Melissa Joan Hart Trying Too Hard For Bastardly MILF Institute Membership

Explain the weight gain Clarissa!

Didn't she just have a kid? Cut her some slack. Shes not even wearing makeup and there is no airbrushing either. But I do agree, she does not belong in the B.M.I. just yet.

Hmm... She's not gorgeous, but she doesn't have any make up -so I am giving her a break. Must take a lot of courage to have your picture taken and then be next to amazingly beautiful women. I admire that, seriously!

could it be ptosis?

I've always thought she was fugly. Good role model for insecure little girls, though--"You can be fugly and still become famous!"

Damn thats one wet mouth.....anyone thinking what Im thinking?

yes, I'm thinking what you're thinking my man! She just saw someone walk by with a hot fudge sunday and she's drooling???

OH MY GOD!!!! She used to be able to fit into that outfit? NO WAY!!!! It's as if she was once a baby!!!!! Just like every single person every born!!!! OMG it's such a shocking thing to say!!!!

I always thought she was fugly, too. I'm not going to give her shit about her weight gain, she DID just have a baby, after all.

I've always found something unsettling about her, including when she was younger and on tv. Part of you wants to think of her as hot and doable, but the other half sees a troll in costume. It's not fugly per say, it's more like your brain's in a constant tug of war with itself. You're trying to compare her to Alicia Silverstone but can't quite get there. Eventually you realize she's not worth looking at.

She's always been a little chubby, has an undefined chin and is generally not hot. That's probably it.

Compare her to Alecia Silverstone? Have you seen the zit queen lately? The only time I would compare her to Alecia is if I were trying to figure out which one of them looks more like a pig!

She was always unattractive. We all knew she'd end up being a fat turd.

She's never looked good.

Do you lot even live in the real world? The woman has just had a kid, and in the first 6-8 months, the best thing you can do is sleep when it does. C'mon, gie the woman a break. There's motherhood, and then there's the pressure preening for the camera. Good on her for putting the wee one first.

I wish I lived in the real world...

Fine, then, she's just a turd.

Lily. Exactly. Neurogenic PTOSIS.

Sometimes congenital...perhaps here with MJH...but not likely in the Case of Paris Hilton. I believe Paris got her droopy eyelid after one-too-many-times being on her knees...and one-too-many-times she got poked in the eye by a trouser snake. This caused permanent damage to ligament(s) controlling the eyelid muscle.

Then again...perhaps Paris has just ASSIMILATED. She's taken so many one-eyed-wonder-weasels into her mouth...that she's actually BECOME one herself. She "matches" now...

Damn those are some nasty zits MAN but she has a weird lazy eye O-0 she looks like Don Vito. Mirs. Don Vito LOL but realy that eye is creepy.

ohh that poor girl, pregnancy is not treating her right

She's so fugly. Ugh! Can't stand her or her lazy eye.

omg she does have a lazy eye!!! and, im sorry but its looks like she just made out with a pigon with the bird flew, i mean, look at her complection, that girl needs some easy breezt beautiful cover girl if you ask me.

Pregnancy doesn't give acne, does it? Maybe it's just nature paying her back for never getting zits as a kid.

sometimes it's a no-brainer, like stopping your pregnancy diet after you give birth! once baby's out oreos should not be part of your daily intake if you want to lose the weight. and usually babies keep you so busy you have NO TIME to eat or sleep yourself, which makes the weight go faster.

Regardless of her weight, she is average at best. Definitely not MILF material.

The eye problem might be the result of Myesthenia Gravis, an autoimmune disease that first manifests by affecting the muscles in the face, specifically the eyelids. Give her a break....

Good call Dr. Jenna!

come ON, she was a CHILD star not a victoria's secret model, then she grew up and had a friggin baby. Now we see a photo of her with No make up, No plastic surgery, but are comparing her to the likes of plastic, bleached and anorexic paris hilton. how many of you have gone through pregnancy and can actually talk some sh*t?? and can't anyone tell the difference between freckles and ZITS already?? the girl looks like she's been in the sun. now, how about ya'll all post your own photos and see how hot you are, you lazy a$$ computer losers!

You people are so incredibly mean, it's unbelievable. The woman just had a child in these shots and it's not shown here but there are pictures where she had worked out really hard and the right way to get fit again. she's a real person and she's obviously secure enough in herself to go out and pose for pictures with no make up. i highly doubt that you are all supermodels yourselves, so you all just sit in your little holes on the internet where no one can see what you look like or judge you, while you critique people just to make your sad pathetic little lives oh so much better.....grow up people...she's not trying to impress you.

THERE IS NOT ONE ZIT ON HER FACE!!!! SHE HAS FRECKLES, YOU IDIOTS!

looks like she has been taking the weedwacker to the poison ivy

Clarissa says.....I gained weight because I am a nasty cheap ho who couldnt keep my legs shut.

Damn thats one wet mouth.....anyone thinking what Im thinking?

give her break! she had a baby! However, she should have her shit together by August. If she is lookin' like Miss Piggy or Mrs. Piggy, in August, then the fugly comments are justifiable.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER JOAN!!!!

I hate that weird eye of hers. What the heck, is it lazy or what? The close ups of it's weirdness are killing me.

There goes my fucking childhood...

My husband loved her nude or whatever spread in Max.. almost cost me my marriage so I am not a fan of hers. I thought she was good and wholesome, until I saw. Anyway, someone should ask her if she knows Debbie Gibson....that girl knows when her 15 minutes are up.