The Bastardly Minute With Joanna Krupa @ Lingerie Bowl IV

She is cute, but she would look better with my cock in her mouth, but then most women would. Hmm I'm feeling extra ravenous today, fuck I'm horny and hungry.

I wish girls had more sayings like "she would look better with my cock in her mouth". Maybe we could start a similar one, like "yeah he's pretty cute, but he would look a lot better with my pussy on his face...". no? yes? too far?

evur, as a chick, i totally agree and will start using that terminology. i love it!

I'd be just as happy saying "She is cute, but she would look better sitting on my face"

I think we can come up with some kind of compromise.

oh my,

she is fucking hot !!!!!

her face messed up...didnt anybody reconize...her nose is out of line...one eye is higher than the other eye...she is a very good photoshop dreamgirl but in these pics look at this fake...bros...sry im running away from her very fassst

How about "She's cute but she'd look a lot better doing the dishes ,mowing the lawn &
then sitting on my face.

Is she knocked up?

how about your replies are cute.but i'd enjoy it alot more if someone was sitting on my face ?? how about that for the ulitmate compromise ??? :)

she is Polish girl and ....you know all Polish girls are hot!!!!!! Just beautiful!!!

i can't believe that only one person has mentioned the fact that she looks pregnant (or maybe bloated). wasn't there a post a while back where she looked abit suspicious round her middle? don't get me wrong, she's an attractive girl but there is a definite bulge in the tummy area.

"I wish girls had more sayings like “she would look better with my cock in her mouth”. Maybe we could start a similar one, like “yeah he’s pretty cute, but he would look a lot better with my pussy on his face…”. no? yes? too far?"

I would be nice if the ladies admitted their true horniness without having to worry about someone calling them a slut. There is no "too far", it's The Bastardly, as long as the sexist jokes are in jest it's all good. I like the "mowing the lawn then sitting on my face" one.
The ladies could say, "he is cute but he would look better after I use his face as a crotch buffer" or "he is hot but he would be even hotter after the glazed doughnut effect". I'm not too good at puns when the roles are reversed. C'mon ladies use your imaginations it's ok if you like slobbin the knob I love licking pusssy, a hot 69 oh yea, what normal person with a healthy sexual appetite doesn't?

hahaha i love you Caliban

it really is too bad that there is such a stigma around womens' sexuality. i'm horny all the time but admittedly downplay it due to the "slut" factor.

nice gut

Heck i have a belly fetish she looks hot!! :) Kuddos to the people making up the puns lol i love em :D

All you haters nitpicking this girl - you're fucking blind. She's thick in all the right places. Definite hotness on display. Meaty belly, meaty thighs, meaty ass = super sport fucking.

Most definitely.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

UH OH I SEE A HERPE COMING ON!(last pic, first page)

Joanna Krupa is the most fucking stunning person in the world! God I love her to fucking death! She is the definition of sexy and stunning.

You guys are the biggest losers. Saying shes not hot and her face is messed up. Oh please you buncha dorks sitting at your computers talking about how you would run away from this smokin hot chick. Please you guys would be the same nerds not saying anything in a club or bar and sitting there talking about how you wanna get drunk with each other while I go talk to the most beautiful woman in the world Joanna Krupa. You nerds are all the same...your afraid to get rejected cause you know you would so you say shes ugly so you dont have to talk to her...its so pathetic. You reject her first to save your egos. Have fun not getting laid anytime soon haha.

that thing under her left eye is my cum, yes i cum in black yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhh

oh and i hate how she has a black smudge under her eye to make it look more cute because she's in a football stadium...fuck.

She looks like she's pregnant.