Christina Milian's Wardrobe Malfunction from Heaven!
Thursday, June 8th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Not as awesome and wankable as Jessica Alba's wardrobe malfunction from heaven. But nonetheless it's Christina Milian!...and her nipples, pokies, boobies, whatever you wanna say! Those suckas'll poke your eye out baby!!!!






















Hey Jackson,
I don't see it. Where's the wardrobe malfunction? Are you referring to the see thru nips?
I'm liking this look on Christina - I wish they had some full body shots.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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How many layers of make-up does a person need.?
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Silicon boobies are attractive? Well maybe cos they remind all you hungry guys about grapefruit halves?
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If you ever saw Albas boobs, it was a body double. She doesn't do any nudity.
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Real or not her boobs are small and she is way too ethnic looking to compete with true beauties.
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AC...
i thought so too but these titties compared to the ones from the "wardrobe malfunction" bared so much resemblance...
well i'll take your word for it
but i found the movie if you guys wanna see for yourself;)
lol
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jeez, no wardrobe malfunction here. just a hint of a nip in a sheer top. get a life!
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What the fuck is all that garbage on her face???? Looks nasty.
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wtf is "too ethnic looking" supposed to mean? and since when are "ethnic" people excluded from being considered true beauties?
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seriously tralala..you are an idiot. ethnic women not true beauties? what the fuck are you thinking?
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Her tits look fake.
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Tralala-dumb ass get a life! By the way, we all have freaking ethnicities, so why don't you say what you really mean you racist cocksucker?!
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tralala, you use that term waaaaaaay too loosely, the definition is as follows:
Of or relating to a sizable group of people sharing a common and distinctive racial, national, religious, linguistic, or cultural heritage.
So either do some research on how she is "ethnic" or expand your vocabulary by finding a different adjective to describe all the women you don't find attractive, k? ;-)
#2.... the world may never know........
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I think when tralala said "too ethinic" he/she meant ugly and chunky faced.
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I think when tralala said "too ethinic" what he/she meant to say was that christina milian is ugly and chunky faced. Or maybe thats just what im saying.
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Actually, you are the one using the term "ethnic" way too loosely. It's a word used very specifically and commonly in the fashion and beauty world (also everday world) to describe a look that deviates too much from classic, and yes, white beauty. The use of the word "ethnic" is not only common, but completely understood whether you agree with it or not. Be real, whether you realize it or not you know what it means to be colloquial. It's easy to call someone with my opinion "racist," but it's simply not correct.
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Evanty, that's what you are saying ;-) and I agree with these pics making her face fat and squatty, I blame the "grandma whore" make-up she has on and the forehead-displaying hairdo....... all wrong....
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Is the malfunction her fake ass titties?
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wow her tits are really perfect, toooooo perfect. Is there a paparrazzi shot somewhere of her walking out of a plastic surgeons office anywhere?
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I think the most beautiful people in the world are ethnic whites but not whites.
such as Halle Berry, adrianna lima, Jessica Alba. the pure white look like that of Charliz theron is pretty yet boring.
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She doesn't look chunky faced you fucks. So sick of people thinking skinnier-the-better. I'm moving to fucking Guam. Can't stand you rediculous bastards anymore. Too bad lobotomy's aren't trendy, then all you goddamn American, middle school educated, 4 hours of tv a day average, America's next top model watching, American Idol voting, apathetic, lazy, cosmetic surgery wanting, pug owning, pop music listening, fake tanning, pussy on a pedestel, narcissistic, pretentious, false ego naysayers can go eat a big fat cornfed black cock.
Evanty & tralala I wish you would attempt to swallo a lime whole.
lilyspryte, I'm watching you. Literally. Through the window. You got a fat ass fupa and forehead. Get a camero and talk to me.
Miserly cunts.
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I have seen it before and have it on my hard drive, but can never get enough of her, keep it CUUUMMMING
SO GLAD I VOTED FOR GORE AND KERRY
BRING THE TROOPS HOME
IMPEACH BUSH BIN LADIN
YANKEE'S SUCK....................GO RED SOX
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Irishmaddog you're a disgusting traitor to your race
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tralala... Just fuck off and stop talking shit.
