and I like your answers. I can see the resemblance to Hilary Duff but you are much more attractive.
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nodakgirl
It's either Seattle or Portland.
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I'll just chime in really quick and say that it's not Seattle. My guess would be Canada.
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Not Seattle...might be Tacoma...unless that is way to the north side and she is blocking the cityline. There is a ferry in the background...Doesn't look foreign either...what about the golf coast? Those trees look like southern foliage.
Anyway...WFT difference does it make ...are you trying to hunt her down or something? LOL
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Stanley Park, I think. And the boat one was at Granville Island.
I wonder if she's the one who was saying that Bellingham only consisted of a mall. Whoever that was is pretty naive, and obviously Canadian since Canadians are the only ones who go to the Bellis Fair mall. I swear. 2/3 of the parking lot is BC plates.
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"Play nice", not going to happen around here, they don't call this place The Bastardly for nothing. To be honest though how can I rag on you when the pics you supplied barely show any skin. I don't need you spread eagle but if I was going to send in pics I would put more effort in the pics and show some skin, a bikini pic would have been nice.
Your face is cute and you seem to have a fit body but I can't truely tell, makes me wonder if you are hiding something.
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"Fortunately, I have enough respect for myself that I wouldn’t."
Yet you hang out with guys who tell you that your boobs should be bigger?
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pretty cute
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I'd definitely knock it around for a while....
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