Ashlee Simpson Version 2.0 Is Ready For Bashing

I miss old Ass.

she looks fucking hot though.
i have to admit.
even though her lips look a bit funny.

shes looking more & more like jessica
(why do i have visons of "single white female" in my head)

to bad she couldnt get a talent implant

i sort of feel bad for her, i mean she has no idenity of her own, she
has to use her sisters.

I'd pee in her butt.

Wow, at least the untalented still can get plastic surgery. She is a wanna be of her sister Jessica. I can see that she did her nose, chin, cheeks and lips.

she needs to stop. now. she's starting to over do it with those lips.

Her nose looks tops. Think of it more as corrective than plastic surgery. I don't think there's anything wrong with correcting a hooked vulture nose.
How do nose jobs not leave scars?

I think she only had her nose done. That was the major setback. I wanted to plug that since her mtv show. She's definitely hotter as a blond.

She looks good! Those freckles on her nose are cute :). The lips, bit too much but. NO MORE ASSLEE PLEASE. It's how it starts my friend, it's how it starts!

what'd she do to her cheeks?

She didn't look bad before but now she even looks better , and nothing looks fake. Lets hope she doesn't get anymore plastic work done

Just another blonde ho who is really only good for one thing.

I would have liked to see a side-by-side of the old ASS and the new one. Her face really has changed alot...her lips aren't natural...kind of freaky looking, a little "jokerish"

Her nose is crooked, her lips are beginning to resemble Lisa Rinna's (at least the bottom lip) and her teeth need to be straightened. Check out those vampire like incisors. The no talent ass wipe couldn't afford veneers? Once a loser, always a loser.
Jackson: I nominate her for BLOTD. In ten years she will be the star of buttafaces.com - if anyone still knows who she is....

Ass made $5.3 million -- LAST year.

For 2005, Forbes gave her a "Power Ranking" #76 among the Top 100 Celebrities, between Naomi Watts and Gisele Bundchen. She's elevated because of her "TV Power,"...a "37" between Will Ferrell and Ellen Degeneres. Her mis-lip-synching...and the Ho then doing her famous"Ho-Down" on SNL -- while incredibly stupid-looking -- also made her even MORE FAMOUS while burning her into America's (perhaps the world's?) collective brain.

FYI: as their manager, if Joe Simpson collects (let's say) 15% of his daughters' combined incomes...then last year, Joe made a little over $2 million. And that's just his agent's commission.

Nodak: Pimping out your daughters pays.

Nose jobs don't leave scars cause everything is done on the inside. They make an incision on the inside of the nostril and go in that way.

She looks great. For ashlee... but why do this AFTER you get famouse...... so everyone knows you got plastic surgery. I would have done this before she started to launch her career. but to each their own. She looks very good... as long as she doesn't do any more work. Her nose is still slightly off on one side but its not horrible. Possible swelling could go down over time etc. I would also like a side by side comparison.

I'll bet you're so embarrassed! You posted a picture of a "Bratz" hairstyling head by mistake... what, that really is Ashley Simpson?

for the people that are making the lisa rina comparisons
you are exactly right
look at the corners of her mouth
it is like her lips end but her mouth continues for an inch on each side
just like daffy rina
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/04/11/queen-lip-lisa-rinna-was-b...

Wow! Spectacular observation, John!
You're RIGHT!

So...is this the "physics" of a collagen injection? That is...there's SO MUCH LIP...that there's nothing else the mouth can do -- except "accomodate" but these freaky, fiendish-looking, up-turned corners? Like angelfood said -- "jokerish?"

She looks like cameron diaz on page 6!! Her nose looks alot betta but I reckon she the biggest bunch of bullsh*t ever. On ET she was talking about celebs and their obsession to be thin and she was like "Why can't people just be happy with who they are??" --- wat the hell is she doin then with plastic surgery?!??!?!

her nose looks good, but i just wished she hadn't done it, now shes like all the other blonde wannabe ho's

I can't blame her for getting a nose job, she needed it bad. The lips are ridiculous though, she looks like Nicole Kidman with all the botox.

