Bastardly Breaking News! Christina Aguilera NOT DRUNK!



Glad to see that Christina Aguilera was able to walk on her own after another night on the town...also, much props for being able to know when to say when even with monkey-boy hubby, Jordan. A dramatic difference from the last time we saw her out getting drunk!

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She looks quite nice

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 6:19am
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I don't wanna be too drastic, but... I'd say she looks hot.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 7:01am
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shes hot

and still standing out of the pop princess age..

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 7:33am
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I think she feels as if shes on an entirely different level as other human beings since shes a celebrity, so she needs to show it by having an entirely different skin colour.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 7:49am
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She looks oily and dirty...Ton of self tan cream...Does they have sex? I would afraid to touch her...soil danger!

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 7:54am
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lookin good

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 8:35am
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If you want to see Shiloh & family, the people magazine pictures, go to http://www.imnotobsessed.com/
She has them posted

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 8:47am
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#7........ wow, that baby is absolutely adorable!

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 9:13am
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ugly hairstyle !!!

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 9:17am
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she is SO HIDEOUS. absolutely no natural beauty, pale and mousy haired with a big nose before she got famous. even with the fake boobs, dieting, NASTY yellow wigs and caked on clown makeup, she's still almost as ugly as Sarah Jessica Parker. I love makeup, but pictures of her slathered face make me want to wretch every time. and her eyebrows are so weird, like she rubs foundation right over them. ew, ew, ew
Adriana Lima, Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba--those women are hot with or without makeup, GAGuilera can't even come close and she's knows it. she's trying way too hard and it's just gross

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 10:54am
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*look at

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 10:59am
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Morning Mess: Jordan's got Christina's sauce

• It’s probably not a great sign for Christina Aguilera when someone is so excited to see that she is not drunk for once. Hey, at least she’s not pregnant, too. [Bastardly] • At what point are these photos...

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 11:50am
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The only thing I can say is she's doing better than he counterpart Britanny trailer-park Spears

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 12:02pm
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When is this tramp going to stop trying to become Marilyn Monroe. God it is so annoying. She doesn't have classic marilyn features. Her nose is pointy, her teeth are chiclets. Why can't she just be herself and not every other person in the world. This kid needs to find herself and quit morphing into other people.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 1:17pm
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No booze=no sex. MonkeyBoy definitely didn't get any that night.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 2:09pm
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doesn't anyone else think it's gross she's so orange?! why doesn't someone tell her that it's just not working?!

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 5:37pm
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I think she looks beautiful and I am glad she is going on with her life and not worrying about people who have soooo much time on their hands that they pick apart the lives of others.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 9:42pm
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Have you ever noticed how ugly girls who have tried everything and still look horrible, always end up doing the Marylin Monroe look?
Exemple: Gwen Stefani, Marylin Manson's gothic/psychotic wife, Anna-Nicole Smith, etc...

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:18am
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Check out the horse gums on the chick on the second picture page 2.

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 9:38am
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blue lace U R a fag (even if you are a girl)
ANKLEIDEZIMMER

Saturday, August 12th, 2006 @ 6:38pm
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OMG her hubby is such a tool.

Saturday, September 9th, 2006 @ 8:13am
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shes pretty fucking uglyy nastty i never tap that halle berry is soo hotttttttttt

Monday, September 18th, 2006 @ 12:32am
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Her boobs are fake, aren't they?

Monday, September 25th, 2006 @ 8:49am
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She is soo fucking pretty all of you who have bad shit to say about her why the fuck are you looking at her web thing? yea mmhm you guys are pretty fucking dumb! BY THE FUCKING WAY her nose is not big. and who gives a fuck if it was ur not fucking perfect**

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 11:35pm
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Christina Aguilera...mmm mmmm mm child, Id like to sop her up with a biscut.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 4:31pm
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Just goes to show as long as you have a little cash and don't beat women, you can practically have a foot growing out of your head and get a hot chick. Remember boys, hot women never want their guy to look better than them. Christina proves it.

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 1:20pm
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ditto...

Friday, August 1st, 2008 @ 2:22pm
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she does have an amzing voice though. as long as i dont have to her drag queen face

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 10:56am
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She looks good here.

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 4:29pm
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