Bastardly Breaking News! Carmen Electra's nipples get hard for Joan Jett!
Thursday, June 8th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Wow, Joan Jett can really have an effect on Carmen's nipples. Actually, the awesome Wikipedia folks report that Joan Jett is Carmen's secret lesbian crush!
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lesbian crush that is good stuff
joan jett is 10x the man dave navaro will ever be
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I thought that nips on fake tits were always hard. Don't know why, maybe it's the pregnant belly syndrome.
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It was probably Carmen that rushed the stage at SouthPaw in Brooklyn and tried to kiss her. That would have been hot...
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That pervy old business man in the first pic is scoping her goods, I wonder what his grandkids would think............... and John, I would have to agree with you, Joan Jett is 10x the man Dave "Bitch" Navarro is.....
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Pervy old businessman? He ain't dead lilysprite. Glad to see the Geezer still appreciates the beauty to be had on this earth. If I were his grandkid, it wouldn't bother me. As long as a man isn't blind he should take a look at that can strolling down the walkway. Let's face it, store bought or not, looks are all Carmen's got - if we stopped looking, she'd disappear.
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Namb, I see your point, she would vaporize if no one noticed her curvy self....... I just automatically found it creepy that there was a half-showing greasy exec burning her backside with his eye lasers. When I catch older men staring me down like that it makes my upchuck reflex kickstart. :)
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First, It was purely for publicity that Carmen said that. Second lilspryte, dont feel like you have to retract your comment. Theres no need for you to defend men like that, who cares if hes not dead its still rude to stare. (Even though it is Carmen Electra and she clearly enjoys that type of attention, many girls do not)If hes horny then he can look at porn, thats not what young females are for, again not so much carmen electra but everyday girls on the street. If a girl wants to dress up to look nice then let her be, just because she wants to feel pretty doesnt mean she has to endure cat calls and blatant stares from men 3 times her age(especially if theyre with their wives/girlfriends.) Its disgusting the behaviour that many girls choose to accept and what they choose to ignore from men who feel they should act on their sexual thoughts. I presonally found it hard to understand why men would want to be so blatantly rude from as young of an age as 13. Its sad to think that my parents had to tell me to stop smiling at men to be friendly because they might get the wrong idea at such a young age. I dont care how young or old a girl is, why should she have to put up with the ignorance of horny men as she walks down the street?
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staring is rude
but this is a picture
obviously one of many taken by the paparazi of carmen
for all anyone knows the guy took a quick look and got caught
permanently captured in this picture staring for eternity
when in fact he looked away 3 seconds later
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Aren't her boobies fake? Cuz fake boobies stay hard all the time. Not much for breaking news!
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I'm surprised no one stated the obvious...NO WEDDING RING!
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Joan Jett? Kate Beckinsale would make a much better girl crush. Joan Jett has not one, but two penises. YIKES!
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Carmen Electra is Amazing!!
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Ela não conhece Joan Jett tá querendo fazer estilinho meto o pau in her ass!!!
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The song remains the same.
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