The Bastardly Remembers... Lindsay Lohan's cleavage



That has got to be some super stretchy industrial strength material that made that strap.


Oh the juiciness of Lindsay Lohan's boobies circa. Mean Girls...and then what became of her...are those lovlies making a comeback like Fleetwood Mac? The gabillion freckles didn't even bother me when we had those puppies to stare at.

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I miss her boobs. I fondly remember being completely mesmerized by them in "Mean Girls."

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 @ 12:33pm
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shes disgusting now... ew

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 @ 12:52pm
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I think I have run out of things to say about this woman. I wonder if she will get better movie roles as she gets older, because right now her acting career is as useful as a condom at a eunuch convention.

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 @ 12:58pm
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man she's a ho

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 @ 1:09pm
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Woman? I hardly think a 19 year old is a woman. Young lady at best... except she is not a lady.

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 @ 2:34pm
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Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 @ 3:12pm
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Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 @ 3:13pm
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I wish she crashed in Herbie & the love dud & died. Rip her past nice sweater meat.

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 @ 3:17pm
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Lindsay Average-Assed Lohan

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 @ 3:45pm
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"Woman? I hardly think a 19 year old is a woman. Young lady at best… except she is not a lady."

Just because she is 19 doesn't make her any less a woman. Throughout history people this age and younger have made huge impacts on society, don't sell them short just because of their age.

Just so we are clear, I am NOT a Lohan fan, quite the opposite.
Woman vs lady though is really just semantics.

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 @ 5:01pm
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caliban you just want to cover your nasty old ass when you start mackin on young chicks.. and what the F is wrong with freckles.. bastard.

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 @ 6:12pm
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those titties are ripe. you can tell by the mature freckles. like a banana with boobs.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 6:16am
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What great boobies and a good face. Just a dirty coke whore now.

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 2:20am
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