Salma Hayek vs. Catherine Zeta-Jones - A Bastardly Cleavage Matchup

Boobs Hayek hands down!

As for pure cleavage, i've gotta go with Zeta Jones. But, overall, I think Salma looks better in these photos. But Catherine still has it after all these years.

I think bastardly should've found a shot of Salma where her breasts weren't pushed together so much, and were just hanging more....for a better comparison to Zeta Jones.

Can we get a re-do?

why is everyone so obsessed with boobs?

Salma be t' best between these two beauties.

God, Yah....

Didn't you know that the whole f*cking world revolves around TITTIES?
It's the only reason for living!

Why be everybody obsessed with boobs? Because no matter what t' size, they be wonderfully soft. They be lickable, suckable, squeezable, fun t' play with, and with t' starboard female slappable.

Think about it - if it weren't for tits we'd have all died in infancy. Here's to tits! Salma rules.

Salma has dirty stretch marks enveloping her titties. So I choose the other bitch.

not even a competition, salma for sure,

Why does everyone think hayek is hot? She's so fugly! She looks like a man! I think it's cos the women like her cos it gives them hope that even a tranny can look hot, so surely even they have a chance at fame and fortune. And the men are just sheeps, they wanna fuck everything that's shoved in their faces.

cathrins are real and have a nice natural fall to them, Selmas have strech marks all over whats showing imagine unleashing them, down to the waist without an ton of pancake make up and no under wire those puppies would be flopping in the wind with cathrin what you see is what you get!

Phred obviously has cataracts. Salma is gorgeous. She already had sizable chee chees but then she made them bigger. They look very nice. Hmm, I don't know how I feel about CZJ. She seems like quite a bitch, her face is beautiful, but she's old and it shows, plus the old slag lies about her age by about a decade, which makes her look older. CZJ has prettier hair though.

Yah...okay - Everyone loves boobs male and female! I honestly think women are more obsessed with big tatas than men are. Men seem to like all boobs, but women are fascinated with big ones, my friends grab mine all the time. Perverts.

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Salma all the way.

Lol with the cataracts comment Lemure, but I can't believe nobody else can see it, she has a manly face, she's blatantly a tranny.

Sure she has bigger boobs, but bigger =/ good in all cases and boobs don't automatically make a woman hot. It's the face, mainly the face. I like my women to look like women. The more feminine, the better for me. I can't stand any trace of man in a woman.

Yes as I was saying, big boob does not necessarily equal hot, they need to be firm, perky with a nice shape, and not bulbous, shapeless and saggy as is the case with Salma's, and with the stretchmarks, that's just disgusting. How did she manage to get stretchmarks on her boobs ffs?!

Anyway, Hayek is not hot whatsoever. There are pics in which she could look okay, but never hot. She doesn't look slender and fragile enough for me. She wouldn't slap, she'd punch. There's too much man in her. She just looks too stocky.

CZJ may be old, but since when was ageing a crime? I'd say she's aged nicely. Plus she looks classy, even in trashy clothes. She looks nice and womanly. Not like Xena the warrior princess there. I mean who wants to a warrior princess? I just want a standard issue princess. Like beauty in beauty and the beast... Yes, everyone wants a pretty girl.

Slama Hayek. No Contest!

you guys must be gay.

salma hayek has perfect breasts. she has been topless in a few movies, and they dont look like pancakes or down to her waist AT ALL. if you google for topless pics of her you can probably find shots (I saw them on a blog once).

Salma is wearing a dress with a push up bra, its so obious. I go with Katherine. Her face is nicer too

I'm glad someone can see the light.

i read at goodplasticsurgery.com salma hayek got breast implants so the other one wrins by default.

SALMA it isn't even a match up

Salma, by far!!
CZJ's titties are fake and so far apart, I don't mind fake, but that is a bad boobjob. She propabaly needs a vice-grip to get those babies closer together.
Definately Salma, I am a girl, but I would love to nestle between her boobies, they are beautiful!

CZJ's boobs look better and natural, salma's look fake and pushed together. Put that CZJ's elegance, she wins by far. For a woman her age, she looks absolutely stunning...

Salma got a manly face, but her body is freaking awesome. No question about her body vs CJZ...so I have to go with Salma overall

wut da f r u guys talkin about catherine wins 4 sure !!

Salma is the most pretty sexy spicy girl i have ever seen . Her face and her body is just perfect !!!
she is sassy and has class . she is really hot and i have never heard a guy saying say she looks like a man .
that's ridicilous . She is just made for sex . The only thing that i actualy don't like is her boobs . Too fake looking . but hey nobody is pefect !

u guys r idoits all of u wish u could look half as good as she does and all u men who r saying she looks like a man you obviousley say that cause u would never have a chance in hell with her. She has beautiful breast and a beautiful face shes all around beautiful and so is catherine zeta jones there just gourgues in different ways selma is more sexy exotic beautiful and catherine is more classicilly beautiful but who fucking cares anyway and as far as tha idiot who said how is it "she managed to have stretch marks on her breast". R u that stupid, women have stretch marks all women i have them on my breast and i dont give a damn she didnt manage anything u get them u dont ask for them and its not totally disgusting is that y your behind a computer talking about a girl instead of having one. all of you are idiots who focus on every imperfection to make yourselves feel better about your own damn insecurities. Shes human she cant possibly be perfect and she doesnt even have stretch marks on her breast u idiots u just wanna find something wrong about her to make yourselves feel better about u and your imperfections. Every woman has stretch marks including on the breast i have them and why is that disgusting everybody has it. is it really because its gross or is it u guys wanna focus and every tiny imperfection u possibly can in order to make yourselves feel better your all a bunch of loosers and u have no appreciation for a reall beautiful women every woman has stretch marks cellulite acne whatever men have stretch marks but u dont see people saying anything about them u guys are part of the problem no one can be perfect it doesnt work that way but then agian u guys are bunch of idiots and wasting my time talking to idiots wont get me no where
i blame anorexia the plastic surgery epidemic bullimia etc on idiots like u
if u wanna talk about ugly u dont have to look in the mirror (all though im sure looking in the mirror while reflect ugliness aswell for the most of u) just read what u said
and youll see your about as ugly as it get

