Lindsay Lohan answers the $3,000,000 question
Friday, June 9th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

It's like that Gatorade commercial years ago with Michael Jordan and Mia Hamm....instead we have Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton going back and forth with each other showing us "Anything you can do I can do better!"
























Matching driving/bondage gloves. How chic.
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Who is that guy?
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disgusting
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she's hoping to grovel out a Chanel contract... ho
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i still don't get what the big fuckin deal is about Lindsay Lohan. she is way less than average looking, she has the worst misshapen eyebrows ever, and her skin is turning an orange hue...she's starting to look like an oompa loompa.
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C'mon dude, Karl Lagerfeld is GAY GAY GAY! He wants no piece of Lindsay, maybe her meth pipe but that is it!!! Total homo. BTW, did you see the new pics of Lindsay on dlisted today? That bitch is high as hell!
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Maybe it's any port in a storm for Karl - he's entering from behind anyway.
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what is it with these a-holes. Look at Damiano and what a train wreck he has become nd then look at Karl. Sheeeesh.
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I'm under 25, and I know who Karl Lagerfeld is!
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Congratulations Jenny! Thanks for breaking the code.
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I’m under 25, and I know who Karl Lagerfeld is!
AND????????
Aside from Jenny's MINDLESS Comment...That's not Karl Lagerfeld! Thats Mozart Amadeus. Look at his foo foo shirt! That makes him well over 100 years old. She dug him up from the grave and propped him up beside her. Kinda like Weekend at Bernies.
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i'm 18 and i know him very well!
hohan sucks!!!!!
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What's with the Dr. Strangelove gloves?
Crypt-Keeper Karl looks like he's absolutely lacking ANY sense of humor, too. Wouldn't you HATE to be stuck sitting next to him at a dinner party? HELLO MR. HAPPYPANTS!
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Pottymouth, thank you for making me laugh so hard...Mozart and Weekend @ Bernie's...not something one would associate together, but it worked, lol!
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ew i hate both of them. i wanted to vomit looking at these pics.
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Haha, Pottymouth, you're a total asshole. As you may have noticed, senin said, "Karl Lagerfeld. Does anyone under the age of 25 know who he is? How many times has this question been answered in this forum????" I was merely responding to that question. Sorry if responding to questions is too "mindless" for you.
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She's starting to get junkie face
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Faces of Meth
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that is some funny shit kathryn
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he should play Dracula in a movie or some shit
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Karl Lagerfeld. Does anyone under the age of 25 know who he is? How many times has this question been answered in this forum????
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she wouid be a good poerson if she would whant to drink
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oooh, oooh, I know Karl! and I'm 15.... isn't he homosexual though?
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The man is one of the most famous fashion designer(Chanel) come on how dumb are you!!!
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