I wonder if the nose job will alter her voice. We can only hope...

She looks like a pug now. I look her when she had imperfections. She looks weird now, kind of scary. I don't know why it freaks me out so much, maybe because it unnatural.

Your B.C.N.C. (Bastardly Coke Nose Cam) is fuckin' great.

SHE UGLER AND WERID NOW!!!!!! WTF! Alot of pretty woman don't have perfect noses like her sister, Roselyn Sanchez, Sandra Bullock and so on. They all look better then her!

***uglier

I think Ass actually is starting to look pretty good, but I also have to agree that she's looking more and more like her sister everyday!! Which isn't bad, but again she's gotten where she is becasue of Jessica.

okithethingis: what is a vagina jellybean?

dumb bitch. this wont make her career last. all she did was blow money she should be hoarding for the long winter ahead.

much better.. actually look like she belongs in hollywood.
as for the voice, if paris can put out a CD so can she.

"as for the voice, if paris can put out a CD so can she."
why dont you just say if Ted Bundy can kill women, so can she
or if Omar al-Bashir can run a country, so can she
or if Michael Jackson can be a preschool teacher's aide, so can she
these women putting out CDs is wrong no matter who is doing it.

I hate this stupid kid. She can't sing or act. She can even be herself. She needs to go away and stop trying too hard. Just b/c her sister is famous for singing (and not that well either) doesn't mean everyone in the family should have their foot in the door. Half of hollywood isn't talented. They're all a bunch of no talent sell outs who do it all for money and that is it.

Gotta agree with Kathryn. Talentless dumbasses should not be allowed to record regardless of how much money they have...

Somebody get jessica alba to walk her on a leash. She no better then a fucking dog. Puggie.

Cute. Like a pug dog. Probably has fleas and BO as well.

I read somewhere...that The Industry has been rife with "Joe Simpsons" for decades and decades and decades. It's just that Joe had the "staying power." He kept at it. And KEPT at it. Plus: TIMING worked to his favor, when our society was ape-sh*t over the arrival of Reality TV...

If it wasn't for "Newlyweds" -- happening fresh and among the first in the evolutionary scale of reality TV (Obournes lit the world on fi-yahhh) -- then we wouldn't have all this CRAP on our hands.

This includes Asslee and her new nose and fake lips and still sh*tty talent.

HOT!!

She sould do something about her teeth

Weirdo!!!

Looks like she asked for fish lips. Must be something new.

Katie G is totally right! Daddy Simpson is molding Ass to replace Jessica.

I think she looks less like Jessica. I like Jessica's bump on her nose, it's small and cute and I'm glad she left it. Ashlee has never been a very pretty girl. Always average, mousy kind of cute girl.

I'm trying to figure out whether she looks like Alvin, Simon or Theodore.

I loved the "original" ashlee. She still looks great, but no more surgery please!!!
The boobs are orignal, aren't they? I'd love to verify if they are real.

I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHAT A VAGINA JELLYBEAN IS???????????????

When i was watching newlyweds, i kept thinking

Jess's eyebrow lift
her lip job
her boob job

and now ashlee... man were they hit with the ugly stick or something when they were born? bad genes. No thanks to her daddy.

Butt ass ugly!

Bash Ashlee? Oh , yeah, I'd bash her right between her cheeks when she bends over!!!!

Id shred that. Kobe Bryant style.

Well, her lips are a little too Lisa Rinna, but for the most part I actually think she's quite improved, aesthetically at least. She's gone from Total Fug to Mediocre Better Polished Fug. You know what? Good for her.

Yes she looks better but she had to buy a better looking face and that just proves she couldn't hack it looking like she used to. I think thats sad.

Plastic fantastic! Just like big sis!

her lips looks like vagina jellybean

i think she looks great!