Jessica Alba wants to you watch the 2006 MTV Movie Awards
Thursday, June 8th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
We've already posted the pictures from the event, now it's time to actually watch the 2006 MTV Movie Awards tonight! Yes, I'm giving MTV a free plug even though they should've purchased some adspace like Dane Cook's Tourgasm did! (Support that ad!)
I'm so sick of this skinny overrated whore.
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JA wants YOU to watch the blah blah.
She's hot hot hot
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so, did anyone watch this crap or what?!
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Jessica Alba wants me to watch the MTV Music Awards?
Wellll, okay. But first I want Jessica Alba to do something for me ... a couple times.
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i didnt watch it, i knew her "sexiest performance" would win cuz first of all, she was the HOST and no one really cares about her, shes not really an IT girl, so i mean, can we say FIXED???!!!!! plus, sin city won NOTHING.....i voted rosario dawson and clive for best kiss.. :( they were so hot together!!!!!! sorry Moelicious and Jackson, i KNOW shes your ULTIMATE fave, but come on......i know you guys are hotter than HER! ;) like me!!! heehee whatever, i KNOW im a sexy little FREAK!!!! ;) LOVE YOU Moelicious and Jackson and phred and john and lemure and lilysprite and nodakgirl and vito :)
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LOL FINALLY JEALOUS LOVES ME TOO!!!! I LOVE YOU JEALOUS! I DIDNT WATCH THAT STUPID JACKASS FESTIVAL, I HEARD SHE STUTTERED AND STUMBLED THRU THE LINES AND WHATEVER ELSE THEY SPOON FED HER WITH A CRANE. OF COURSE THE BALLOTS WERE FIXED JEALOUS, COME ON, BABY! TOO BAD NOTHING FELL ON HER THAT WOULD HAVE MADE FOR WONDERFUL TELEVEISION. SLOBBA IS SUCH A WASTE OF SPACE, A 4 STORY PILE OF TRASH, SO SUCK IT BITCHES, THE CUNT LOOKS LIKE SHES 50 IN THE GRAMMA DRESS WHICH IS WIERD SEEIN THAT HER FACE USUALLY REMINDS ME OF A SPECIAL ED KID THATS 4 YEARS OLD.
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i didnt watch it, apparantly NO one did cuz its NOT playing ALL the fucking TIME like ALL the other MTV awards shows......so ha ha jay, no one likes you just fuck off and die in your indian/mexican stench pool that is your mattress of a job.
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LOLOLOL!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY AND SO TRUE! I DIDNT WATCH IT, AND I WONT, NOT ON RERUNS, NOTHING. ONLY IF SHE WAS SNIPERED AND A GIANT STIENWAY AND SONS DROPPED ON HER LIKE AN ACME BOX. THEN THE ROADRUNNER DOES A LITTLE JIG ON HER BRAINS AND SKIPS AWAY.
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jessica alba wants her BO to go away
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#1 you are a genius. NO MORE ALBATROSS!!!!!!!!! we fucking GET it, moe and jack feel the need to put more pics of this below average overrated slut with celulite, but come ON! more REAL hotties!!! please, she WAS in buttafaces.com!!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!
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Gammi is a nab, give em more fat chicks.
"Haters wil always be haters, FU all JA haters"
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fat cunt needz to dieeee
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