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It's not a wardrobe malfunction if it was planned like that. Yes, her shirt is kinda see through but it's nothing "spectacular". So many celebs show the nipple thru the sheer shirt that it's not even a big deal anymore.
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She is definitaly one of the hottest women on the face of the earth.
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Clay face
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She's an ugly midget.
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Why all the arguing? Stop and take some time to appreciate a perfect li'l Latina blessing us with a heavenly glimpse of her perfect nipples. For crying out loud! She could put your eye out with those things!
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27 cocola what's your problem, you don't know what you are, a mutt or are you of those no balls, keep your mouth shut republicans, who love this EVIL PRESIDENT we have.
I know your one of those fags ass yankee fans,
you pick, any of the 3.................GO FUCK YOUR SELF
and remmeber their are 2 types there are 2 types of people in the world, those who are lucky enough to be IRISH and those unlucky fucks who are not.
Christina Milian is in my top 10 of woman, I love CUBAN woman
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micchell-
Halle Berry is not an "ethnic white". She is a black woman. If I saw her walking into a restaurant, I definately would not consider her an ethnic white. Beautiful, yes. Ethnic white? NOOOO. Angelina Jolie is more of an ethnic white. If she's an ethnic white, every mixed black person in the U.S is an ethnic white, lol.
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Allahu Akbar...how i almost missed this post...broads nipples look like they were iced for 2 hours...on some coke bottle caps visage... OW OOOOOOOOOOOOO!
i've been on this broad since "every little thing tha we do"...so all you can fall back and keep her name out ya mouths... im this close to gettin a restraining order, so dont fuck it up for me..
lol @ Crack with the ether...
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Jax, you gotta do "What Flavor Are Christina Milian's Nipples?" Post...(a la Vanessa Minnipple.)
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I'd figure they'd dispense delicious, liquid sex. The kind where you just get a taste and next thing you know you have to change your pants.
Mmmm, booooooobies.
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I think this chick is hot, wide face or not. Nice taa-taas.
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this isnt racist but she looks like a monkey to me. like she belongs in the jungle!!!
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@22--her breasts are small though. I think they're real. she's young, perky, and probably wearing some kind of subtle body makeup. real boobs can look like that, absolutely
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These pics are older than dirt! When were these taken? 1999?
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I pick the saggier tit on the left. I like that one better.
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She has one crazy identity crisis.
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bobo, I've seen your posts before, you definitely meant that as a racist remark, douche bag.
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He always says the same thing.
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Crack, I don't want a "camero" because it's not the car for me, so what's the point in getting one? I think you misunderstood, it's just these pics that make her look that way. Her hair should not be pushed back like that and anyone that young should never wear that amount of brash make-up, rarely does metallic purple look good on ANYONE. She's pretty, not fat at all...... and there is nothing wrong with having meat on the face. But with that said, breath.......
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well I screwed that one up, here I am trying to be witty and I misspelled camaro.....
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irishmaddog - HAHAHAHA!
I'm an Irish girl myself, you big fat dope
So I guess that means I'm lucky
But I'm glad I didn't vote for that p***y Kerry & his crazy-ass wife
I'm glad we caught al-Zarqawi
And I love me some Mike Mussina! You're still a traitor!
(tho I'll admit, I like some Latin men myself)
Later loser!
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52 COCOLA, you seem to be getting better, but to call Kerry a P***y, is fucking crazy and wrong, he went to VIETNAM, Bush's Daddy got him out of it, Kerry got a purple Hart, that means he got wounded, Bush was home Snorting COKE.
Can't stand his wife either
I was happy we got Al-Zarqawi, but remember Bush doesn't want to get Bin Ladin......he makes to much money with his family
Other than that you don't sound so bad
One more thing baby girl, I hate any one who is on the Yankee' or any other New York Team.........except Bernie Williams
so remember baby girl
SO GLAD I VOTED FOR GORE AND KERRY
BRING THE TROOPS HOME
IMPEACH BUSH BIN LADIN
YANKEE'S SUCK................GO RED SOX
---AL GORE 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND BABY
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Leave christina alone she is fit!!! if u want to have a pop at a fat ugly slag who fucks all the men she sings wid (even the big fatys) slate up MARIAH CARREY!!!
