Linda Evangelista & The Ugliest Dress In The World



A couple questions arise when you look at these snaps...

1. Is Linda pregnant (with quadruplets)?
2. Is Linda a whale w/ a hottie's head?
3. Does Linda smoke crack?

Ok, you guys get the point...

Here are more snaps of her @ a party held last night in celebration of the 160th Anniversary of Loewe.

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31 Scandalous Comments

Alien face.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:17pm
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It's a raincoat!

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:22pm
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Judging by the size of her tits - she is pregnant.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:25pm
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she is beautiful, but this homeless guy who lives in a garbage bin a few blocks away will be wondering where his bedspread went. Why would you rob a homeless guy, linda? That's totally below the belt.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:28pm
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i prefer her as a harsh bitchy brunette for sure. she couldn't be pregnant enough to show and still have that fake blonde hair. she'd be showing WAY more roots. i'm guessing shes put on weight and is trying to hide it. look how thick her legs are...no supermodel legs there...

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:30pm
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She's a beauty...... that dress reminds me of something our grandmothers would have worn back in the day, when they wanted to be "daring"......... or maybe a gold trash can cover with sleeves sewn on.....

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:53pm
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WTF?

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 1:23pm
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Yes, she is gorgeous, but did she borrow that dress from my Grandma? It looks exactly like her drapes!

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 1:40pm
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OK. So who knocked her up?

Also: her horrid dress is the tragic and misguided effort of some vapid & insufferable haute couture freakshow MAN -- who doesn't have a CLUE about accomodating the "bump" and big titties that happen when preggers. Hence the STUPID LOOKING HEMLINE going up over her kneecaps in the front. This proves how essentially IGNORANT the idiot men are who design some of the crap clothing we women are "conned" into thinking we should wear...

IT's FRIDAY AFTERNOON!
OLIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 1:50pm
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[...] Linda Evangelista looks pregnant. [...]

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 2:57pm
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ahah, that's really funny. She still manages to look elegant, classy and incredibly beautiful... Damn, that's hard to do!

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 3:11pm
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Isn't that one of MaMa Cass Elliots outfits? Reminds me of them!

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 3:14pm
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Let's have a moment of silence for Mama Cass........... to think....... her murderer was a ham sandwich.......

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 3:20pm
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mistake

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 3:22pm
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I never understood the heights such a face has attained in terms of marketability and the like. She's tall and she has lovely high cheek bones... big whoop!! I'm guessing she must have been stoned when she said the so-called famous comment about getting out of bed I think.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 3:52pm
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Carface?

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 4:45pm
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Rag on her all you want, but you can't deny the fact that she does have big boobs.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 6:50pm
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Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 8:02pm
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The ugliest dress in the world, potential breeding going on, and no bra. This is all bad.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 9:55pm
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Still bangable.

Saturday, June 10th, 2006 @ 3:48pm
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she's pregnant.

Saturday, June 10th, 2006 @ 4:11pm
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She's obviously pregnant. And still beautiful. Linda normally wouldn't be caught dead in something like that.

Saturday, June 10th, 2006 @ 8:38pm
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Linda is PREGNANT. And at 41, still one of the most beautiful people in the world.

Sunday, June 11th, 2006 @ 6:44pm
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She's just fat - she even looks hungry....

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 8:18am
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Do we really need 5 photos of this dress? We get it...

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 2:39pm
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volume is in, ergo the tent dress

she looks great though, youthful and glowing. i'd be so happy for her if she was pregnant after her miscarriage a few years ago

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 9:34am
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Linda Evangelista is pregnant with her first child, probably in her final trimester. She miscarried a child previously at 6 months, so all things considered, I doubt her dress is forefront in her own personal list of concerns. The fact that everyone here is commenting on Linda Evangelista's dress is probably a reflection of how little anyone here has to do of interest other then to bitch. So time for me to go do something a little less boring instead, and umm, Lets see some pics of you people (Gods and Godesses no doubt) in ball dresses and tuxes for comment then (Oh and don't forget that you are 9 months pregnant when you make your well informed 'fashionable' choices....

Sunday, July 9th, 2006 @ 5:08pm
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I'm sorry Moe but if I saw her at the party even if she was wearing that I would still be impressed.

She looks elegant. I like that.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:22pm
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Still gorgeous.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:31pm
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Terrible dress. She's still gorgeous, though. It just makes me feel old that I remember worshiping her back when she was the supermodel of all supermodels.

"I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day."

Best supermodel quote of all time.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 3:20pm
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Don't just pick on this lady! They are ALL wildly over-rated!

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 3:55pm
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