I think that both CZJ and Selma are beautiful in their own way. The only reason why someone would say that they are not beautiful is because they can't have them. To all men you all have to appreciate beauty inside and outside.

I TOTALLY AGREE WITH ADIAM

I'VE COULDN'T SAID IT any better
Selma more has bigger beautifull breasts than CZJ.That makes Salma the winner period
I dont wanna diss CZJ cos she's hot oo but if you ask any REAL man, (not all of those faggots in here who say the she looks like a man) they will all say Salma is way more hotter and sexier than CZJ.
Its simpje, if you think that Salma's tits are to big, and she's looks like a man, YOU'RE A GAY.And thats the truth
A woman needs to have curves And Salam has them, and CZJ has them to only way smaller.
Only gay's like woman with no curves at all.And only Gay's care about weather the boobs are real or not.Boobs or boobs period.But if it makes you feel gooed Salma's are REAL!!
And that comment about the so-called stretch markes.Thats just pethatic, it doenst make any sence.All of those who dont agree with me or adiam Better can better hook up with some gay ass men.Dont go after girls if you dont like CURVES

Catherine Zeta Jones' breasts are actually fake. She has had a LOT of plastic surgery. I can tell by the look of Salma's cleavage that they are probably real. Salma has had a nose job tho. Catherine has had her eyes worked one, her nose done, boobs done, teeth done and more. Salma has a natural hourglass figure. I am a girl, so I don't really know what attracts men, nut I had always thought that the curvier the girl, the sexier. So Salma wins IMO.

Salma is def. sexier. Catherine's eyes always looks as though they are looking in opposite directions. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Salma has a tiny waist and luscious breasts. Catherine isn't so hourglassy and looks totally up herself. Go Salma!!

There boobs both look natural and almost the same..and salma is hot ok but catherine is BEAUTIFUL..so i'd have to settle with catherine :)

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Salma wins the booby prize

Salma Hayek's boobs... I masturbated over those things.

salma she has a beautiful womans face, she does not look manly at all , her features are perfect, her body too, come on katherine is too old already,no competition here

I completely agree with phred. I've always found Salma Hayek to be ugly. She has a fat ugly looking sqare man jaw. Even in the movie Dusk till dawn when she wore that bikini. She looked ugly and stupid in it. her body is ugly too. She has a Popeye face.

Phred, your a phag....

Salma wins hands down, but CZJ is hot too. I wouldn't kick either one out of bed for eating crackers. Not sure if either of them has had implants, but they both look delicious. I do prefer Real tits though, they are a lot nicer to squeeze than fake boobies. I don't think that makes me gay that I prefer real tits to fake ones. Salma's tits look a lot more natural and squeezable, lickable, etc....

Wow, Salma Hayek had a good surgeon thats for sure, and yes she's had them done. I found a "before" photo of her on Flickr,, and what a difference. Salma is dark, petite and can photograph beautifully, but her frame is so small that her head looks too big for her body. But she has aged well, and I don't think I would be upset if I woke up looking like her.

Catherine is a washed up old ho who couldnt keep those legs shut.

Salma.
Although the wife of Grampa Douglas enjoys a higher gross annual income; therefore, her boobs are actually WORTH more.

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iM SICK TO MY STOMACHE to hear men complaining about tits who they think are to big.
Tits are ment to be big.
Im not saying that smaller tits are worthless and not supposed to called breasts.BUT
Dont start dissin breasts larger than cup C thats all.Its pethatic and its a way of showing the world than your a fag.

Salma Hayek has a Popeye the sailor face.

And I don't think I'd be upset if I woke up with her....either.

salma looks hotter and nicer boobs

Both women are great looking. But just looking at the boobs, you have to go with Salma. They look so juicy and sexy. I think i'd rather suck on those then sleep with her.

FORE!!!!!...OR SHOULD I SAY FOUR!!!!

Salma only has fake boobs the whole package is blah CZJ is gorgeous.

SALMA&CATHERINE ARE WHORES. SALMA&CATHERINE ARE SLUTS. SALMA&CATHERINE ARE BITCHES. SALMA&CATHERINE ARE CUNTS. SALMA&CATHERINE ARE UGLY. SALMA&CATHERINE ARE FAT. SALMA&CATHERINE ARE FUGLY.

OMG, Salma ! ! Even if they weren't being pushed together, they'd sag fabulously.
Cat, she can take the wrinkled balls to the chin, so that's a plus for her.
SALMA rules, hands down. I'd f**k either if given the chance by God. Amen.

CATHY R. - You are truly a psycho idiot.

zeta jones ... i think salma would be a crazy wild time ... but everytime i look at zeta jones i wanna throw it to her every way possible.

salma definitely! I wish I could those honkers a squeeze!