Bastardly Breaking News! Martine McCutcheon gets wet!

now that is a healthy looking woman
i like her
who is she

What's her ass like?

Yea, who be this lass? She's muy caliente.

I'd pee in her butt.

Where'd her neck go??

Who is she???

She was in Love Actually as Hugh Grant's love interest. I think she is very nice :-)

oooooooh yeah! She was the one who had the sailor's mouth....... that was a good flick :)

That's a sexy chunky monkey. The extra baby fat is forgiveable because of the cute face and nice rackage, wouldn't you agree?

She can git it.

I don't mind a "healthy frame" on the right girl. but, she doesn't do it for me for some reason. also, I know, I know, this is going to sound horrible, I don't even know how to put this, quite frankly. so, I'm just gonna say it. I imagine her "toy box" to be not only extremely hairy, but also quite pungent. sorry. my gut feeling.

500wpd... how would you label her on your fitness/gym 'type' thing. come on... :)

Haha, I didn't even recognize her 'til the fourth picture because she's making such ridiculous faces in the others. She's a cutie, though.

She's not chunky, she's cute. average sized, just needs a little toning. I'd do her.

glimmer... this one doesn't quite make the cut to be a Large Parts gal. I'll be concluding my gym babe ogling opus and she'll fit into a new category I'll talk about then

>> I imagine her “toy box” to be not only extremely hairy, but also quite pungent>>
That's one stupid and immature comment. I'd like you to tell me how you can judge that from picture. I bet you're like what, 14?

OMG where did she get that rack looks like chicken breasts. I like chicks with a big booty but thin in teh center. I bet if she takes of her bra her boobs will be very dripy.

She looks like a lazy, lousy lay.

whale.

"huge arms"? "whale"? Jesus, some of you people need fucking therapy if you think this woman is huge anywhere or the least bit whale like. She's not a hardbody. Not everyone LIKES a hardbody. But I can't imagine how you see the world if you think this woman is fat. Ya know what they call guys who like a hard stomach, slim hips, a small hard ass and long lean legs on their lover? Homosexuals. Perhaps it's time to come out of the closet my homo homies...

She sings too.

http://www.myspace.com/martinemcc

She's pretty and carries those pounds well. Lots of cushion for the pushin'. She's an all-nighter for me. Yum.

She's martine mcutcheon, from eastenders.

What football team does she play for?

Cooool.

aww,she looks cute and shes soo not fat.

This woman is a whale, what crack are you people on? she looks to be nearly 200 pounds

Aja, honey, you have your glasses on backwards again. She's 150 max and who the hell says every woman on the planet has to weigh 110 pounds? Given a choice between Nicole "I'm now officially translucent" Richie and this woman, you'd prefer Nicole, right? You're welcome to your preferences, I suppose, but you have a really distorted notion of what an acceptable size is for women. If you're female, I'd bet cash money you've got some sort of body dysmorphic disorder. Either that or you were dropped on your head as a baby. A lot.

I hated how she was descibed as chubby in LA. Seriously she's fucking gorgeous. Much better than that flat as a board Keira Knightly.

She looks Hot i dunno what all you people see as fat really.

Ignorant. Just cause she looks fat to me, and I have a different opinion than you, I think nicole dachau ritchie looks good? HELL NO ANY WEIGHT EXTREME IS YUCK. These hollywood skinnies are repulsive as well. But there's voluptuous and there is borderline obese. this woman is 3 cheeseburgers away from having to be cut outta her house. Later losers. That said, she's probably still too hot for your homebound no life having computer monitor drooling loser asses. PEACE!

Aaaaajaaaaaa...cupcake, you said she looked like she was nearly 200 pounds. To look like this at 200 pounds, a woman would have to be 6'5"... Either admit that you're rubbish at maths or have someone drive you to an optometrist immediately, mmkay?

she's between 5'7" & 5'9"

Bret is a gay name................soooo gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Yes, and "Aja" is quite butch. Mmhm. And what are you still doing here? Shouldn't you be down at the cemetary trying to break into a crypt and fuck a skeleton?

Aja pronounced Ah Jahhh is a very soft and unique name. Nothing Butch there. And your sad ass attempt at a joke--- didn't even make sense. I won't even waste my time sparring with you because you are too weak, and not on my level. NEXT...

Oh, no...it said I'm not on its level. Well then it must be true. God, you're such the razor wit! Listen, douchebag, it's okay if you fancy skeletons but you've gotta at least accept that fact that you don't have a clue as to what an acceptable weight is for a grown woman. Pull your head out of your ass, Ah Jahhhhhh. Seriously.

f***ing gorgeous

bucket of lard.

Well Martine has changed her weight for films and this can be seen in certain photo's, but she is one hell of a good looking girl and really nice with it. I was with her for two months in 2001 and she was a great laugh and always looked damn good.
Hope to catch up with her again now she is single again

So sexy!!!!!!! you GOTTA make more pic posts on her, Jackson!

I love Martine.

i used to think she was ok, but apparently when she was on "soapstar superstar" the warm up guy went over to chat to her but she out her hand up to his face and said "i don't talk to people like you"

thats just discusting, especially coming from a fucking council house girl!!

bitch

Fat skinny whatever, but she has a freakin blowhole on her leg in the cottage cheese in pic 1!

sexy mint tits

Leave it out, she's frickin gorgous!

kinda chunky. those arms are huge!

This bitch looks old and tired. And she shouldn't be wearing that expspensive ass watch in the ocean.

Stinky snatch be not a good thin'.
T' hair can always be trimmed (mowed if necessary) or used as floss - as long as t' snatch be not stinky.

bootylicious:

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e33/jrosey77/martinebutt.jpg

hot:

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e33/jrosey77/oohnewswimsuit.jpg

Nice and curvy. Hot.

this lady has big boobs

She's from Love actually, very cute and sexy body