Nicole Narian & Colin Farrell Sex Tape Transcript For Horndogg Hearing Impared Community
Sunday, June 11th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
To tell you the truth, I haven't watched the vid & was too lazy to find it on the net to verify this transcript's accuracy---not that any of you should really care. As you know, this is a blog, so misinformation is central to our game plan!
A recent commenter left us w/ the bullshitting between the two lovers during the taping of their sex tape. I'm going to assume that this commenter just grabbed the entire transcript from some other place. So yeah, dim the lights a little, turn on some porn music & read on!
Nicole: (Giving him the camera) Here, you hold onto that. (She goes to television).
Colin: (Pointing camera at own penis) I am putting this…(camera pans to Nicole's crotch)…right in there. (To Nicole) Come here, come here, pretty.
N: Pretty!
C: God, you're…as I said the other night, man, if a fucking camera could blush it would be fucking red because you are so fucking pretty.
N: Really pretty! (unintelligible) Ok, now I'm putting on a video station. Ok.
C: What are you watching, man? Judge fucking…?
N: No! I'm trying to change the channel.
C: Puttin' on some porn for us?
N: (chipper) You want some porn?
C: (yelling) I FUCKING LIVE ON PORN! What are you talking about? You're so sexy, you are so fucking sexy. Where's the zoom on this fucking piece of shit?
You're fucking gorgeous (laughs). Baby, you're so fucking beautiful, man.
A recent commenter left us w/ the bullshitting between the two lovers during the taping of their sex tape. I'm going to assume that this commenter just grabbed the entire transcript from some other place. So yeah, dim the lights a little, turn on some porn music & read on!
Nicole: (Giving him the camera) Here, you hold onto that. (She goes to television).
Colin: (Pointing camera at own penis) I am putting this…(camera pans to Nicole's crotch)…right in there. (To Nicole) Come here, come here, pretty.
N: Pretty!
C: God, you're…as I said the other night, man, if a fucking camera could blush it would be fucking red because you are so fucking pretty.
N: Really pretty! (unintelligible) Ok, now I'm putting on a video station. Ok.
C: What are you watching, man? Judge fucking…?
N: No! I'm trying to change the channel.
C: Puttin' on some porn for us?
N: (chipper) You want some porn?
C: (yelling) I FUCKING LIVE ON PORN! What are you talking about? You're so sexy, you are so fucking sexy. Where's the zoom on this fucking piece of shit?
You're fucking gorgeous (laughs). Baby, you're so fucking beautiful, man.
Colin Farrell is a complete dork. Any whore can get any whore especially when he becomes a slightly known actor. He's short and those bushy eyebrows and perma-startled look are ridiculous.
Reply to this Comment
Colin Farrel is an filthy creature.
Reply to this Comment
Just imagine phone sex with him... "You're so pretty, you're so beautiful" over and over.
Reply to this Comment
why all the talking just fuck and shut the hell up
Reply to this Comment
*Sniff* You think that romance is dead... And then... *Sniff* And then you read something like this and it just *Sniff* warms your heart so much... I mean... He's a poet... It's just all so wonderful...
Reply to this Comment
Stinky
Reply to this Comment
Here's the video.
http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=5118 it's in quicktime.
Reply to this Comment
This is why the amateur stuff rocks: Because people say the best stuff in the heat of passsion when don't think anyone's watching.
"The battery's dead...and so is my cock"
Brilliant.
Reply to this Comment
http://www8.rapidupload.com/d.php?f...&filepath=15446
the full video
enjoy!
Reply to this Comment
LMAO...he says the same cheesy shit ova and ova..."your so beautiful your so fucking hot"...rotfl....but damn...Nicole got a bangin body.
Reply to this Comment
she must be a verry religious person... oh God
Reply to this Comment
I'm impressed Colin has a big cock.....Most white guys don't
Reply to this Comment
Colin is so fucking hot. I'd let him bang me any day. Screw all you haters, you're all just jealous that a guy could be so much better looking than you. I don't give a fuck if he says fuck all the time. That's fine with me... All you idiots who are saying this is "dirty" or "stinky", have you ever had sex before? Seriously.
Reply to this Comment
all that i can say is...me and colin have something in common and it aint the irish accent.
they need to sell that shit. it would make me go and see his next flick
Reply to this Comment
what a fuckin cheese dick
Reply to this Comment
I feel that this really gets the gist of the tape.
Reply to this Comment
where`s the site at i wanna see
Reply to this Comment
*furiously scribbling down pillow talk notes* This is gold, man!! Thanks, Colin. You are GOD. I wish I had an Irish brogue.
Reply to this Comment
ooops....forgot to put the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JotmLbCoMY0
Reply to this Comment
It's on torrentspy. He's barebackin it. Sadly, no money shot.
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!