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Bastardly Breaking News! Kristin Cavallari is really thirsty!



Damn, not one but TWO mochalatte/frappaccino/blended coffee/whatever you wanna call that stuff drinks! Perfect for those hot days in The Hills...errr, oops, sorry wrong chick....in Laguna Beach, right????

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I'd pee in her butt.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 11:56am
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she looks cute for once.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:00pm
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I don't understand the appeal of this chick, she has a trashy look to her

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:03pm
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She just looks like the typical sorority chick.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 1:26pm
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that dude is HOT!!!

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 4:32pm
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that dude is wearing MANPRIs!!!

I bet the dude is loaded...only then can you justify manpris

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 7:18pm
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I have no idea why she is even news. I mean what has she done to get in anything, except suck her way up the hollywood ladder. No talent, except for sleeping with EVERYONE in laguna and that's about it......spare us all with this slut with a 12 year old boys body!!!

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 11:13pm
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This poor little gal.
At 19, she looks 38 -- except for her knees.
She doesn't have fat knees like a 38-year-old.
And not enough rug burns yet, either.

Saturday, June 10th, 2006 @ 1:34am
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NODAKGIRL, YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUTTA MY MOUTH!!! I WAS GOING TO SAY, SHES REALLY THIRSTY AND REALLY FAT TOO. SORRY, BUT SHE IS!!!!!!

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 @ 9:23am
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ALSO, I HOPE THERES VALTREX IN THAT COFFEE FOR HER NARSTY VDS
SHE KEEPS GETTING UGLIER AND FATTER EVERY TIME I SEE HER FUGLY ASS

Saturday, June 17th, 2006 @ 6:31pm
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can she actually see with that hat on? I hope she drinks both of those fattachinos...

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 12:54am
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She's not cute. She's just another little average white girl who fucked everyone at MTV to get a damn show. She looks trashy and she acts bitchy.

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 12:19am
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fat? are you serious? wow...shut the hell up

Saturday, August 19th, 2006 @ 1:30pm
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She is average. Her parents probably know someone in Hollywood because that's the only reason she's "famous".

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 12:30am
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please, please...no more of this ho...I can't take her

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:03pm
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She looks like a USC sorority girl ..... on the girls gone wild finals week bus.

Monday, April 13th, 2009 @ 11:15pm
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