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[...] Okay, so in no way does Beyonce compare to Jessica Alba’s wardrobe malfunction from heaven but it is better than the see-through pokies of Christina Milian… [...]
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shit fuck all yall. this bitch so sexy i'll be quick to marry a bitch
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wat the hell r any of u nerdz really sayin'? look. anyone who sayz anything bad about my novia, christina milian, iz muy estupidio. she iz the most sexy girl i've ever seen. i've been crushin' on her since the "dip it low" video. go 2 my myspace page (www.myspace.com/airjackson), watch the video, & tell me u don't get a boner lookin' @ her lil' sexy cuban ass. if u're a dude & don't get turned on by her, well, i hate 2 tell u thiz, but, u're a homosexual. CALIENTE CHULA!!!! she sure knows how 2 bring the horny beast out of me. i would bone her sooooo hard. and i would lick, flick, & suck her tender, senitive, cuban nipples until she....who am i kiddin'? i would stay latched onto those babies. i would do her missionary, cowgirl, and doggie-style. i would go down on her faster than paris hilton goes down at a greek wine tastin' party. and, BURN!!!!
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airman's has got the right idea..
the only way she could look any better is if she had sopme of my creamy white dripping down her cheek.
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Those are not her bobbies they did the picture in photoshop and she puts a lot of makeup because she looks so ugly without it she want to be much better than beyonce but the poor prostitute can pobresita
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YO CHRISTINA IS BEAUTIFUL, IT WASN'T HER IT WAS PROBBLY HER MAKE-UP ARTIST BUT SHES STILL CLASSY AND PRETTY AND THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY.
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i would hella tity fuk her
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idc wat any of u guys say i would do any thing to fuck wit christina millian!!
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i would tity fuck her too!! but u can barely see her nipple. and i would for sho let her suck my dick too.i would suck her tittys wit her exy self ad fuck wit her.
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and any of u would fuck christina? if u wouldnt fuck u ,,l,,,,l,, bye =p
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she looks like a prostitute
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Christina Milan is beautiful by any standard. Beauty transcends race or ethnicty. All races are amply represented in that department. If your opinion of who's beautiful and who's not is based on ethnicity, then you're not qualified to have an opinion that's considered by anyone other than a blind man.
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I completely agree with you greasedog. People are so fucking ignorant, it's sickening! I know this post is old, but I would really love to see what you look like Tralala. I bet you're ugly and pale and like to make yourself feel better about that nasty ass skin of yours by saying darker skin is ugly. Bitch please, everyone wants darker skin, why do you think most of your people go out and tan. Hell, some even spray the shit on.
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I don't know, something about her is kind of sluttish.
PS.that's not a bad thing
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i'd fuck the shit out of her
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Jackson...
I'm not sure if you've seen one of Alba's movies (or is it a show???) but she shows her titties and then it gets licked by a guy.....geebus...u should watch it so u can stop trying to have sneak peaks at it!!!
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Since always and you know what it means so save your "WTF!!"
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I really like her painted on brows. I hope it won't rain.
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WTF 27cocola don't you know that the Irish are the blacks of Europe!!! hahaa. Why do you think so many mixed kids are either half black half irish.. (or jewish for that matter). Remember the book and the movie Queen by Alex Haley (Halle berry played a half-IRISH black woman). Race doesn't matter anyway. Its all in the ignorant minds of crazy ass people who need to be put to sleep. Beauty is Beauty, and Milian is definitely beautiful. It makes me wanna find a Spanish guy, get married, and have pretty little mixlings.
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I think she's beautiful.
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The girl has a chunky, round face. Dont get offended, its true. You can't deny that her face is fat, her body not as much. But hey, theres always gonna be guys out there who like the plumper girls, and good for them to be able to get past the whole fat thing. I applaud you as you venture deep into the sweaty cavernous muff they possess since they are unable to see down there let alone bathe or trim.
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I saw this picture of her she doesn't have ass and hips she is too slim to flat she is pretty but just with a lot of makeup like this picture
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BTW
it looked amazing;)
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I want to apoligize my coment but thas true and i also want to say that she is pretty but thas it she is not sexy and hot like jlo she is just pretty
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